❝late night conversations make you learn a lot about people.❞
─unknown

skeeter
so a little birdie told
me that you watched
 the fox & the hound 😏

keanu 
does this little birdie
happen to have a dog
named dodger and can
tap dance? 🤔

skeeter
i don't reveal
my sources sorry

and dogs can't tap
dance OBVIOUSLY 

keanu 
🤔

but yes the movie
just screamed skeeter.

skeeter
what

keanu
i saw it in the way the
two friends just help
each other in the end
irregardless if they're
enemies.

it's like you helping
people irregardless
of who they are or
what they had done.

skeeter
wow that's
really deep

AND KINDA
SWEET WTF ??
ERASED

i thought you were
going to say you saw me
whenever tod growled
 and his eyes turned red 

keanu
that too.

skeeter
nice try, mr. nice guy,
but only ruth would
have said that 

hey, what are you
still doing up at 2 in
the morning?

keanu
you're the one
who texted me 🤨

skeeter
you replied
anyway! 

keanu
because you
needed my
movie review!

skeeter
i didn't need it because
 i know that the fox & the
hound IS THE BEST
MOVIE OF ALL TIME

ONE OF THE BEST
MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!

keanu
stop screaming.

skeeter
yes

keanu
what are YOU
doing up at 2 in
the morning?

skeeter
working 🤪🤪🤪🤪

sorry, bud, but
i win this round 

keanu 
ah of course 

is it true that you
play music when
you're operating
on someone?

skeeter
yep!!

stayin' alive and i will
survive is a staff
favorite 

keanu
that's some
dark humor
right there.

skeeter
but if it were up to me,,
we would be playing
 the mulan soundtrack
all day and every day

keanu
why mulan?

skeeter
why not ??!!

i'll make a man
out of you just gets
me pumped bro 

keanu
in my opinion reflection
just makes people dissolve
into a puddle of tears

skeeter
oh my gosh yes !! 

a movie we BOTH
have seen FINALLY 

half of my songs in my
playlist for studying exams
were either disney or pixar

in the end, i did more of
pretending to be mowgli than
learning about the different
chambers of the human heart 😂 

keanu
you have a playlist
for studying exams?

skeeter
yes what's so
wrong with that 

keanu
nothing.

i guess that's
why you're so smart.

skeeter
HAHAHAHAHAHA
 VERY FUNNY 

what's your secret to
staying down to earth,
mr reeves?

keanu
gravity

anyway!

skeeter
you literally can't
take a compliment 😂

keanu
neither
can you 🤨

skeeter
i was unsure if that was
a compliment or some sort
 of part in chris' plan to
pull a prank on me 

keanu
clarification:
it's a compliment. 

skeeter
well, thank you 

but just because
i had a playlist 
for studying does
not make me
intelligent
whatsoever 

keanu
chris mentioned
that you went to
harvard for med
school

skeeter
chris? was??
flaunting???
me????

he's? actually??
proud??? to have
me as a sister????

keanu
well, yes and no.

it was followed by
a "that's why she's
such a nerd and a
pain in the ass when
we're watching movies
because she points
out EVERY. SINGLE.
medical inaccuracy" 

skeeter
hEY 😑

keanu
his words
not mine 🤗

skeeter
i point out medical 
AND scientific inaccuracy 

keanu
wow you must
be such a joy
to watch grey's
anatomy with 🙄

skeeter
i mean,, i love the
characters and the
drama and patrick
dempsey but some
procedures are just. . .
WRONG 

NO ONE BENDS
 THEIR ELBOWS
WHEN DOING
CHEST COMPRESSIONS !!

keanu
i need to watch
medical dramas
with you 

it would just be
me eating popcorn
and you yelling at the tv 

which would
be a hilarious and
delightful night in
my opinion 

skeeter
i'm glad i can
make you laugh,
mr reeves 

keanu
in more ways
than one, honestly 

skeeter
well would you
look at that !! you're
making me blush
at 2 in the morning
 ASLKJSKSJA
ERASED

keanu
and of course,
i'll share my
popcorn with you 😁

i know it's a
bare necessity.

skeeter
a jungle
book reference ??

NOICE 

ERASED

keanu
i've watched
a disney movie
or two 😶

skeeter
oH MY DOG OGMYFOD

keanu
what? 

skeeter
i thixnk i'm dalling dlfeep

keanu
can you speak
english please?

skeeter sent a voice message! 

keanu
oh i understand
now.

my name was
almost chuck spadina

skeeter
what?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'M FULLY AWAKE AND
READY TO LISTEN TO THIS 

keanu
it was early in my
career and the agent
said they wanted a
name that would
stick so i went to the
ocean and thought for a bit─

skeeter
AND YOU CAME UP
WITH CHUCK SPADINA?

keanu
it sounded
cool to me

skeeter changed keanu to chuck spadina!

chuck spadina 
ah i'm never going
to live this down, am i?

skeeter
sorry, chuck, but no 

don't worry 😉 i'm good
at keeping secrets

you've got a
friend like me !!

chuck spadina 
is that a disney
reference?

i feel like it is.

skeeter
oH MY GOD 

one of these days,,
i'm going to throw
all of my disney/pixar
vhs tapes at you 

chuck spadina 
and i would catch
all of them and
we can watch all
the vhs tapes together.

it's win-win situation 💯

skeeter
that's actually
not a bad idea 

hey, i have to go 

duty calls

chuck spadina
okay bye skeeter 👋

skeeter
it was nice
talking to you,
chuck !!