Request from dearestevanhansen

Warnings-cursing (after this I'm gonna not putting that as a Warning anymore bc there's gona be cursing in like every oneshot)
Edited

"Y-you fucking idiot"

"IT WAS *Achoo!* A CHALLENGE"
Jared tried to defend himself. Key word, 'tried'.

"WHAT D-DID YOU THINK WAS G-GONNA HAPPEN IF Y-YOU JUMPED INTO SNOW NAKED?!?!?!"
Evan was on the phone with Jared after Jared called him to tell Evan he was sick.

Jared mumbled something to himself, rolling his eyes.

"Where a-are your parents? C-can't they take care o-of you?"
Evan questioned.

"They're at Myrtle *sniff* Beach"
Jared said with an angry tone.

"Without you? T-that's just d-depressing."

"Yeah... *cough cough* but can you come over?" He sneezed.

"I'll be there I-in a little b-bit."
Beep. He hung up.

"Stupid child" Evan said under his breath. His mom was working so he just sent her a quick text to tell her he was staying the night at Jared's.

Jared heard the doorbell.

"It's *achoo* unlocked!"
Jared yelled from the couch.

Evan opened the door and giggled at the sight.

Jared had a red, runny nose and his glasses were off. He was wrapped in a mound of blankets like a burrito.

"Y-you have a new n-nickname now."
Evan said

"*sniff* what's that?"
Jared asked

"Burrito"
Evan giggled again.

Jared just glared at him.
Until he broke out into a coughing fit.

Evan rolled his eyes going to get water. He gave it to Jared and Jared drank it.

"Thanks acorn"

Evan grunted at the nickname.

"You need c-cough syrup."
Evan stated.

"No shit, Sherlock. Well are you gonna *sniff* get it?"
Jared asked.

"W-where is it?"
Evan said lookin sassy.

"Um... top shelf in my parents' bathroom."

Evan got the syrup and a spoon then went back to the burrito.

He poured some syrup onto the spoon carefully and teased Jared,
"Open up~"

"Kinky~"
Jared fucking winked.

Evan glared at the boy, done with life. Suddenly, he jabbed the spoon into the burrito's mouth. He swallowed and gagged. Evan gave him back his water and Jared took no time before drinking it.

Jared stared at Evan. Evan stared at Jared. Silence spread quickly. Until Jared sneezed...

On Evan. Evan's face showed pure disgust.

"DON'T YOU FUCKING SNEEZE ON ME KLEINMAN"
Evan yelled at the kinky child, infuriated.

Jared laughed awkwardly, "it's a little too late for that hahah*achoo*"

Jared was careful to turn away and cover his mouth in fear of getting bitch slapped.

Evan smirked as an idea popped into his head.

Jared was scared.

He should be.

Because Evan sat on him.

"WHat tHe hELl eVaN?!?!"
Jared asked, blushing like crazy.

"This is y-your punishment for s-sneezing on me,"
Evan said while successfully hiding his blush
"and I'm h-hella tired" Evan yawned and leaned back on the couch.

Jared wasn't uncomfortable or hurt, no. He was just embarrassed and slightly turned on.

Evan clearly didn't realize that he was sitting on Jared's crotch. So when Evan readjusted, almost asleep, he was pretty much grinding on Jared.

Let's just say Jared barley got any sleep that night.

Timeskip brought to you by Jared loving da cronch

The sun was in the sky and a very adorable acorn was waking up from his slumber. But then he screamed. He was laying next to a very warm burrito, with his arms wrapped around him.

Jared soon woke up due to the scream. He opened his eyes, meeting big, light blue ones. He opened his mouth in shock until he smirked

"Don't y-you da-"
Evan started

"Kinky"

"I'm done"
Evan rolled off the couch and landed on  the ground
"Ouch. I still d-don't regret that."

Jared laughed. He had to admit that he felt much better than the previous night.

Evan made pancakes for them. And they chilled. At around 4:30 pm, Evan had to go home.

"Bye tree boi" Jared said to his departing friend

"Bye kiNKy boi" Evan winked and shut the door behind him.

Jared was shooketh.

"Kinky~"

JARED LEAVE