*Winter was strolling through the halls of Jade Mountain Academy when he heard insane laughter— wait no, was it crying?! He immediately rushed into his room and changed into his superhero outfit. He dashed through the halls and slammed the door open to find— Darkstalker?!*

Winter: F*ck! Why are you here?! Didn't Kinkajou and the others defeat you!?

*Darkstalker looked up and spotted Winter but didn't even bother to use his animus magic. He was sniffling.*

Winter: Oh, so now I'm not even worthy of getting enchanted by you now, huh? Wow, I sure love my life . . .

Darkstalker: Argh, why did you say the l word?

Winter: Love?

*Darkstalker rolls into a ball and cries.*

Winter: Damn it. Now I can't kill you. If I was in the Ice Kingdom now I would be in the seventh circle.

*Winter takes a deep breath.*

Winter: What's wrong Darkstalker?

Darkstalker: Well, I've got all the riches in the world and I can control anyone I want, whenever I want . . . yet all I want is Clearsight. I thought I could make my own Clearsight without her constant screaming about how cats are better than dogs, but it's just different! Now, I'm single with no one to love me truly ever again.

*Winter pats Darkstalker's back, surprising him. His eyes showed his own tears. Winter sniffled.*

Winter: I get you Darkstalker. Let's suffer through life together— oh shoot, I forgot you'll live for eternity.

Darkstalker: It's fine, friend. Together we shall form the "Single Pringle" club. All members are allowed. There'll be lots of crying, and stabbing of your beloved's husbands and boyfriends.

*Winter nods, and together they form the Single Pringle.*