Angelica: The picture above is so relatable I can't even...

Angelica: MOVING ON

Feather: Yuppers, another update, and Angelica has a surprise at the end of this so please get to the end! 

Shadow: They probably won't tho...

Feather: Well why wouldn't they? They've already made it this far!

Shadow: Good point, but ALSO, they might come back to their senses at any given time so...

Angelica: SHUDDUP!!!! OK, MOVING ON ima tell the story now, the innocent child will be Feather, and I will include some of my OC's in here to fit the roles that I want, also if LMAONANI314 is reading this, then I am NOT stealing ANYTHING, I am giving YOU credit, this will be a bit different than yours, but the plot and jokes will be the same. 

Feather: We would NEVER steal ANYTHING!

Shadow: *comes in through the door* Hey, I just nabbed us some pretzels from Walmart!

Feather: ...I stand corrected -_-

Angelica: ON WITH THE STORY! 

*Shadow and Feather still bickering in the background over the topic of stealing*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*We are now in the story*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Feathertail: *sneaks behind her older sister (Willowflame)* 

Willowflame: *is texting someone*

Feathertail: *shrieks at the top of her lungs* BOO!

Willowflame: *screams* ASSHOLE!

Feathertail: What does asshole mean? *tilts her head in an innocent way*

Willowflame: *stammers* U-um, it means um... b-boyfriend. Yeah! Ass'hole means 'boyfriend'

Feathertail: *shrugs* Okay then. 

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*A couple of minutes later*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Feathertail: *sneaks up behind her mom in the kitchen*

Mom: *cutting eggplants with a big-ass knife*

Feathertail: *screams* BOO!

Mom: *nearly cuts her own finger off* F*CK!

Feathertail: What does 'f*ck' mean mom?

Mom: *stutters* U-uh, it means 'to cut'

Feathertail: m'kay

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*A few minutes later*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Feathertail: *scampers behind her dad*

Dad: *is shaving*

Feathertail: *yells* BOO!

Dad: *shaves a bit too much* SH*T

Feathertail: What does sh*t mean?

Dad: *stutters* U-uh, it means 'shaving cream!'

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~A few minutes later*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Feathertail: *sneaks behind her brother (Ravenfeather)*

Ravenfeather: *is reading peacefully*

Feathertail: *screeches* BOO!

Ravenfeather: *knows to be kid friendly so he just goes~* AHH! 

Feathertail: *is slightly disappointed*

Ravenfeather: *clutches chest* you have me a heart attack! But anyway, how's the rest of the family?

Feathertail: Well, Willowflame is going out with her ass'hole, Mom is fucking some vegetables and Dad is wiping the sh'it off of his face. Anyways, got any new words that I can use? ~

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~END OF STORY*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Angelica: So, what'd ya think guys?

Shadow: *cackling* How can Feather be so INNOCENT????  XD

Feather: The world is nothing but sunshine and rainbows! and cupcakes! 

Angelica: ...*whispers* so innocent...

Feather: Didn't you promise a surprise at the end of this?

Shadow: DAMMIT FEATHER. I COULD'VE GONE HOME AFTER THIS BUT NO-

Angelica: OKAY WE GET IT SHADOW. and btw, you're an imaginary friend, you don't have a home...

Shadow: LET ME BELIEVE I DO YOU 'LIL PICE OF-

Angelica: OK MOVING ON TO THE SURPRISE. Drumroll please~

*crickets* *random tumbleweed*

Angelica: FiNe. So, I have adopted a kitty!!!! 

Feather: That's not the whole truth.

Angelica: FINE! I adopted an online kitty because my mom hates cats. The online kitty's name is Goldenbee! I will have a chapter dedicated to her so yeah! My Wattpad friend @maddiebear43 she also has another account called @doggyloversomething (I FORGOT I'M SORRY!) has a book called "Adoptables"  TO YOU FEATHER!~

Feather: SO! Each chapter has a cat, it has the characteristics, gender, etc and on the bottom, it shows if the cat has been "adopted" or not. If not, you can adopt that cat. SHADOW! TAKE IT AWAY! and tell them to not steal-

Shadow: FiNe. don't steal, and if you do *voice turns demonic* we will find you and report you. *voice turns back to normal* but seriously, she works really hard on those cats, their personality and such, so please DON'T STEAL. and that's about it. SEE YA LATER YA 'LIL SH'ITS

Feather: Goodbye! until next time!

Angelica: Stay safe, feel loved, wherever you may be. Goodbye my lovely Razzles!