Birchfall: *humming the Supernatural theme song as he shakes his spray paint can and critically examines a tree*

Brambleclaw: Hey 

Birchfall: *jumps* Brambleclaw, buddy! Didn't see you there. Wazzup?

Brambleclaw: What are you doing?

Birchfall: *hides spray paint* nithibng

Brambleclaw: What?

Birchfall: Nothing. What are you doing?

Brambleclaw: I could ask you the same question.

Birchfall: You just did, buddy.

Brambleclaw: Oh. Well. What are you hiding behind you?

Birchfall: Nothing.

Brambleclaw: Really.

Birchfall: Yep.

Brambleclaw: You sure?

Birchfall: 100%.

Brambleclaw: Please tell me you're not spray painting trees again.

Birchfall: *feigns surprise* Spray paint? Friend! I would never!

Brambleclaw: I've seen the name tags you've put on every other tree in this forest, Birchfall.

Birchfall: Well mouse-dung

Birchfall: I thought you wouldn't notice that

Brambleclaw: Your paint is neon, for StarClan's sake.

Birchfall: Welp, time for my exit. *Spray paints Brambleclaw, then flees*