~The dream trio's prank~

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Mayank Agarwal has just come out of the washroom after taking his tenth bath of the day. Well, it was a very hot day to be truthful and bathing was relaxing and you can't blame him if he wanted to shift inside the bathtub to escape, well, just about everything.

And it's not like he had anything better to do.

After all, he was home alone with his dear wife off to her work. Even his dear doggos had abandoned him for the air conditioner and even after bathing so many times, Mayank,was still feeling quite bored and he wasn't in any mood to go out to converse with the glaring sun.

So, he flopped on his bed lazily deciding to annoy his bestie, after all, you do just that when you're super bored and wanted free entertainment. Plus, he didn't want to go out but it didn't mean he couldn't make his Hul come over.

So, already deciding to pester and annoy his Hul to the ends of the world. Mayank grabbed hold of his phone with a content happy expression on his face, after all, he was going to disturb his Hulu.

Unlocking his phone,Mayank was happily hoping to slide directly to Rahul's inbox and send him obnoxious texts about equally oonoxious plans.

But he halted his master plan noticing a text from Dabbu in their "Dream Trio" group. Well, the guy's actual name was Devdutt but they called him Dabbu and here by they, he meant Rahul and himself. They had recently formed a very close bond and Mayu liked the shy kid a lot. Well, his Hul liked the kid a lot too after spending time with him under their Virat bhaiya's supervision, of course.

Now, as they were part of the same Ranji team and even Virat bhaiya's kids union. They kinda did have to bond and they hit off quite amazingly, well, of course after doing some pretty savage planning and plotting together but that was a story for another time.

"Heyyaaaaa my dearest dabbu, what did you find?"

Mayank texted, replying to Dev's excited text of "Bro logo! I found something beautiful"

"Firstly! don't call me Dabbu! Monku bhaiyaa and secondly, I don't know whether I'm in love with it or jealous of it?"

M: Are you in love with a teddy, chocolate or something like that, Dabbu?

R: Please! don't tell Virat if you're in love. He'll go bonkers and act all love guruish even if you're in love with a puppy! And of course, you're Dabbu-dabbu, so we will call you Dabbu only.

D: 🤦🏻‍♂️

D: I'm not...ugh...watch this, you'll get it.

D shared a youtube video.

D: Be My Biscuit.

Isn't it so cute??

I mean, I so love it.

But at the same time, I want a video on us too.

"Be My bhaiya"

How does that sound?

R: okay, this is actually good and it should be "be our bhaiya"

M: yes, not my...it should be ours.

D: areey, My sounds better though.
I've even thought some lines.

You be my bhaiyaa,

My heart is asserting.

You be my bhaiyaa

For

You look amazing

When you give me

Choco-Choco-late,

Oh! You look amazing

My heart says;

When you gimme

your magic bats,


and your gloves

Oh and your helmets too.

You be my bhaiyaa

My heart is saying,

For We're splendid,

You be my Veerot.
And I'll be your kiddo, kiddo,
You be my Kohlito
And I'll be your kiddoliyaaa
You be my Cheeku
I'll be your onku
And
together we will be Ohana.

So, be my bhaiyaaa.

Together we will be

Amazing!

Singing

"Hakuna-matata"

What do ya think?

M: amazing!!!

R: let's sing this song to him during the next RCB vs KXIP match!

D: yeah, you and I singing from the stump mic

R: giving heart attacks to a kohlito!!!

M: oh!!! I'm so jollitoooo

D: pitch perfectoo!!!

R: do you reckon the other members of ICT had seen this video?

M: IDK!! The group is silent, isn't it! Rohit bhaiya hadn't complained even once. So, I don't think so.

R: Okay, so I have this idea. What if we send it in the group? What'll their reaction be like?

M: are you thinking what I'm thinking Hulu?

R: if you're thinking chaos then yes, I'm thinking chaos too.

M: but daat pregi re! They have our numbers.

R: they don't have D's

D: I'm not even in the group! Bro log!

R: kiddo! Why worry when we are here?
😌

Dev didn't whether to be feel happy or threatened by Rahul's words but he followed his Rahul and Onku bhaiya's directions. Well, they were the dreamy opener trio and they didn't ditch each other, not at all in the face of brilliant pranks.

~The Dream team Group~

Unknown sent a video!

Harry: hello stranger!

Oh

My

God!

It can't be!!!

Rohitaaaaa Sharmaaa come here!!!

Jaddu: what happened?
Why are you screaming Harry???

Harry: bhaiyaa!!! See the video!!

Jaddu: aisa kya hai?

Harry: Dekho na!!

After, few minutes.

Jaddu: mein lut gaya, barbaad ho gaya!!!!
Ab mein kya hi bolu?
Dushman na krey dost ne voh kaam kiya hai!
Mujhe Janam bhar ka dhoka diya hai!!!!

Harry: I'm feeling you Jaddu bhaiya

Mani: yeh kya chl rha hai? Tujhe kya hua jad? Yeh kaise texts bhej rha hai!!
Pagal! Wagal! Ho gaya kya re?

Jaddu: tu video dekh pehle!!

Fir baat krio

Mera Veer, Veer na raha!!

Veer ne dhoka Diyaa mujhe!

Bhagwan kaise deen aa gye ab!

Veer- Revdi ka nhi, yeh kaise ho skta hai??

Mani: Yeh kya tha?

yeh kya ho gaya?

Yeh kaise ho gaya?

Yeh mera Veer nhi!! Mera Veer aisa kr hi ni skta!

Mera Veer aisa nhi tha re!

Yeh zarur uss AB ka kaam hai!

Wahi bigaad raha hai humare Veer ko! humse dur kr rha hai!

Wrna Veer toh sirf humare liye gaata tha! U-19 days se!!

Jaddu: Hainaa!!!

Humara Veer chura liya gaya, Mani!!!!

Humara Veer!!!

humara ye bandhan tho dosti ka bandhan tha, janmon ka sagam tha yeh kya hoga Mani?

Veer bhool gaya humein, apne diye hue wachano se muh mod liya!

Ab humara kya hoga Mani!!!!!

Mani: Veer-Veer na raha!!! Humara Veer!

Kya hua Veer ka wada?

Voh kasam, voh irada??

Harry: I feel you broski logo!! I so feel you!!

Break-up playlist send kru kya?

Apan sath mein royenge!!

RCB people stealing our Veerat theme pr!!

Jaddu: Nhi, mujhe mere Veer ka ganna chahiye!Ab kaun mere liye gana gayega?

Mani: Haina! Revdi!!

Aur Ye kya biscuit biscuit gana hai? Aisa koi gaana hota hai kya?

Koi mere Veer ka mani wala whining gaana send karo re meiko

Mere liye wahi Arjit ka gaana hai

Jaddu: Merko bhiii

Harry: Jad bro! Mani Bro! this song from DJ Harry to you, totally dedicated!

Dil pr pathar rkhkr meine yeh kaam kr liya, mere Veer ko AB ko de diya!!

Biscuit! Biscuit! sunkr mera bro-kup ho gaya!

Oh ho!! dil pr pathar rkhkr meine yeh kaam kr liyaa!!

Jaddu: Ayeee Chup!!!!

Yeh kya bol raha hai!!!

Aisa kbhi nhi hoga

yeh mein hone ni dunga

Mani: Veer ko kisiko ni de rhe hum!!

Bhuvi: yeh kya ho raha hai??

200+ messages

pagal wagal ho gye kya tum log!

Yh kya bakwas laga rkhi hai!!

Jinks: +1

totally agree with Bhuvi

And Maniii et tu!!!

Jaddu: Video dekho fir bolo

Mani: Same sentiments! absolutely same sentiments!

After few minutes!

Bhuvi; Are you kidding me!!!1

Jinks: What's even this?

yeh kya bana diya!

How to unsee this!!

How to delete all these ridiculous words from my mind?

how?

Yuz: OMG!!!!!

ABRAT

My AB and Vi bhaiya!!!

Isn't this beautiful!

I don't have enough hearts to donate to this video!

Bhuvi: Aye

Jaddu: Pagal

Mani: Insaan

Jinks: Chup

Bhuvi: Bilkul

Jaddu: Chup

Mani: yeh Abrat ? Abrat kya laga rkhahai?

Jaddu: harbarat lgta hai!!

Bhuvi: yeh kya deen aa gye!!

Jinks: Vii, mera Vi, AB ka!!

Yuzi: But!!

Mani: Ek aur baar ABrat bola na!!

Jaddu: toh jamnagar k sbse ucchi building se ulta latakwa dunga

Tu kr kya raha tha waha?

AB ka fan banne bheja tha kya tujhe!!

Harry: hehehehewhewhewhew!! Yuz ko daat pdii

Yuz: Rahul!

Harry: uska kya!

Bhuvi: yeh sb chodo tell yeh humara hi VI hai na!!

Kabhi tho humare baat aise nahi manta yeh!

And uss proteas ki baat!!!

Yuzi: areey aapki bhi aise hi sunte hai bhaiya!!

Bhuvi: Tum toh bolo hi mt! usi ki hi side loge! Jinks!!

U there!!

Jinks: yeah! I'm still trying to understand what did he mean by we come in pair?

Kya!

Ek k sath ek free!

are they socks to come in pair?

And yeh Biscuit! tang aa gaya hu yeh sun-sunkr!

Biggest bromance!

Really!

yeh media pagal ho gyi hai!

Jaddu: Biscuit! yaha toh biskut bolte hai aur chai k sath finish kr dete hai!

isko bhi krna prega lgta hai!

Mani: Media sane kb thi?

Bhuvi: pair! kahe ka pair! scisor lao re koi yeh pair todna hai!

Mahi bhai had just touched his phone when it vibrated like someone was giving the phone an electric shock.

Ro was sleeping peacefully until his repeatedly buzzing phone kept near his ear, again and again, finally breaking his peaceful slumber.

Mahi: Kya ho gaya?

knsa bhoochal aa gaya?

Ro: same question?

Virat nhi hai!

Fir bhi tum log mere neend k dushman kyu??

kya ho gaya!

yeh kya rona laga rkha hai!

Harry: Bro! video dekho fir aao!

Mani: yeah, Ro, bhaiya, See the video please!

and then say what ever you feel!

After what felt like an eternity!!!

Ro: Yeh kya tha!!

Mahi: Yeh kya behuda cheez thi!!

Ro: What did Vi meant by we are committed?

Mahi: What did that AB mean by Virat it almost feel like I fell in love with you?

Ro: AB AND I, IN DIFFERENT DIMENSION? Mtlb kya? Space mein hai kya? The people you like my foot!!

Yuzi: umm...Virat bhaiya actually said "I love de villers" remember

Jinksy: toh hum kya krey?

Bhuvi: Role kya hai humara?

Mani: lgte kya hai hum uske?

Jaddu: I swear agar usko le jakr effiel tower k upar khada krke "I love REVDI" na chilawaya na....

Ro: ek min sirf REvdi kyu? I love Ro bhi chilwayenge

Mani: Mani bhi!!

Bhuvi: Bhuvi bhi!!

Jinks: Jinksy Bhiii!!

Mahi: yeh sb chodo mere Virat ka naam Virat hai and cheeku! yeh biscuit kya laga rkha hai! koi biscuit wiscuit nhi, mera cheeku! and we come in pair! kaheka pair? koi pair wair nhi voh!

Mere cheeku ko bigaad rhe hai! lgta kya hai voh! Itna kyu chipakta hai mere cheeku se!

Yuzi: umm..voh Ram hai na aapk cheeku k lakhan k liye!

Mahi bhai: toh mein kya hu? Mera Lakhan hai voh! uss AB ka nhi! us AB ko Ram-Lakhan ka kuch pata bhi hai! kaheka Ram voh?

Yuzi: Vi bhai ne bola aisa meine thori na and his name is Abram toh Ram toh hai na name mein..

Mahi: Tu kya bakwas logic la raha hai? yeh koi baat hoti hai! hum nahi mante isse! humare yaha acceptable nhi yeh! bilkul nhi!

Ro: humare ussoolo k khilaf hai yeh!

harry: knse usool bro? jaha tk mujhe pata hai atheethi devo bhavo

Mahi: toh atheeti rahe na voh! bhai na bane na aur tujhe kya itni panchayat aa rhi hai? Bol diya na accptable nhi toh acceptable nhi!!

Harry: Areey mein toh bs puch raha tha bhai!

Yuzi: Btw

looks like even Captain cool losses his cool

Harry: yeah, when he is hungry or his dear little cheeku is being stolen!

Mahi bhai: ho gyi bakwas!

Aur kuch bolna hai!

ya group se bahar feku!

Yuzi:

Mahi: YUZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mani: +1

Jaddu: +10

Bhuvi: +100

JINKS: +1000

RO:+ INFINITY

Yuzi: mine kya kiya?

aapne chup rhne ko bola

meine issliye toh photo bheji!

Harry: 😂😂😂😂

bhai dekho, Vi ne kaise pakda hai AB ko?

Ro bro! aapko kbhi aise hug kiya?

Ro:......

Mahi: Tujhe chup rhne ko bola na shayad?

Mahi : and yeh cheeku kaha hai? (in mind: yeh itna kyu chipakta hai iss AB se? kaise baccho ki tarah pakad rkha hai? kya zarurat hai aise latakne ki?)

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Rahul, Mayank and Dev couldn't help but laugh their guts out reading the group chats. They were rolling on the floor trying to breath but it seemed like an impossible task to them currently.

They couldn't help but think what'll be Virat bhaiya's reaction reading this?

And will he love the video as much as they did?

But a corner of their heart hoped that someday in future such a video will be made on their bond with their Virat bhaiya too.

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okay, guys please watch the video before reading this fic. It'll make more sense then and I hope, you laughed as much as I laughed while writing this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5NGpbVtw9o

Have a happy night people!

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