A/N: I seemed to get a lot of views on "Lowee's Surprises" and I kind of enjoyed making random things about the nation. I figured one for Lastation couldn't hurt! Except this time I think we could detail it a bit more... haha, nah.

3:00 AM, Lastation's Basilicom

"I'm here..." Everyone looked up at me. They were surprised that I was here, they were happy that I was here, but they were confused on why I looked so sad. "Zap, what happened?" Noire asked.

"I was... banned from Lowee."

...Silence.

"Ok," Noire told me. "If you'd like, you can stay here. Your room is still right where it was, but of course you might have to share with Raziél."

I nodded. "I did it once, I can do it again." I took a shower, walked into my room, and took a nap.

I can show you the secrets of this nation...

Who's that?

Just sleep... and I shall deliver.

...No choice but to do it then.

I saw Noire in her room, frantically walking around with her hands on her head. "I can't wear this! People will know that I cosplay! What about... no, that's a boy's outfit. What do I wear?"

Now, I have no idea why she's picking outfits, but she cosplays? I'm not one to be like this, but that's a bargaining chip for me!

Then my dream shifted.

Now I saw Uni and Raziél in the forest. While Raziél went out to get something, Uni stayed back, muttering to herself. "Raziél... he's so cool. I think I love him. But how do I get him to love me back?" She stopped as Raziél came back. "Hey, look, I found them!" He put some roots in Uni's hands and when their hands touched, Uni turned red. "You ok?" Raziél asked her.

"Yes, I'm perfectly fine!"

So Uni's in love with Raziél, but she doesn't know about the other way around. Interesting...

8:00

I'm finally awake... "Hey, Zap!" Raziél yelled. Goddess, he nearly startled me off my bed! "Pacifia asked me if you were awake. She needs you for something." I nodded and walked outside of the Basilicom.

Outside the Basilicom...

"Zap! I heard that Angel's doing something bad in the forest!"

"So what?"

A/N: I'm still a rock star! I got my rock moves! And I don't need you... sorry, got in my head for a moment.

Pink - So What

"Well, we should stop her before something happens!"

"Fine..."

8:15, Virtua Forest

Pacifia and I saw Angel battling a male Fire Elemental. At this rate, I figure Angel will... yep. She won. Angel teleported away as I ran to him. "Are you ok?" I asked.

"Yea... I'm good... just..." He coughed a few times and sat up. "What's your name?" I asked.

"Well, my Elemental name is Blitz, but you can call me Makoto."

A/N: MAKOTO DON'T KILL ME IT WAS RYAN WHO MADE YOU A FIRE ELEMENTAL!! But... I gave you the name Blitz, so...

"I see..." I muttered as Angel teleported beside Makoto and knocked me over. "So you're back... and you have her with you too... whatever. I only want to battle you." Pacifia stepped forward, but I gestured at her to go to the side with Makoto, and she reluctantly nodded. We fought for a while, but I noticed that sometimes when our blades met, her blade seemed to be trying to take over mine. I drew back each time this happened, and that put me at a noticeable disadvantage. Pacifia looked worried, but I kept fighting on. After a while, Angel dropped her sword. "Alright, I'm done with this." Pacifia and Makoto got up. Makoto ran up to Angel and started fighting with her, and at some point they both looked really tired. They slowed down for a bit.

This is when all things go the other way.

Pacifia shot water at Angel, and she slipped and fell on Makoto, and...

A/N: Alright Makoto here's your moment. Ryan, this is what I was talking about. Now, how to describe this so that you don't kill me?

Let's see... so Angel is on top of Makoto in an awkward position, and Pacifia stepped back behind me and whispered in my ear, "I did not mean to do this. I just meant to trip her backwards, but..." I nodded.

Let's put this simply.

Pacifia made Angel trip on top of Makoto, and they started unintentionally... I could say "making out," or I could say "kissing." Since it's unintentional, let's go with "kissing." Don't expect anything extra. "I don't feel comfortable..." Pacifia told me. We walked back to the Basilicom, away from that scene.

3:00 PM, Basilicom

"Zap, you have a visitor."

"I do?"

"Yes, you do! Now go talk to them!"

"Noire, are you sure about this?"

"Positive! GO!!"

There's no beating that woman. I walk outside and see a man in a yellow coat, looking down. He walked outside and I had no choice (Noire) but to follow him.

6:00

The man took off his hood after THREE HOURS OF WALKING!!

"Hey there." It was the one and only, Sadist Zap!

"So... care to tell me why we were walking?"

"Because... I wanted to be far from them."

"But THREE HOURS?!"

"I suppose you've got a point... anyway, I do need to talk to you."

"Alright, what do you need?"

"So, um, there's a problem, and I kinda need you to help me fix it, but the problem is, I don't know what the problem is."

"Umm... what?"

"Something's troubling me, but I don't know what. No, not me personally, but I think something's different about Lastation. It seems... weirder."

I mean, despite Noire and Uni, I don't see anything different about Lastation. "What do you mean by weirder?"

"Well, Zap, have you noticed how it's more crowded here than before? Come on, let's go back to the city."

8:00

People seemed to be avoiding me.

"Weird, right? They're avoiding me, too," S. Zap told me. They couldn't have heard about what happened in Lowee, could they?

"Well, something happened in Lowee, and now people are ignoring me, I guess," I said. "But we're not 100% alike. Some people are bound to know that, right?" He shook his head.

"People don't really care about details and whatnot. But we're alike enough by looks, so people just assume that we're the same person. Of course, since I'm in this coat, no-one can really see me, they can only see you." As soon as we pass a building, it flips its sign to "closed."

"Ok, well, this is all I needed to know, I guess. Bye," S. Zap said as he left.

It's only a matter of time before I'm banned from here too...