Hello, my name is Angel Maria Rosa Elizabeth Crimson Gorgonzola the Third, but you can just call me Angel, because I'm a perfect being

Anywho, enough about that! So I really loooooooove Hetalia. Wouldn't it be diddly-dong-dandy if I was in the Hetalia world?

AND WAPOW LOOK MUM I'M IN HETALIA!!!
And over there is *gasp* could it be?
It's America! My one and only love! "AMERICA!! I LOVE YOU!! I WANT TO BEAR YOUR CHILD!!!!" I screech! His eyes practically bug out of his head, probably because I have shimmering blonde hair, and one violet eye and one pure black(to represent my soulless being) eye, and my huge as hell titties, and my freaking Barbie waistline. Yup, it's because I'm so gorgeous. Not because a random girl popped out of nowhere and claims to love him, how stupid would that be? "Yo dudette, you're totally hot and I love you too! I don't even know you, but still!" America said. Then we made out because we are soooooooooo in love.
BADA-BING BADA-BAM IT'S FRANCE
"Ohonhon le boobies" he said pervertedly and then tried to smack my booty. But because I'm so strong and amazing, I knocked him out with one slap. "Pip pip cheerio, love, that was splendid!" Came a very British voice. IGGY! "Hi England!" I said and just like that he loved me.

DUN DUN DUN CLIFFHANGER WAS DOES ANGEL MARIA ROSA ELIZABETH CRIMSON GORGONZOLA DO ABOUT THE SUDDEN LOVE TRIANGLE?
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