Squirrelpaw: Dad, I'm going to a party

Firestar: Alright, just be back by midnight

Squirrelpaw: But we leave at midnight!

Firestar: Then no later than dawn.

Squirrelpaw: ...

Sandstorm: Who are you going with?

Squirrelpaw: No one

Leafpaw: her bf

Squirrelpaw: BRAMBLECLAW IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND I HATE HIS GUTS

Leafpaw: Then y u goin 2 a party w/ him?

Squirrelpaw: Because I'm a party animal

Leafpaw: *sarcastic* sure u r

Firestar: You're a squirrel.

Squirrelpaw: Squirrels can party!

Sandstorm: Of course they can, sweetheart. Have fun.

Firestar: Don't swallow any balloons

Firestar: Or get tied up with streamers

Squirrelpaw: I don't even know what those are.

Sandstorm: *cough* kittypet! *cough*

Firestar: Hey, twolegs throw good parties!

Brambleclaw: *pads up* Squirrelypie, you ready?

Leafpaw: wut

Sorreltail: I totally ship it

Cinderpelt: NO FIRESTAR YOU CAN'T LET YOUR DAUGHTER BE WITH BRAMBLECLAW THEY WILL DESTROY THE FOREST

Firestar: Um

Firestar: Okay then no party

Squirrelpaw: I'm going anyway

Firestar: Oh okay have fun

Cinderpelt: ... You're a horrible father.