Shipping and Force Ghosts

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Hey everyone! I'm finally back with more of this, so I hope you guys are still with me here. I needed more inspiration, so I'm finally back, lol. Hope you enjoy. I'm gonna try to keep up with this better! :) 

Anakin Skywalker is watching Star Wars Episode 8 with Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Chewbacca. *100 people like this* Comments (5)

Luke Skywalker: ...

Luke Skywalker: -______-

Luke Skywalker: What am I doing?

Anakin Skywalker: Wow, and I thought I was supposed to be a powerful Chosen one...

Obi-Wan Kenobi: *shakes head* too many politics. I'm not brave enough for this.

Obi-Wan Kenobi has gone offline *Anakin Skywalker likes this* Comments (0)

Han Solo: Beach partyyyyy. You comin', Princess? *485,382 like this* Comments (7)

Leia Organa: Not with you, nerf herder!

Han Solo: Hey! What I do this time?

Leia Organa: As if you'd have to ask

Anakin Skywalker: What have you done to my daughter, Bounty Hunter?

Han Solo: *Gulp*

Chewbaca: AAAAARGGGGG

Anakin Skywalker: 0.0 ... never mind.

Anakin Skywalker is watching the Vader Fan Film with Luke Skywalker, Padme Amidala, Yoda, Mace Windu, and 16 others *2,004,858 like this* Comments (17)

Mace Windu: Aww, c'mon! I wanted to see our duel, Skywalker!

Anakin Skywalker: I'm gonna win this time!

Mace Windu: *shakes head. Never.

Padme Amidala: *sobs* this was so... tragic.

Anakin Skywalker: I'm here my love. 3 random fangirls like this

3 random fangirls: We will always love Anidala!!!

Anakin Skywalker: Ani- what?

3 random fangirls: Anidala. It's your ship name.

Anakin Skywalker: no, it's not...

3 random fangirls: ... You don't ship yourself with Padme *gasp*! It must be Ahsoka!

Anakin Skywalker: ???

Ahsoka: *facepalm*

Padme Amidala: *facepalm*

Leia Organa: *facepalm*

3 other random fangirls: NO WE SHIP LIEA AND HAN.

3 more random fangirls: REYLO

3 more random fangirls: KANAN AND HERA!

Fangirls are battling over their favorite ships *3,593,943,405 like this* Comments (5)

Anakin Skywalker: Will someone please explain to me what's going on?!?!

Chewbaca: AAARGG!

Anakin Skywalker: Yeah, that's real helpful -_-

Han Solo: If it makes you feel any better, I don't know what they're fighting over either, buddy.
Kanan: Neither do I. Hera seems just as interested as Leia and Padme.

Kanan: Anyone out there know what shipping is? *Zeb, Anakin Skywalker, and Han Solo likes this* Comments (15)

Ahsoka: You guys are so helpless without us sometimes... *shakes head*

Han Solo: Hey! It's not our fault all these new things keep changing. Back in my day...

Chewbaca: Ar-ar-ar-ar

Han Solo: I am NOT old!

C-3P0: Actually, you are.

Han Solo: Someone shut him down!

Kanan: Can we get back to the point here?

Anakin Skywalker: Thank you

Padme Amidala: Shipping is when an audience really enjoys a couple being together, so they "ship" them, like relationship.

Ahsoka: Couldn't have said it better myself!

Anakin Skywalker: 0....0 You know that makes so much more sense

Ahsoka: *giggles* you were thinking they were arguing over your spaceships, weren't you?

Anakin Skywalker...

Kanan: Hey, man, don't feel bad. I did the same thing.

Fangirls are breaking the internet and splitting the Star Wars fandom *0 likes* Comments (9)

Anakin Skywalker: Yeah, pretty sure Kathleen Kennedy did that D: Luke Skywalker likes this

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Now, now, Anakin. We need not be hateful. We must resolve this issue... diplomatically.

Anakin Skywalker: I prefer aggressive negotiations here.

Luke Skywalker: Can I get our lightsaber back? Anakin Skywalker likes this

Anakin Skywalker: Let Rey have it. We'll make a new one.

Luke Skywalker: Technically, I can't. I'm dead.

Anakin Skywalker: *GASP*

Obi-Wan Kenobi: *Gasp*

R2-D2: BEEP

Anakin Skywalker, Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi are now force ghosts *24 likes* Comments (2)

Kanan: Crap...

Hera: NO!

Kanan is now a force ghost and is reuniting with Anakin Skywalker, Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Mace Windu, Yoda, and a million other Jedi. *532,593,684 likes* Comments (3)

Padme Amidala: Wait... I don't have a force ghost

Han Solo: Neither do I

Entire Fandom: *MOURN*

Star Wars Fandom joins Avengers Fandom and mourns with a million others. *4,843,281,064,382 likes Comment (1)

Both Fandoms: EVERYONES DEAD! 

Game of Thrones Fandom: -_- *silence*

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