*Taurus trying to flirt*

Taurus: Hey

Person: Hey, how are you?

Taurus: Good, how are you doing?

Person: Good, thanks and you?

Taurus: Good and you?

Person: Good, thanks

Taurus: Good

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Cancer: I'm sad

Aries: Turn your sadness to something positive

Cancer: | I'm sad |

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Sagittarius: Hey Libra! I had a dream of you last night

Libra: Really? I had a dream about you too!

Sagittarius: Really? In mine...we were married and had 3 kids ;)

Libra: Oh...in my dream... you were on fire

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Virgo: Don't get smart with me

Gemini: I'm always smart :)

Virgo: Yeah, whatever floats your boat, sweetheart

Gemini: You know what really floats in my boat? ;)

Virgo: What?

Gemini: Water

Virgo: ...

Scorpio: *minding his own business* Wow, how smart of Gemini!

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Scorpio: I'm sorry...

Aquarius: Please don't, I love you

Scorpio: I-I really don't want to do this.. I'm serious b-but-, I don't have any other choice...

Aquarius: *holding back tears* NOOOO

Scorpio: *puts a +4 on the table* UNO

Aquarius: *sobs*

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Libra: Name a way to be nice to others

Scorpio: Don't kill them

Libra: ... setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it

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Pisces: Come on Aqua, I know you care deep down inside!

Aquarius: How do I uninstall a heart?

Scorpio: You can't.

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