<Story further down after mini rant... You can skip this part to the story if u want>

So um.... You might have realized....

I've been off Wattpad for sometime.... Well, not publishing for awhile...

Doing what you may ask???....

SHEDDING TEARS OF BLOOD.... LITERALLY....

Soooo I got my High school schedule today.... And I asked many grade 10 students how was the teachers I got.... And they looked down the list like, "OMG you got HER as your teacher?!?! Your gonna have the best year ever!!!" "HOLY COWS you have him as your other teacher?! YOU'RE THE LUCKIEST GIRL ALIVE!"

And the they look further down.... Envying my amazing schedule...

Until they saw my English teacher....

And then everyone was like...

May you rest in peace you poor soul... Death has come your way...

Prepare for hell.... Hell as in legitimate hell.

Whoopie. I'm ready to shoot myself... 😑

Well.... For starters... This means I'll have to work a TON harder in English class....
CAUSE MY ENGLISH ALREADY SUCKS.... (My grammar tho... And volcab...)
WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT AUTOCORRECTION.....
Oh wait... Did I mention I'm also part of a special Regional programs.....
WHICH MEANS IM LEARNING ADVANCED ENGLISH....
OH GAUD IM SCREWED....

Somehow help me.... Even though this really is my problem....

LET ME JUST DROWN IN MY TEARS OF BLOOD

If I EVER stop publishing stories.... Know that's it's because of this....
(Just kidding! But maybeeeee)

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Zodiacs BACK TO HEL- I meant School...

Libra: Dear Unicorns, why has Unigod cursed me with this....
Virgo: Not to mention the fact we're stuck with this for the next TEN MONTHS
Sagi: TEN MONTHS of suffering only to be granted that tiniest 2 months of freedom...
Gemini: I'd MUCH RATHER be watching Boku no Pico for 10 months straight- ACTUALLY NO EWWWWW THATS GROSS....
Aquarius: We have once again returned to hell.... Oh yay I can't wait to meet my demonic teacher....
Cancer: *sniffles* If I cry out all the water in my body and die.... Will the teachers get sued?..... *starts crying nonstop*
Libra: GAHHHHHHH CANCER IS FLOODING HELLLLLL!!!! AND RIGHT AFTER I JUST FINISHED REDECORATING SCHOOL WITH UNICORN POSTERS!!!!

Aries: ...... What's gotten into them.... Even I, THE GREAT ARIES don't dare speak of hell.... Why all this hell stuff now???? Is it cause of Scorpio?...
Scorpio: AW HELL NO,.... We are talking a hell even WORSE then the hell you know...
Capricorn: Aries is so lucky.... Being home schooled for 14 years until NOW....
Pisces: Well, welcome to hell Aries...
Aries: *very confused*
Taurus: Hell.... THERES NO CAKEEEEE!!!! Me angry. Me leaving. *epically just walks out of the school*
Leo: Da wut. He did it.... HE DID IT! THE AMAZING TAURUS ESCAPED SCHOO-
Taurus: *gets dragged back all beaten* Mph....
Pisces: ........ Welcome back buddy.... *pats him on the shoulder*
Capricorn: Cause we can always have ANOTHER member....

Interviewer: Hey Zodi!!! What do you want the MOST at your school?!?! And you gotta be realistic though!!!

Aries: A death note please.... Oh, and by the way... Can I please have your signature inside the book?.... Full name please!!! *begging principle* (I DID NOT WATCH DEATH NOTE YET DO NOT SPOIL)
Taurus: CHOCOLATE CAKE INSTEAD OF HOMEWORK!!! TOTALLY REALISTIC!
Gemini: Oh you know, a nuke. And a match. THATS REALISTIC!!!
Cancer: I-I.... I guess I w-want... More holidays?.... Well I mean, school isn't that bad.... Just not all the time....
Leo: A punching bag with your enemies face on it *teachers or students*.... So stressed out students can punch it whenever they want
Virgo: A beautiful meteor showers.... So the school can explode in an awesome way...
Libra: Unicorn motivation posters.... EVERYWHERE....
Scorpio: All I want is Cance- *interrupted by Pisces: BUT THATS NOT REALISTIC!!!*
Sagi: Well.... I don't particularly HATE school.... It's just it can be stressful.... So I really want.... Funnier and nicer teachers!
Capricorn: I WANT A RELIABLE WIFI SO I CAN CATCH SOME POKEMON IN CLASS
Aquarius:  I want.... A remote control that can control anything around the school.... Like make the intercom turn on at random times with the randomest message....
Pisces: Want to know what I DON'T want at school? SCORPI- *interrupted by Scorpio: TA BAD, UR STUCK WITH MEEEE*

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Aquarius: Hmm.... What class do I have.... WAIT, WHY DON'T I HAVE THE SLEEPING CLASS I REQUESTED?!
Sagi: I sorry Aqua.... To tell the truth.... I was kidding about that 😊
Pisces: CANCER WHAT CLASSES DO YOU HAV-
Scorpio: Excuse me, *pushes Pisces out the school* CANCER WHAT CLASSES DO YOU-
Cancer: Oh, well.... I'm definitely not in any of your classes.... I'm in a special program so I'm in more advanced classes....
Capricorn: Cra-
Gemini: *glares*
Capricorn: *ahem* Crackers, WHY AM I IN THE SAME CLASS AS CANCER?!?!
Cancer: *cheers up* Wow... I'm in the same class as Capi-Senpai....
Capricorn: *low growl* Why ain't Saige in my class.....
Sagi: Saige?.... Who's that?
Capricorn: *walks away whistling* NOTHINGGGGG..... Totally not a nickname! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Scorpio/Pisces: *both going mental cause Cancer's not in their class.... And their stuck in the same class*

Taurus: Ahem, I would like to welcome all the new students to-
Virgo: TAURUS, GTFO OFF THE STAGE!!!
Taurus: Virgo, your gonna have a 200 year detention!!! I'll see you after school!
Virgo: ....... I can't even live that long.....
Taurus: THAT'LL BE 500 YEARS!
Gemini: ...... Who made you the boss....
Taurus: MY CHOCOLATE CAKE DID!!! *points at half eaton cake*
Libra: WHO TORN DOWN ALL MY UNICORN MOTIVATION POSTERS!!?!
Taurus: That is inappropriate and disturbs other students....
Libra: WHAT?!?! NOOOOOOOOOO *goes into huge tantrum*
Sagi: *raises hand* Sir... Taurus, actually, Libra is more disturbing than the posters...
Taurus: Oh well..., ain't my prob. NOW BACK TO MY SPEECH THAT I FOUND ONLINE, I would love to welcome all the new students to Hell- *ahem* I MEANT High School!!! *whispers to editor: WHO DA HECK WROTE HELL HERE*
Scorpio: *shrugs* Welp, you made me the editor... I don't know how to English.
Taurus: *glares* Alright then, our school is proud for our motto, "We can help you achieve your dreams so dream on"-
Aquarius: DOES THAT MEAN WE CAN HAVE MERMAID ATTEND THIS SCHOOL?!?!
Libra: *suddenly cheers up* WAIT, I DREAM OF UNICORNS ALL THE TIME!!!
Pisces: CAN I FINALLY MURDER SCORPIO?!?!
Aries: CAN I FINALLY MURDER EVERYONE?!??
Taurus: ...... *whispers to editor: We need to change our motto....*
Scorpio: *whispers back* I'm sorry but we already painted that on every wall and it'll be too expensive to remove it.....
Taurus: AHEM, I meant to say our school motto is "We cannot help you achieve your dreams so dream on!".... *whispers to Scorpio: Just add a 'not' after the can...*
Scorpio: Great. More painting work.
Taurus: Our school is proud for our amazing responsible students... *pauses* *glares at everyone* Our school wouldn't be the same without all our..... SORTA SOMEWHAT OK Students.... *glares at everyone*
Aries: *riding on a students head*
Capricorn: *throwing wet toilet paper at Taurus*
Libra: *still imagining Unicorns*
Leo: *trying to take over the stage*
Cancer: *flooding the school with tears*
Taurus: ...... I GIVE UP!!! SOMEONE ELSE TAKE OVER THIS JOB-
Scorpio: *whispers* But sir, don't forget your payment of chocolate cakes...
Taurus: AH YES, BACK TO MY SPEECH!!! WHERE WAS I..... I look forward to a wonderful year with all the new grade 9s and I hope we'll all have a great time!
Virgo: And may we all rest in hell!
Gemini: May the odds be EVER in your flavour....
Taurus: HEY THATS MY MOTTO!!! THATS um... What was it again... PLAGIARIZING!!! A LIFE SENTENCE- I MEANT DETENTION!!!
Gemini: Whoopie.... More time to sleep after school so I won't have to go home and face my parents who'll make me do homework.....
Taurus: Let this be the start of a wonderful school year! We are the proud ANTS!!!
Zodiacs: *starts giggling*
Taurus: *whispers to Scorpio* Why exactly did we choose the ANT as our school mascot?!?!
Scorpio: ummmmm..... Because ants are strong?.....
Pisces: BECAUSE ANTS GET STEPPED ON ALL THE TIME!!!

Well.... If you haven't read the first part.... Basically....

IM HEADING BACK TO HELL....

*ahem*

Kidding.... I meant School......

But that'll mean I might end up publishing less due to homework and such....

Cause I hope you guys understand studying is equally as important to me as Wattpad... And I can't give up one for the other..... 😭😭😭

So from now on, I'll TRY to publish once a week....

Well..., I'm fairy sure (depending on where you live....) school started for you guys as well..... Well at least MANY of you guys...

So I doubt many of you guys have much time on Wattpad either...😥
(Unless your those people who plays in the back of the classroom while your teacher's talking... Lolz)

So.... See ya'll later if I survive my first day of hell tomorrow....

*ahem* I meant school.... 😁

Wish me luck.... And send me some motivational quotes.....

Lolz..... Cause I'm preparing for death...

Now for EVEN MORE TAGS CAUSE IM A CURSED PERSON....
Ya.... I've received many tags.... But I'm just gonna do one for now.... Cause I'm tired and school starts tomorrow....

SOOOOO THE EVIL MoonFeather3120  TAGGED ME TO SHOW 17-18 OF MY PHOTOS...... But I'll do ten.... Since my photos aren't so interesting....

PREPARE FOR THE PHOTO LAGGGGGGGGG

Bloodmoon!!!! A Dragon that was given to me by MoonFeather3120 !!!

If you couldn't tell, ScarletCarlos made me a new profile pic as a gift!!! Thank you SO much!!!

AHAHAHAHHA....... Mystic Messenger.... Yoosung......meep....

A gift from my mom.... Who bought me these stuff....

My favourite Pokemon trainer ever....

Lol..... ME AFTER SCHOOL..... Jk.... Just a pic from my trip to the museum..

Went to this Bird only zoo-ish thingy..... And there's that bird staring at me...

Lol... Went to this Safari park!!! I drew over everything that might give out information that can get me sued so....Erm.....

Once again from the Safari park!!!!

An April fools sorta prank from another class last year....
SAD THING, WE NEVER GOT THEM BACK!!!