Dare #2

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(This dare is from PeppasCheesyToes. Clay will hunt you down after this ;) 

Clay: Make Clay not able to eat for a whole day? 

Clay: . . . What. The. F*ck?

Sunny: Uh, oh. The last time he cursed, he ate an entire cow. 

Fatespeaker: What's so bad about that? 

Tsunami: He beat me in a talon wrestle. 

Starflight: He beat me in a science quiz.

Sunny: He beat me in remembering all of Glory's newborn sloths' names. 

Glory: He beat me in flirting with Deathbringer---

All: Wait what? 

Fatespeaker: Sh*t, we're all doomed! WE'RE ALL DOOMED, I REPEAT. EVACUATE EVERYONE! 

Clay: No food. NO FOOD!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? 

*Qibli appears, with a cat.*

Clay: Oh sorry. ARE YOU KITTEN ME!? 

Sunny: Okay, Clay, stay calm. It's alright. You can eat in ONE day. It's not so bad, right? It's just one day. 

Clay: Yeah, it's probably fine. I can last through it. Just one day . . . 

A couple of minutes later . . . 

Clay: AHHHHHHHH, I can't take it! MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS IF I CAN'T EAT! 

Glory: Clay, it's only been a few minutes. Relax. 

Starflight: 2 minutes and 30 seconds to be exact. 

Clay: KILL ME, TSUNAMI! KILL ME!

Tsunami: What? I'm not gonna kill you? I'm a perfectly behaved royal princess, Clay. I will do no such thing.

Clay: I ate your hidden limited-edition whale. 

Tsunami: Stand aside, Sunny. I don't want to stab you. 

Sunny: What!? Don't- don't kill Clay! 

Glory: Oh sloths! I better get some popcorn.

*Clay glares at Glory for mentioning food.*

Glory: Or . . . maybe not.

*Clay lunges at Glory but is stopped by Deathbringer, posing all heroically as Clay lands punch after punch at him.*

Glory: So what were we talking about, Tsunami? 

Sunny: Glory! Your boyfriend is dying.

Glory: Sunny, look closer.

*Deathbringer was searching for the remote as Clay continued punching him.*

Glory: He's a heavy hunk of muscles. Nothing can touch him---

Deathbringer: Like the way you touch my heart! 

Glory: So Tsunami, are you still trying to find someone to hire you to kill dragons?

24 hours later . . . 

*Clay was stuffing himself with LAMBS and seemed to never stop.* 

Legends say, to this day he still is stuffing himself with lambs.


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