Angelica: The picture above is me and my anxiety whenever I leave my room :')

Angelica: MOVING ON, this will be what the title says

Shadow: What type of oneshot tho?

Feather: Something funny and family friendly! ^-^

Angelica:...sure...

Shadow: *looks up from reading a horror book* Will there be cussing?

Angelica: *rocks back and forth on her heels* Mayyybeeee

Shadow: *puts the book down* Okay then, I'm listening.

Feather: *puts on earmuffs* *yells* YOU CAN START NOW

Angelica: I got this idea from @smileydudeee so yeah. ON TO DA STORY!! 

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*STORYTIME*~*~*~*~*~*~*

It was a bright and sunny day, a few clouds, though not enough to block out the sun. Percy was walking around in the mortal world, hanging out with Rachel. Annabeth was with him, his arm around her. One of Rachels friends (We'll call her Melissa) Melissa, said, "Ah, this is a beautiful day don't you think?"

Percy responded, "Yeah, it is." his arm around Annabeth tightened as she leaned into him. Annabeth sighed in contentment

They decided to go to the park, where they saw little kids with their parents playing. Percy felt a glow of pride that these little kids were going to have a good life. Because of him and his friends. Annabeth felt the same. 

When they left, they watched the sunset, and Melissa said, "Isn't Mother Nature beautiful?" 

Percy felt his eye twitch, he had flashbacks to Gaea, the Giant War, and all because of "MAMA NATURE." His eye twitched again and he yelled, "MAMA NATURE IS A WHORE." 

Everyone looked at him in horror

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*THE END*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Shadow: *cackles* I LOVED IT

Feather: *gasps in horror* But mother nature is kind, nice, and caring!

Angelica: suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure -_-

Feather: It's true!

Shadow: MOTHER NATURE IS A PIECE OF SH-

Angelica: SHADOW NO. LANGUAGE 

Angelica: Sorry if this weirded you guys out!

Shadow: I think it was...not completely and utterly horrible

Angelica: But you said you loved it earlier...

Shadow: Exactly

Angelica: Okay then...Feather what do you think?

Feather: I don't approve of what Percy said about mother nature, but okay. 

Angelica: NO ONE FU'CKING ASKED YOU

Feather: but...

Angelica: MOVING ON. Say bye everyone!

Feather: Goodbye! Until next time!

Shadow: SEE YA LATER YA 'LIL SH'ITS

Angelica: Stay safe, feel loved, wherever you may be! See you later my lovely Razzles!