Request from dearestevanhansen

Connor is dead, the Connor project happened, Evan has been forgiven long ago

Warnings-smut ;)
Edited

Jared was chillin' on his couch until,

Alayayayayana added- treeboi, jazzy, and theinsanelygayjaredkleinman to the group

Alayayayayana- hey
Treeboi- hi :)
theinsanelygayjaredkleinman- what do gou want
Alayayayayana- do you guys wanna hang?
jazzy- whose house?
theinsanelygayjaredkleinman- not mine
Treeboi- idc
Alayayayayana- mine is fine
jazzy- can we come rn?
Alayayayayana- sure

Jared groaned
"ugh I gotta moooooooove"

Text from treeboi

treeboi- can you pick me up pls
Theinsanelygayjaredkleinman- sure

Jared got his keys and drove off to Evan's house. When he got there he yelled,

"Hurry up acorn, or I'm leaving you heere!"

Evan scrambled down the steps and got in the car. Jared drove off.

Timeskip brought to you by pictures of the most amazing trees

They all sat in a circle with four movies in the middle: Ride Along, Despicable Me, The Princess Bride, and Harry Potter and The Sorcerer Stone.

Alana cleared her throat to get everyone's attention. "Okay so now we have to pick one."

She handed out scraps of paper and a pencil so everyone could vote.

Evan:The Princess Bride
Jared:Ride Along
Zoe:Harry Potter
Alana:The Princess Bride

"Votes are in and............."

Jared started hitting the floor to imitate a drumroll.

"THE PRINCESS BRIDE WINS"
Alana shouted unnecessarily loudly.

They put the movie in and started it.

Jared was half paying attention.  Ten minutes into the movie, Jared got a brilliant idea.

Alana was next to Zoe and Evan was in between Alana and Jared. Jared thought it would be a good idea to tease Evan.

He inched his hand closer and closer without Evan noticing. Jared's hand reached Evan's butt. He gave it a little squeeze.

Evan squeaked which made Jared chuckle slightly. Evan glanced over at Jared, to see him smirking.

Evan's cheeks were dusted pink.
He was hoping that Jared might be done, but boy was he wrong.

Jared squeezed it again and when he saw Evan's tomato face and slight bulge, he leaned over and whispered in Evan's ear,

"Wanna stick that dick in my ass"

Evan's eyes shot wide open and his face was an illegal shade of red.

Jared messed with Evan for the entire movie and it was driving him  i n s a n e.

Evan tried so hard so hide his boner, he crossed his legs, he pulled his knees up to his chest, he sat criss-cross-applesauce. He also attempted to hide his severely red face.

But when Jared rubbed his thigh, his hand touching Evan's erection, that was the last straw. Evan stood up, pulling Jared up with him, and he exclaimed, "OKAYWEHAVETOLEAVENOWI'MNOTFEELINGSOGOODBYEGIRLS."

Everyone just stared at him in shock and Zoe mumbled "okay..."

Evan dragged Jared out the door to the car and threw him in the driver's seat. Evan sat in shotgun and yelled

"DRIVE BITCH"

Jared, still in shock, asked
"W-where..."

"YOUR HOUSE"
Evan yelled back

During the drive, Jared got over his shock and was smirking.

Timeskip brought to you by Martha being a sucker for happy endings

Evan practically dragged Jared into his house, knowing Jared's parents were most likely somewhere without Jared again.

Evan pushed him aggressively on the couch, straddling the shocked child.

Jared melted when Evan kissed him, kissing back immediately.
The kiss intensified Evan started grinding against Jared. Evan pulled the shorter boy's shirt off. And Jared did the same to Evan.

Evan started moving his lips down, softly biting and sucking the burrito's neck.
Jared moaned lightly.

Evan left little red hickeys wherever his lips traveled

Evan found himself crouching in front of Jared's boner as he swiftly undid his jeans and pulled them down, along with his underwear.

A tomato would envy Jared's bright red face.

Evan licked the tip and Jared moaned quietly

Jared felt his dicc being taken into the acorn's mouth. He bit his lip to hold back a moan.

Evan deep-throated the penis. Jared stroked his hand through the dirty-blonde hair. Evan moved his head back and forth causing Jared to moan loudly.

Jared could feel a knot in his chest as he was ready to release.

"Ev-Evan I"

He released inside Evan's mouth and Evan licced it up and swallowed.

Evan left Jared there as he went to get a bottle of lube.  Jared was still panting when Evan came back and undid his khakis and pulled down his underwear

Evan positioned Jared 'doggy style' and put lube on his fingers. Evan inserted his fingers one at a time to prep Jared.

Evan placed his erected dick at Jared's entrance and Jared squeezed his eyes shut. Evan took no precaution when slamming his penis into the other's ass.

Jared cried out in pain, which soon, turned into pleasure. Evan moved fast and hard making sure that every time was filled with pure pleasure.

Jared's moans only got louder and they were music to Evan's ears.

The loud, beautiful moans motivated Evan to move faster and faster. Evan felt himself about to explode, as did Jared.

They both moaned loudly as Evan came inside Jared and Jared came all over the couch. Evan pulled out and collapsed next to Jared, panting heavily.

They regained their energy slightly and took a shower to clean up. They wiped up the couch and went to sleep in Jared's bed, forgetting about clothes.

Timeskip brought to you by an asexual author who is in physical pain because of writing smut

Evan woke up to a ringing

FaceTime call from jazzy

Evan picked up the phone, forgetting about how he was naked in bed with Jared.

"Hey Zoe"
Evan groggily said while rubbing his eyes

"Hey Evan, are you feeling better- uh..."
Zoe gave a strange look.
"Um Evan?"

"Yeah?"

"Why are you shirtless, in bed, with a shirtless Jared?"

Evan's face heated up and he averted his eyes

"And is that Jared's room?"
Zoe started uncontrollably laughing
"I have to tell Alana!"

Evan turned even brighter pink and said,
"Wait no-"

Jazzy ended the FaceTime call

"Shit. Damn Zoe!"
Evan cursed to himself.

"Wha-"
Jared started to wake up.

"Um... we're screwed"
Evan said to the kinky burrito.

"Nah dude that was last night"
Jared winked and smirked

"Haha. I'm not joking tho."

"Shit"

THAT WAS PAINFUL TO WRITE. I THOUGHT "Oh it can't be THAT bad"

IT WAS SO HARD UGHHHHHH
this poor little asexual author was not prepared for what she had in store for themselves!