I incorporated all the zodiacs in this story this time, but I'll probably miss a few in the future. So apologies

   Gemini: Leo, she rejected you twice.
   Leo: It's called true love, Gem

   Taurus: I feel like a functioning human being now.
   Cancer: Let me guess, you slept soundly for more than ten hours?

   Aquarius: *Loses Gem at the mall*
   Aquarius: Can I borrow the mic? I lost my friend
   Aquarius: Goodbye, you little shit

   Pieces: What's the meaning of BDSM?
   Scorpio: Bond-
   Libra: BIBLE DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEETING!!!

   Gemini: *Laughing*
   Virgo: Why are you laughing?
   Gemini: Can't I just laugh because I feel like it?
   Virgo: *To libra* Why is she laughing?
   Libra: Aries tripped and fell in the parking lot

   Scorpio: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
   Taurus: I have strict parents. Besides, why don't you have a girlfriend?
   Scorpio: Because you have strict parents
(I ship them two so hard!!!)

   Sagittarius: I'm so over her
   Capricorn: No you're not
   Sagittarius: I so am
   *Next day*
   Sagittarius: *Sees Taurus*
   Sagittarius: Well, shit