It's time once again for me to tell an another episode of my real life experience in this silly world, it is—no other than—playing pranks. And, this is what my definition of a REAL "prank" is.

AHEAD: I am still totally against any of such acts and I would not really promote it to anyone! XD

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Just Stick to the Prank
When boredom calls you to fool someone who's on zzz's...

FEW YEARS when I was in my sixth grade. April fool's fell on Monday. I was in school at hindi naging masyadong busy ang aming araw, from morning period hanggang matapos ang buong araw.  I wasn't really expecting someone to play a prank inside the class not until a crazy idea came up into my mind.

3 pm— our three o'clock prayer and daily rosary  started. Everyone inside are on their respective seats. Of course we're supposedly to put our faiths into praying, however, others doing chitchatts while some are sleeping. MY seatmate is—fell on a deep sleep.

I have this friend (read: not so close) naka-upo sa aking right side. She's Nelle (hindi niya tunay na pangalan), I did a sideward glance (napansing hindi niya table ang tinutulugan niya) but I didn't mind.

A few minutes, nakaramdam na 'ko pagka-bored habang naka-upo sa aking pwesto at iginala nalang ang paningin para makita yung ginagawa ng iba. Muli kong napansin ang tulog na katabi, lumapit ako ng kaunti at tinitigan ang posisyon. Una kong napansin ang isa niyang kamay na nakabuka at nakasubsob ang mukha sa table habang yung isa niyang kamay ang nakatakip sa kanyang mukha.

And that's the time prank called me up to do a plan. I do not need some heads to help me with my great act and afterwards opened my bag at nilabas ang sticky glue, saka ko binuhos ang buong laman nito mula sa kanyang mga daliri, pati na sa palad habang nakangisi.

When the opportunity presented itself, I started tapping her shoulder and eventually woke up. Then...lo' and behold! (I starred her in awe because the scenario I was thinking a while ago happened exactly the same! My prank worked!)

Naalimpungatan siya at automatic na dinampi ang kamay (applied with glue) sa kanyang mukha para i-check kung may laway sa gilid ng bibig, (thought she was right) I saw her embarrassed at medyo nahiya sa 'kin while she had started prickling the dried glue on her face (dahil akala niya talaga laway niya yung kumalat sa buong mukha niya) while I was mentally laughing my ass out dahil sa pandikit na kumalat sa mukha niya na parang isang mapa.

(Non-verbatim)

Her: "Naa pa?" (Trans: Meron pa?)
Me: "Naa pa! Haha. Kadaghan pa!" (Trans: Meron pa! Andami pa!)

Napansin kong may nilabas siyang face powder and applied it unto her face. Then, she asked me kung pantay daw ba yung pagkakalagay niya ng pulbo (pointing out her face).

Me: "Kulang pa mana. Mura ra ka'g wa namulbos." (trans: Kulang pa yung pagkakalagay mo, parang di ka naman nagpulbo.)

She asked me with the same question three times but my answer still the same habang dagdag siya nang dagdag; HINDI NIYA ALAM NA SOBRANG PUTI NA NUNG MUKHA NIYA! XD

End.

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A/N:

Y'all know, Nelle and I were still friends after that humorous scene at natapos ang araw ng hindi niya alam ang talagang nangyari pati na ang mga tao sa paligid namin. That is my very first prank na ginawa sa ibang tao—where my classmate is the victim kaya hindi ko malilimutan ang pangyayari na 'yon and realized that real life is indeed funnier than fiction.