Recap
England and America both love Ms. Gorgonzola for unknown reasons. Will anybody retain their sanity?

"OMG Angel I love you." England yelled, even though I never said my name to anybody, but who cares. "I love you too Iggy-senpai. But I also love America-chan!" I squealed. It was, like, super stressful!

Then for some reason, the other Allies were there.
"Aru aru aru aru WHY ARU ARU ARU GIANT TITS ARU ARU ARU!!! ARU ARU STOP NOW ARU!!!!" China yelled. "HELLO KITTY ARU!!"
"Become one with Mother Russia, da?"  Russia said creepily, as he ate the beating hearts of children. "Aw, Russia, you're kawaii!" I screeched, as he cursed the very existence of America.
"N-n-n-n-nobody c-c-c-can s-s-s-s-s-see m-m-m-m-me." Canada whispered. "AW BABY I CAN SEE YOU!" I say, practically leaping into his arms. "DON'T WORRY CHILD!!!" The tiny blonde man(even though he's super tall actually but he's tiny now) almost dropped me. I looked into his handsome violet orbs and gasped. "OMG I think I love him."

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
WILL THE CRINGES EVER STOP?
NO!!!
WILL I EVER REGRET THIS?
I ALREADY AM!
STAY TUNED FOR MORE OF THIS THING I CALL A STORY!!!