Who was a witch
Who had a little itch
On the bottom of her right big toe

When was an elf
Who lived up on a shelf
And followed Who wherever she would go

A leprechaun named What
Had got tied up in a knot
When a spell he'd cast just didn't seem to work

And the goblin called Why
Pretended to be shy
But that was an excuse to sneak and lurk

Where was an ogre
Who picked each up by their leg
And used them as soldiers
To dip into his egg!

There was nothing they could do
Being stuck in the ogre's tum
And they thought, to pass the time,
They'd try to have some fun

And so they had a party
And began to dance and sing
So much so that poor old Where
Thought he must have wind!

The ogre moaned
The ogre winced
Then let out a mighty burst
Then Who, When, What and Why
Flew out of him, head first!

They landed in a heap
And Where tried to grab them back
But they ran out of the kitchen door
Straight into How, the cat!

Now Where, the ogre's, hungry
He hasn't had his tea
And Who, When, What and Why
Are no-where to be seen

And How, the cat,
Just sits outside
(Where won't let him back in)
But at least he isn't hungry
He just licks his lips
And grins...

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