Welcome back to part 18 of Zap + Xin. Because Xin wants me to just write whatever and do it quick, I will now write whatever comes first to mine, whether it be a joke or anything else

Keep in mind that I'd never really type this out on the keyboard but it MIGHT cross my mind

Part 18 — I Don't Like Her (Drafted Edition)

Xin watched Jessica wave at her and Zap as she left the apartment. As she saw Zap close it, she finished her dinner. She looked up at Zap. "Guess what? I don't really like Jessica that much. She's a bitch."

Zap looked back at her. "What? Why? And she's a bitch? Okay."

"She's a fucking dark magician or shit. She's got a dark aura around her or something."

"Huh."

"It's all true. Don't deny it."

"Right...sure."

"I just don't like her."

"Don't get jealous."

"...What the fuck?"

"Are you getting jealous?"

"Piece of shit."

"Don't kill me."

"I'll stab you in the eye—"

"Xin!"

"Shut up, Zap. I'm going to stab you in the eye. Come here, you piece of shit!" Knife in hand, Xin chased Zap out of the apartment and across the city.

"Geez..." Zap dodged her swipe and ran back towards the apartment."

"Zap, you piece of shit! Come back here!" Zap ran back into the apartment and locked the door. Xin quickly grabbed the key in her pocket and jammed it in the lock. She pushed the door open and dashed towards Zap. Zap blocked her slice with a frying pan, which Xin quickly knocked away.

(This part is related to a certain comment section in !!! so Azyra be quiet)

Xin , with her knife still gripped in her hand, wrapped Zap in a hug and started squeezing.

"What the fuck—" Zap said.

"It's a form of torture," she said. "I know you hate squeezing. This is why you can never get the soap out of the sponges."

"Shit," Zap said. "What do you want me to do?"

"Hug me back."

"Huh?"

"Alexa! Define 'platonic!'"

"Platonic means a friendship that is non-sexual."

"See?"

"We're friends?"

Xin gripped her knife. "Zap, shut the fuck up."

"Okay, okay!" Slowly, Zap hugged Xin back. "Are you good now?"

"Honestly? No. But sure." Xin let go and pocketed her knife.

Well, that's that. This is longer than a usual Zap + Xin chapter lol. Let me know how you feel about this chapter! If you want me to a drafted edition (which is this) of a certain part of TLF or Disappearance, let me know! I'll do my best!

Lumi_Kasanagi stfu about everything that happened in this chapter