Gemini: Hey babe! Are you ready for tonight?
   Libra: Hey Gemini, this is Leo's older brother. Do you love Leo?
   Gemini: Yes... of course
   Libra: Would you take a bullet for Leo?
   Gemini: Yes...
   Libra: Lovely, meet me in the woods behind our backyard in 10 minutes

   Aries: I'm not allowed to go to the party tonight. Dad said I was "grounded" :(
   Aquarius: Okay... here's the plan. You disguise yourself as a potted plant and set loss a bunch of ants loss around the house. Then your parents have to call the animal control dudes.
   Aries: Animal control dudes??
   Aquarius: SHUSH, anyways, they'll call them (me) but you switch the real number with mine and I'll say the ants are coming from the potted plant (you) and I'll take you "away"......... to the party! :) and that's how you sneak out!
   Aries: This is way you're my best friend

   Cancer: Are you being sarcastic?
   Capricorn: Yes. Totally. Completely. Absolutely. Of course. Affirmative. Roger. Indeed.
   Cancer: Fuck you
   Capricorn: Love you
   Cancer: Wait, really?
   Capricorn: Yes. Totally. Completely. -
   Cancer: BITCH!!

   Scorpio: You're gorgeous
   Taurus: No I'm not
   Scorpio: Fine, you're ugly
   Taurus: EXCUSE ME?!?!?!
   Scorpio: That's what you get when you can't accept a fucking compliment. Now admit you're gorgeous, dumbass

^This is something I would 100% do. I can never accept a compliment and I get triggered when someone says something else. I can be really bipolar, and I mean REALLY bipolar...^

   Sagittarius: Why aren't you answering?
   Virgo: Sorry, I dropped my phone and I can't find it. I'll text you when I do
   Sagittarius: Oh okay
   Sagittarius: Did you find it yet?
   Virgo: No
   Sagittarius: Alright, let me know when you do

   Leo: Can you help me with a math problem real quick?
   Pieces: Uh, I'll try
   Leo: Okay cool. Solve for X
   Leo: X = Your phone number
   Pieces: Are you high? You have my number, stupid. That's how your texting me lmao
   Leo: I WAS TRYING TO BE SMOOTH AND FLIRT WITH YOU!!
   Leo: GOSH