Hey everyone! I know most of you stopped reading this two-to-three years ago, but I'm continuing it as I'm inspired. The last one was so short and wasn't funny, but this time I PROMISE I wrote a long one that I hope you find hilarious. Enjoy :) PLEASE COME BACK!

Padme Amidala is watching The Greatest Showman with Anakin Skywalker, Luke Skywalker, and Liea Organa. *245,403 like this* Comments (11)

Anakin Skywalker: I can't stand another second of this...

Padme Amidala: It's the Greatest Show... Ani :( :( :(

Luke Skywalker: o.o uh-oh

Padme Amidala: Ani, please try to enjoy it... ?

Anakin Skywalker: ... Fine *gumbles to himself*

Leia Organa: *singing* impossible comes true, it's taking over you...

Ahsoka: *joins her* THIS IS THE GREATEST SHOW!

Chewbaca: ARRRRR!

Anakin Skywalker: Oh, hey snips! Maybe you can save me!

Ahsoka: Save you? No way, Master. I'm watching it with you! :)

Ankin Skywalker: ...

Anakin Skywalker: Who's ready for a battle? - feeling pumped with Rex and the 501st *502 likes* Comments (6)

Rex: Ready, sir!

Anakin Skywalker: Alright let's go!

Ahsoka: Hey! How come I wasn't invited?! Master... -,..,-

501st: Oh, she's angry now!

Anakin Skywalker: o.o... Padme Amidala save me...

Padme Amidala: Sorry Ani... you're on your own D:

Anakin Skywalker has gone offline *Rex and the 501st likes this* Comments (9)

Rex: WOOO - PARTY TIME!

501st: YEAAAAAAA!

Rex: Cody wanna join?

Cody: Sure! I'll bring some friends!

Clone 1: Where's this party?

Clone 2: Wait, what party?

Cody: I don't know, actually. Ask Rex.

Rex: General Skywalker has gone offline. Time to party.

Cody: Right

Cody has invited Rex, the 501st and 1,000 others to the event "Clone Party" *104,392,293 like this * Comments (0)

Ahsoka has joined the club "Rebels" *522,485,333,983 like this* Comments (9)

Ahsoka: Thanks for the invite guys!

Kanan: No problem Ahsoka.

Zeb: Anytime!

Sabine: We're definitely happy to have another girl on the team Hera likes this

Ezra: Hey! I think the team does fine without too many girls

Sabine: Oh really? -_-

Ezra: YEAH!

Kanan: 0.0 Ezra, you better stop while you're ahead

Hera: It's too late. He's a goner

Ahsoka: Anakin Skywalker I want you to meet Kanan and Ezra! *Kanan likes this* Comments (12)

Kanan: THE Anakin Skywalker?

Ezra: No idea who that is.

Anakin Skywalker: *GASP* you don't know who I am?

Anakin Skywalker: How DARE you, kid! Who are you, anyway?

Ezra: Umm...

Kanan: I WANT A REMATCH ON OUR DUEL.

Anakin Skywalker: Oh, right. I kicked your butt when I was Darth Vader. I'll gladly rematch you ANYTIME!

Mace Windu: I am still waiting for MY rematch, Young Skywalker!

Anakin Skywalker: I'll duel you too! Just... after I duel Kanan!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: 2 duels in one day...

R2-D2: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

C-3PO: Well said, R2!

Anakin Skywalker and Kanan are dueling *58,297,374,579,487,289 like this* Comments (5)

Padme Amidala: Oh dear... I hope they don't get hurt

Hera: *waves hand* oh they'll be fine

Luke Skywalker: Popcorn?

Chewbaca: ARRG! Han Solo likes this

Leia Organa: *steals Chewbaca's popcorn

Kanan: TIE! Boom. That's how it's done, Ezra *Hera, Zeb, Ezra, Sabine, and Chopper like this* Comments (11)

Mace Windu: Skywalker, you don't stand a chance against me

Anakin Skywalker: I was going easy on him... Kanan's a worthy opponent.

Yoda: Oversaw his training, I did. Great Jedi, Kanan is.

Kanan: Thank you, Master Yoda

Mace Windu: Whatever you say, Skywalker. Let our duel begin

R2-D2: Boop

Chopper: EEEEEE

R2-D2: XD

Chopper: BEEEP

Yoda: Know what they are saying, does anyone? Obi-Wan Kenobi likes this

                          Obi-Wan Kenobi replied to this comment: I don't think so, Master Yoda

Mace Windu has challenged Anakin Skywalker to a duel *492,490 like this* Comments (6)

Anakin Skywalker: Accepted

Darth Sidious: *watches in amusement*

Darth Maul: Lord Sidious... I challenge you to a duel!

Darth Sidious: *force chokes Maul*

Maul: *chokes*

Savage: BROTHER!

Mace Windu: Looks like I won, Skywalker *0 likes* Comments (9)

Anakin Skywalker: GRRR. I won't stop until I defeat you!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: That is not the Jedi way!

Anakin Skywalker: No! I will join the Dark Side once again!

Padme Amidala: No, Anakin! I can't follow you...

Darth Sidious: Welcome... my new... apprentice...

Darth Maul: What about me? :(

Count Dooku: You've been replaced. Get over it

Ahsoka: MASTER!

Anakin Skywalker: Fine *grumbles*