(A painful dare indeed, @BricketFan . . .)

*Winter was chilling on his couch when talons grabbed him, covering his face. When he could see again, he saw a familiar face. In fact, he had been dragon-napped so many times by this dragonet he was used to it.*

Winter: What do you want this time, Kinkajou? I am not going on a date with Lynx again. SHE CALLED ME EDGY, LIKE QIBLI! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? There is no way my girlfriend is gonna be a Qibli---

Kinkajou: Admit that Moonbli is better, Winter.

Winter: . . . Sorry, what? Did you just tell me to stab myself in the back? OF COURSE, I'LL DO IT!

Kinkajou: What? No, I told you to admit that Moonbli is better. Do you know the ship with Moon and Qibli? 

Winter: SHUT UP! I thought you said you were a Winterwatcher fan! 

Kinkajou: That was before I found out about how you don't like pineapples and killed a sloth before! Qibli on the other hand is funny, and he makes the best puns. Did you HEAR his latest one? She called Queen Pineapple, your Pine-ness! GET IT---

Winter: No. I refuse to do so. 

Kinkajou: I thought you might say so . . . I prepared for this. Tundra and Narwhal come in. I need your brainwashing. 

Winter: Narhwhal's dead, RainWing. 

*But Winter was wrong. To his horror, Narwhal and Tundra stepped into the room wearing matching expressions. Nothing.* 

Tundra: So what do you want us to brainwash him into? That he's the most useless son in entire history? That his sister is in jail because of him? That his parents are so disappointed in him?!

Narwhal: Tundra, he already is all of that. I say something more like---

Winter: What. The. F*ck. 

Kinkajou: SoWinterYourMyBestFriendAndIwishYouLuckButYou'reGonnaNeedToAdmitMoonbliIsbetter! 

*Then Kinkajou disappeared with the power of Pineapple.*

Winter: F*ck.

Tundra: My son, say it. Moonbli is better~

Narwhal: You don't deserve whoever you wanted. 

*Winter slowly becomes hypnotized.*

Winter: . . . Moonbli . . . is . . . the . . . best . . . Moon is the most beautiful NightWing and deserves Qibli more then a stupid IceWing . . . 

Tundra: Wait, what? HEY, RAINWING, YOU DIDN'T TELL US OUR SON WAS WITH A NIGHTWING!

Narwhal: We could have used him to manipulate the NightWings! 

*Suddenly there's a knock on the door. An IceWing's head poked in.*

Snowfall: So, hey Winter. I just wanted to come by and apologize for how Lynx treated you... IN YOUR DREAMS! LYNX IS MINE, AND I SWEAR IF I SEE THAT RAINWING ONE MORE TIME, DRAGGING AWAY LYNX, I WILL SEND THE PALACE GUARD AFTER HER!

Kinkajou: Damn . . . Winter has such a messed up family. I feel kinda sorry for him. Now, where's my video tape of Winter saying Moonbli is better? I need to publish it to the world.