*Moonwatcher walks in, expecting to see Kinkajou writing her . . . unique fanfiction, but instead she saw Qibli on the computer.*

Moon: Qibli?

Kinkajou: I'm sorry Moon. I couldn't keep it a secret anymore. I- I had to tell him about memes— especially that adorable kitten one! Did you see it?!

*Moon sighs.*

Moon: At least Winter didn't find out about how scavengers were the ones who invented computers and games.

*A gasp came from behind Moonwatcher. She turned around to see Winter with his eyes stretched open. He ran out of the door, and Moon soon heard loud squeaking coming from Winter's room.*

Moon: He's gonna abuse Bandit 2.0 and Pumpkin 2.0 now, huh?

Kinkajou: Yes...

*Qibli continues his hysteric laughing.*

In Winter's room . . .

Winter: Bandit 2.0, Pumpkin 2.0, tell me how you do it! You must speak with me. I am an IceWing prince. C'mon, speak!

*They tilt their heads and look at them.*

Winter: Yall is so cute. This is why I like scavengers more than dragons. They never shame you for me being single.

*In reality . . .*

Bandit 2.0: What's the weird dragon doing now?! BLAGH, He needs mint. His mouth smells so bad. No wonder he's still single.

Pumpkin 2.0: I don't even wanna know. But, hey we gotta keep this single pringle company, or else he's gonna go insane.

Bandit 2.0: True, anyways, who do you ship him with? I mean, it's not like he's ever gonna get a girlfriend, but still, fantasy! Do you know the green-black dragon? I ship him with her.

Pumkin 2.0: Eh, I dunno. I kinda like the pale yellow-scaled dragon with the green-black dragon.

Flower: Amateurs. Clearly, the yellow-scaled dragon and the Single Pringle are the best! 

*This is how the war started.*