(This dare is from PeppasCheesyToes. Clay will hunt you down after this ;)
Clay: Make Clay not able to eat for a whole day?
Clay: . . . What. The. F*ck?
Sunny: Uh, oh. The last time he cursed, he ate an entire cow.
Fatespeaker: What's so bad about that?
Tsunami: He beat me in a talon wrestle.
Starflight: He beat me in a science quiz.
Sunny: He beat me in remembering all of Glory's newborn sloths' names.
Glory: He beat me in flirting with Deathbringer---
All: Wait what?
Fatespeaker: Sh*t, we're all doomed! WE'RE ALL DOOMED, I REPEAT. EVACUATE EVERYONE!
Clay: No food. NO FOOD!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
*Qibli appears, with a cat.*
Clay: Oh sorry. ARE YOU KITTEN ME!?
Sunny: Okay, Clay, stay calm. It's alright. You can eat in ONE day. It's not so bad, right? It's just one day.
Clay: Yeah, it's probably fine. I can last through it. Just one day . . .
A couple of minutes later . . .
Clay: AHHHHHHHH, I can't take it! MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS IF I CAN'T EAT!
Glory: Clay, it's only been a few minutes. Relax.
Starflight: 2 minutes and 30 seconds to be exact.
Clay: KILL ME, TSUNAMI! KILL ME!
Tsunami: What? I'm not gonna kill you? I'm a perfectly behaved royal princess, Clay. I will do no such thing.
Clay: I ate your hidden limited-edition whale.
Tsunami: Stand aside, Sunny. I don't want to stab you.
Sunny: What!? Don't- don't kill Clay!
Glory: Oh sloths! I better get some popcorn.
*Clay glares at Glory for mentioning food.*
Glory: Or . . . maybe not.
*Clay lunges at Glory but is stopped by Deathbringer, posing all heroically as Clay lands punch after punch at him.*
Glory: So what were we talking about, Tsunami?
Sunny: Glory! Your boyfriend is dying.
Glory: Sunny, look closer.
*Deathbringer was searching for the remote as Clay continued punching him.*
Glory: He's a heavy hunk of muscles. Nothing can touch him---
Deathbringer: Like the way you touch my heart!
Glory: So Tsunami, are you still trying to find someone to hire you to kill dragons?
24 hours later . . .
*Clay was stuffing himself with LAMBS and seemed to never stop.*
Legends say, to this day he still is stuffing himself with lambs.
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