Swim Team:
(Only Pisces and Cancer because Pisces, the leader of the team, rejected everyone else)

Cancer: *gets changed* *walks outside* Umm.... A-anyone here.....?
Pisces: *still in the change room dreaming of teaching Cancer how to swim*
Cancer: Umm.... If no ones here...Erm.... I suppose I'll take a nap....
Pisces: *perverted look on face* Oh god I can't wait to see Cancer.... HAH SCORPIO!!!
Scorpio: *on the Intercom* PISCES, PLEASE REPORT TO THE OFFICE, I REPEAT, PISCES, PLEASE REPORT TO HELL- I MEANT MY OFFICE
Pisces: *ignores it* *epically walks outside* Heeeeey Cancer!!!
Cancer: *sleeping*
Pisces: *freaks out* CANCER?!?! CANCER?!?! CANCER ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!?! NO, NO, NO...., DON'T DIEEEEE!!!!
Cancer: *still sleeping*
Pisces: *starts crying* Cancer is dying.... OH NO DID SHE DROWN WHEN I WAS AT THE CHANGE ROOM?!?! WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I DO?!?!
Cancer: *somehow STILL sleeping*
Pisces: *kneels down* Alright... THERES ONLY ONE THING TO DO NOW! I must preform CPR!!!
<Please note Pisces got a professional licences on CPR>
Pisces: ALRIGT!!! What do I do.... MEH, LETS JUST SKIP TO THE 'RESCUE BREATHE' PART!!!!
Cancer: *dreaming about fluffy goats*
Pisces: OK. *about to kiss Cancer*
Cancer: *wakes up and suddenly jolts up* *hits Pisces in the head*
Pisces: OW..... *faints*
Cancer: Oh Pisces!!! I'm glad you arrived! Sorry I fell asleep because you took so long!!!
Pisces: *pretending to be unconscious*
Cancer: Pisces...... Um..... You alright.....
Pisces: *Inner Thoughts: IF I PRETEND TO BE DEAD, BINGO!!*
Cancer: I suppose I have no choice but to preform CPR....
Pisces: *trying not to go unconscious due to high happiness load*
Cancer: What do I do first.... I think I do this punch thingy a couple times....
Pisces: *sighes* *Inner Thoughts: ITS NOT PUNCH THINGY, it's called-*
Cancer: *punches Pisces in the stomach VERY hard with her supernatural strength 50 times*
Pisces: *actually dead now*
Cancer: And then I think I do this other thingy....
Pisces: *revived from the dead* *waiting for Cancer to do rescue breathes*
Cancer: Alright then.... Um.... I actually have no clue what to do next.... I suppose I'll go back to doing rescue punches.... *punching Pisces VERY VERY HARD*

<AND THAT IS WHY THE SWIM TEAM WAS CANCELLED AFTER THEY'RE FIRST MEET. PISCES GOT SENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND CANCER WAS CONGRATULATED FOR "ATTEMPTING" TO SAVE HIM>

I LOVE MATH Club:
(Consists of Capricorn <the leader>, Scorpio, Virgo, Aquarius, and Leo)

Capricorn: WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE SO CALLED "I LOVE MATH" CLUB. BUT HECK, WE ONLY CHOSE THAT NAME TO KEEP OUR ORGANIZATION A SECRET SO MOST PEOPLE WOULD LOOK PAST IT!
Everyone else: AYE SIR!
Capricorn: IN THIS CLUB, ALL WE DO IS PLAY GAMES, PLAN EVIL STUFF, AND DOING WHATEVER WE WANT CAUSE NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS CLUB!!!
Scorpio: ALL HAIL CAP, THE CREATOR OF THIS SECRET ORGANIZATION!!!
Capricorn: THE ONLY THING WE'LL REALLY WORK ON IS MASTERING OUR CHEATING AND MURDERING SKILLS!!!
Virgo: Master, when's our next mission?
Capricorn: Um.... Well.... Um..... LETS ASSASSINATE THE..... UNICORN CLUB!!!
Scorpio: YES SIR!!!
Capricorn: And Leo and Aqua.... Please contribute....
Leo: Well, I only joined this club to make my resume look better....
Aquarius: Same here.... Meh.... Also a good excuse to escape class...

Unicorn Club <Warning, explicit content. Lol>
(Members: Only Libra. Cause other people have a life. And apparently XxFreezing_BluexX ..... Meep....)

Libra: UNICORN CLUB IS ACCEPTING MEMBERS!!! AS LONG AS YOU SIGN THE OATH!!!!! WE WILL GIVE YOU $10000 AS A WELCOME GIFT AND NOT TO MENTION YOUR VERY OWN UNICORN BACKPACK!!!! YOU CAN QUIT ANYTIME!!!

<Why did no one join this club.... Well..... I WONDERRRRR.....>

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OATH TO THE UNICORNS:
I PLEDGE TO REMAIN LOYAL TO THE UNICORNS AND WILL ALWAYS LOVE THEM. ALL MY WORK IS FOR THE UNICORNS AND NOTHING CAN BE BETTER IN MY LIFE THAN RIDING A PINK FLUFFY UNICORN! UNICORNS ARE THE VERY MEANING OF MY LIFE AND I LIVE FOR THE UNICORNS. IN MY NEXT LIFE I ONLY WISH TO BE REVIVED AS A UNICORN! UNICORN ARE PINK. I WILL ALSO BE PINK. I MUST SEE LIKE A UNICORN, EAT LIKE A UNICORN, SMELL LIKE A UNICORN, SOUND LIKE A UNICORN! I WILL BEEEEEEE A UNICORN!
*in tiny tiny unreadable font* I will also donate $10000000000000 to Libra as tribute to the unicorns.
AH YES, UNICORNS ARE LIFE. BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF UNICORNS AND YOU'LL BE BLESSED! NOW SIGN THIS PAPER. NOW.

_________________ <Sign here>
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Gemini: ....... What is all this crap.....
Libra: AHEM, AT THE UNICORN CLUB, YOU CAN ONLY SWEAR IN UNICORN YOU FUNICORNING IDIOT.
Gemini: Alright alright.... WHAT THE UNICORNS IS ALL THIS..... UNICORN POOP?!
Libra: A stupid Unicorn Butt like you wouldn't understand....
Gemini: Seriously, I'd rather join the peace club....

Peace Club:
(Consists of Sagi (Leader), Aries, Virgo, Leo, Scorpio, Pisces, and Taurus)

Aries: Why the ****** did I join this club....
Sagi: NO SWEARING, OR I'LL REPORT YOU!!!! THIS IS THE PEACE CLUB!!!
Taurus: SAGI, WHERE THE....HEAVENS.... ARE THE FOOD YOU PROMISED ME?!
Scorpio: May I ask, why has this ignorant fool Pisces joined this club...
Pisces: Sometimes I REALLY want to..... Hug.... You ya know....
Aries: GAYY- (no offence)
Sagi: *glares at Aries*
Aries: Um.... YAOIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
Sagi: *glares at Aries*
Aries: Erm.... AYE SIR, THE SHIP HAS SAILED!!! *trying to make it sound as appropriate as possible*
Sagi: *glares*
Aries: WHATTTT.... IM JUST PRETENDING TO BE A PIRATE!!!
Scorpio: I'm gonna drag you to.... MY HOME.....
Pisces: You know, I really wanna hug you Aries.... VERY tightly by the neck... And maybe then you'll fall nicely asleep....
Virgo: EVERYONE JUST CLOSE YOUR DUCKING MOUTH IM TRYING TO WORK!!!
Leo: MREOWWWWWWW, DUNNO WHY IN HERE AT THIS.... STRANGE.... CLUB
Taurus: I'M GONNA HIGH FIVE SOMEONE WITH A BOMB IF NO ONE GIVES ME FOOD
Aries: AW HEAVENS NO, I'LL HIT YOU AT HIGH SPEEDS WITH A TINY METAL THINGY THAT'LL BE LAUNCHED FROM MY PINK GUN BEFORE YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO DO ANYTHING!!!
Pisces: SPIKY SNAILS!!! *glares at Scorpio*
Scorpio: PURPLE WHALES!!! *glares back*
Virgo: DUCKSSSSS!!!!! *glares at everyone*
Leo: GRASSY LION!!!
Sagi: This is a disaster..... I knew it was a bad idea making this club....

The Co-op Club:
(Don't ask WHO, or WHY, or HOW they got Scorpio and Pisces in this club...)

Scorpio: When can I go home.... My father is waiting for me to help him count the spirits...
Pisces: When can I go home.... My Cancer is waiting for me to help her count the stars...
Scorpio: *shoots Pisces*
Pisces: *before he dies* I was k-kidding.... *dead*
<AND THAT IS HOW THE CO-OP CLUB WAS DISBANDED AFTER THE FIRST DAY, AND WHY PISCES' TOMBSTONE READS 'I WAS KIDDING'>

Welp.... I was gone for awhile.... XD

Well.... School has been a total PAIN IN THE.... UNICORN BUTT....

AND IM DYINGGGGG.....

I apologize for the.....Erm..... Poor update but I wanted to tell everyone....

IM STILL ALIVEEEE!!! I SURVIVED THE FIRST DAYS OF HELL!!! JUST ABOUT....ERM.... WHAT, 300 MORE DAYS TO GO?

Oh.... And....

Anyone recognize THIS personnnn.....?

Or you SHOULD at LEAST know who this person is...

😁😁😁👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

And now you probably know why I was gone for the last 11 days....

JK, I WAS ACTUALLY AT SCHOOL....