~At a gathering~

Firestar: I KISSED A SQUIRREL AND I LIKED IT. THEIR LIPS TASTE LIKE NUTS, BUT I DONT MIND IT.

Blackstar: ._.

Onestar: ._.

Leopardstar: ._.

Brambleclaw: ._.

Yellowfang: ._.

Russetfur: ._.

Every cat at the gathering except Firestar: ._.

Stalkerclan: ._.

Dark Furriest: ._.

Every cat in all the clans except Firestar: ._.

Every cat in the world except Firestar: ._.

Every Two-Leg in the world: ._.

The entire world except Firestar: ._.

The opposite universe: .-.

Firestar: ...sorry...

Onestar: go sit in the corner and think about what you've done *points at a corner*

Firestar: *sniffle, slowly climbs down the tree to the ground but eventually falls two inches above the ground* AHHH GAYFEATHER IM HURT AHHH! MY PAWWWW! MYYYYY PAWWWWW!! D:<

Jayfeather: YOU ONLY FELL TWO INCHES! *slaps Firestar across the face* GET YOURSELF TOGETHER, MAN!!

Firestar: *sniffle* D;< *walks to corner and flops down*

Blackstar: -proceeding our gathering...

Firestar: but what about...MEEEEEEE????? D:<

Blackstar: *stares at Firestar furiously, takes deep breath and then continues talking* should we go and help the opposite universe?

Leopardstar: I say we should.

Onestar: agreed.

Firestar: *raises paw*

Blackstar: *ignores* perhaps we should take a vote-

Firestar: *waves paw wildly to get Blackstar's attention*

Blackstar: *tries to ignore* okay we will set up a voting booth-

Firestar: *jumps up and down while waving paw wildly high in the air*

Blackstar: *cracks* WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? DO YOU WANT ME TO LOSE MY MIND????? *tears out his fur*

Firestar: I- I just have a q-question...

Blackstar: *sighs* ...what is it, Firestar
>:|

Firestar: I don't know how to say this but....

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Firestar: ... I have....

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Firestar: ...Ears...

Blackstar: *explodes*

Onestar: OH SEE NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

Firestar: LOLLIPOP LOLLIPOP OH LOLLI LOLLI LOLLIPOP

Entire gathering except Firestar: GO!!!!!!!!AWWAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Firestar: OH WELL FINE I SEE HOW IT IS. I SEE THAT I AM NOT WANTED. ALAS, YOU WILL NEED ME IN THE OPPOSITE UNIVERSE, YOU JUST WAIT!!!! I AM ALSO THE STRONGEST AND BEST WARRIOR HERE!!! *sees a butterfly* omigosh a butterfly! >:) *tries to catch butterfly*

Onestar: ._. ....TAKE HIM AWAY!! *dramatically points at Firestar*

*Lionblaze, Brambleclaw and Ratscar drag Firestar away*

Firestar: *while getting dragged out of the clearing, sings really off key* SOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD SOME TURN TO DUST OR TO GOLD BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER MEEEEEEEE REMEMBER MEEEE FOR CENTIPEDEEEESSSSS!!

Brambleclaw: ITS CENTURIES NOT CENTIPEDES YOU TWIT

Firestar: :| oh then I guess the song goes SOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD SOME TURN TO GLAZED DOUGHNUT HOLES BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER MEEEEEE REMEMBER MEEEEE FOR CENTURIEEESSSSSS!! *slowly gets dragged away while everyone is staring at him*

*you can't see Firestar anymore but all you can hear is him singing*

Firestar: HEAVY METAL BROKE MY-

*everyone hears two slams*

Lionblaze: *you hear Lionblaze yell* HEART

Brambleclaw: *all you hear is his voice* YOU JUST KNOCKED OUT OUR LEADER!!

Ratscar: *all you hear is his voice* he was annoying anyways

Lionblaze: do you think we could throw him into the lake?

Ratscar: that wouldn't be a terrible idea

Everyone who's still in the gathering place: ...:/....

Brambleclaw: maybe we could just quickly put him back in his den..

Ratscar: nah now that's too drastic, let's just throw him in the lake

Lionblaze: yeah let's do that

*everyone hears a huge splash*

*Brambleclaw, Lionblaze and Ratscar run quickly to the gathering*

*everyone stares at them*

Brambleclaw, Lionblaze and Ratscar: *awkwardly sit down*

Onestar: anyways....now Blackstar has been exploded and Firestar is *cough cough* unavailable...its just Leopardstar and I to decide if we should go to the opposite universe...

Leopardstar: I think we should

Onestar: I AGREE. ITS BEEN DECIDED. NEXT MOON WE GO TO THE OPPOSITE UNIVERSE.