Zodiac Signs As Texters!!

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Aries: WTF YOU TAKE LIKE 10 YEARS TO REPLY

Aries: DO YOU TEXT PEOPLE AND THEN THROW YOUR PHONE ACROSS THE PACIFIC OCEAN??

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Taurus: How's life baby gorilla? ;)

Taurus: *babygirl

Taurus: wtf

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Gemini: Goodnight homo

Gemini: *homie

Gemini: eh same thing

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Cancer: I HATE BOYS

Cancer: THEY ARE SO USELESS

Cancer: AND HEARTLESS

Cancer: I HATE THEM SO MUCH

Cancer: wait

Cancer: nvm

Cancer: He answered.

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Leo: What can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible

Leo: *irresistible

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Virgo: I see an oul

Virgo: ouwl

Virgo: owul

Virgo: houl

Virgo: oul

Virgo: how do u spell it?

Virgo: hoot hoot

Virgo: there's a hooter

Virgo: I see, a hooter

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(1) Person: OMG WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU???

Libra: Everything

Libra: Except for the way I dress

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(2) Libra: Guess who's bored

Libra: me

Libra: I'm bored

Libra: give me attention

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(1) Scorpio: um hello

Scorpio: what are you doing that's more important than me?

Scorpio: that's a tricky question

Scorpio: nothing is more important than me

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(2) Scorpio: stop taking to me

Scorpio: text me back wtf

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Sagittarius: That sounds illegal

Sagittarius: I'm in

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Capricorn: Why there isn't a sad sunglasses emoji

Capricorn: to show that I'm unhappy but I'm still cool

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Aquarius: shut up

Aquarius: not in a rude way

Aquarius: shut up in a gentle way

Aquarius: Shut up, darling

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Pisces: hey man I'm hungry

Pisces: dude

Pisces: bro

Pisces: friend

Pisces: foood

Pisces: I hear you getting it

Pisces: why didn't you get me any

Pisces: *sobs*

Pisces: I love you

Pisces: *strums guitar*

Pisces: I ain't ever gonna stop loving youuu

Pisces: god I'm so annoying

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