Firestar: I really don't get why we are here, I mean Starfire is only asleep...like geez guys lolz

Greystripe: :|

*everyone's dressed in black except Firestar*

Firestar: *wearing a bright pink dress and carrying a giant green purse*

Blackstar: *whispers to Leopardstar* d- do y-you think I'm a-attractive in b-black? :(

Leopardstar: THE ONLY CAT I EVER HAVE FOUND ATTRACTIVE IS TIGERSTAR AND I WILL LOVE NO ONE ELSE!! *yells in Blackstar's face*

Tigerstar: ...

Leopardstar: MY LOVE! >:D! YOU CAME! *tries to put on lipstick but fails miserably*

Tigerstar: oh wow, look at the time... *stares at drawn on watch on wrist* ...I really should be going, to you know...kill some cats, or do something.....uh....evil...

Leopardstar: *chains Tigerstar to a random chair* >:)

Onestar: I don't really get these sad funerals... on my funeral I want to be burnt into ashes and then everyone mixes my ashes with glitter, and then everyone throwing my ashes everywhere while Firework is playing.

Ashfoot: that's uh....beautiful, Onestar

Onestar: LOL I KNOW RIGHT >:D

Churchcat: we are gathered here today to wish Starfire to find his place amongst the other clan cats in Starclan

Firestar: wait...... That didn't sound right....

Greystripe: *whispers* Firestar, Starfire is dead....he's not sleeping...

Firestar: no no shoosh, that's not it....

*everyone stares at Firestar*

Firestar: *mutters under breath* the wheels on the bus go round and round...round and round...round and round...the wheels on the bus go round and round....ALL day long...

Churchcat: um...anyways... Let's all have a silent minute for Starfire.

*everyone's silent until-*

Firestar: BINGO!!!

*everyone stares at Firestar, clearly annoyed*

Firestar: *mutters* Starclan....

Churchcat: what?

Firestar: *mutters* Starclan....

Churchcat: sir I don't know what you're saying...

Firestar: STARFIRE DIDNT GO TO STALKERCLAN!

*gasp from the clan cats*

Churchcat: ...sir it's called Starclan-

Firestar: NO! NO IT'S NOT D:<!

Onestar: are you telling us he went to the Dark Furriest?

Tigerstar: ha...yes, a newcomer *gets out a piece of paper and writes a name down* we can totally have more tea parties now c:

Firestar: HE DIDNT GO TO THE DARK FURRIEST EITHER!!! HE WENT TO.....*dramatic pause*

*everyone waits for Firestar to speak*

Firestar: *staring off into the distance dramatically*

Blackstar: uh...Firestar, yo dude uh...wake up... U_U

Onestar: Blackstar, don't even try to say 'dude' or 'yo'. I'm sorry to tell you that you shall never be cool or have swag. Because of your disability of turning everything cool lame ;(

Blackstar: *looks down and sniffs* ;(

Yellowfang: what does this 'yo' and 'dude' mean?

*Firestar is still dramatically staring off into space*

Dustpelt: FIRESTAR! WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY??

Firestar: oh I don't know, I forgot... C:

*everyone sighs except Firestar*

Firestar: *glances around and sighs* o.O

Churchcat: ...anyways *beginning to become frustrated* ....Starfire was important to us all, and I hope he is safe in Starclan.

Firestar: OH!! I REMEMBER!

*everyone sighs except Firestar*

Firestar: *jumps on tiny stage Churchcat is standing on*

Churchcat: ...*sigh* what do you want, orange one.

Firestar: *hits with purse multiple times*

Clans except Firestar: O:

Churchcat: OWE! WHAT- OWE - THE DESCENDANTS FROM- OWE- STARCLAN DO NOT- OWE- APPROVE OF -OWE- THIS!

Firestar: HE DIDNT GO TO STALKERCLAN! HE WENT TO CLANSTALKER!

Clans except Tigerstar and Firestar: O:

Tigerstar: aw man :( *erases name off list*

Yellowfang: WHAT IS THIS CLANSTALKER YOU SPEAK OF?

Firestar: *still beating up Churchcat with purse* CLANSTALKER IS FROM THE OPPOSITE UNIVERSE WHERE EVERYTHING IS THE OPPOSITE! STARFIRE WAS MY OPPOSITE TWIN!

Clan cats except Tigerstar: *gasp*

Tigerstar: *mutters* ...gosh all I want is to have a bigger tea party, is that to much to ask..?

*random cat falls from the sky*

*random cat lands on Mousefur*

Random cat: HELLO I AM FEATHERJAY! I AM FROM THE OPPOSITE UNIVERSE!

Firestar: *stops beating up Churchcat* OMSC GAYFEATHER ITS FEATHERGAY FROM THE OPPOSITE UNIVERSE! O:

Jayfeather: really? Is he blind?

Featherjay: actually I have perfect eye sight

Jayfeather: oh well...okay :(

Featherjay: MY UNIVERSE IS HAVING AN ATTACK! AND WE NEED YOUR HELP! PLEASE HELP US! *falls pathetically to the ground and sobs hysterically*

Blackstar: I suppose we can help, but who's attacking you?

Featherjay: Starblue! She has made an army of evil sock monkeys, and they are killing us all!

Onestar: ...wait Starblue?

Bluestar: you mean like...the other Bluestar? But I would never make a sock monkey army! IM TERRIFIED OF SOCKS....AND MONKEYS! PLUS I'M NOT EVIL! D:

Featherjay: EXACTLY! EVERYTHING IS THE OPPOSITE! STARBLUE IS INCREDIBLY EVIL AND WE NEED YOUR HELP TO STOP HER!

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Completely random idea, but look at me! I'm actually updating! IM SO PROUD OF ME :D! I don't know how long it will take for the next chapter, but I guarantee the next couple of chapters should be really good and fun to write. Have a wonderful day!

~Mudflame