"HEYYYY!" i shouted, while continuously pressing on the doorbell. he better open the door before i lose my patience.

"so you decided to come back after all, eh?" he opened the door as he greeted me.

"yes. i'm desperate as fuck for wi-fi." i said sarcastically, even though it was true. damn, the things i do for wi-fi.

"let's be friends."

"what?" i questioned again, making sure that i did not hear wrongly.

"don't make me say it again."

"okay! after that, give me your wi-fi password." he did not said anything and just walked away, and sat on the sofa. i entered and followed suit, sitting beside him.

"so, what's your name?" he started.

"chae yoonhyun."

"i'm min yoongi. cool. we're both 'yoon's." i nodded, and decided to ask the question that's always been in my mind.

"do you watch porn?"

"okay, yes i do okay. and yes, i'm the person who's making moaning noises because heck, i'm touching myself, and no one else can pleasure me, so i'm horny as fuck."

i laughed out loud at this, and i don't even know why. i always laugh at the slightest things, even if it's not funny, i would find something to laugh for. as the saying goes, 'laughter is the best medicine'.

"you know what, you are actually quite unique. you are the first girl i ever met that would ask sexual questions and swears a lot, while the other girls just act angelic and be gentle as fuck that i can't even stand it."

i smiled at his words. "yes bitch, if you ever bring me to a restaurant i would order steak and all sorts of meat but other girls would order salad but seriously, salad tastes like shit to me."

it was his turn to laugh. and i would say, his laughter was quite cute. it was like music to my ears.

after chatting with me, i realized he weren't really that much of a horny guy at all, instead i felt comfortable around him, and we had a lot of common interests too.

i was glad he asked me to be friends with him.

but still, i freaking need to figure out his wi-fi password.