"Pause, you're not dreaming, don't worry. It's just me, also known as the love of your life but I feel like my presence already established that so get with the times people," an obnoxious voice began, not even taking a second to adapt to the camera in front of her, "My name's Chérie, it's french because, you'll never guess, but I'm french! Pat on the back to anyone who guessed just from hearing my name alone," she sarcastically stated, teasing the viewers as if they were right in front of her.

"You guys should get used to hearing my name though when I tell you the other members are obsessed with me, it's hard being as great as me, I'm just in such big demand at all times," she huffs dramatically as she speaks, clutching her chest as if she just witnessed a distressing act of violence. Behind the camera, a mutter of 'whatever helps you sleep at night, ma chérie' could be heard, earning a very evident glare from Chérie, "One thing about being as amazing and loveable as me is that you'll have people, jealous people, always trying to bring you down, so instead of letting that happen you bring them down first! Here's my first example, before you guys start preparing your fists to fight let me remind you that hands are the key to the soul or something, you greet people with handshakes or kisses on the hands, well if you act like you're from the 1900s, so you need to keep your hands pretty looking so bruises don't fit into that. Instead, I recommend kicking people to show your true feelings, preferably with heels on."

Mid-discussion, Chérie looks off to the side, sighing loudly as she looks back towards the camera, moving her whole body with her as she moves, resembling some bratty toddler, "Here they go again guys, trying to dimmer my sparkle. Sure violence is bad, but it's sometimes needed. Oh well."

"Anyways, you guys heard the life lesson I gave before I was rudely interrupted, quick, someone add enlightened and helpful onto my list of well-fitting adjectives, oh, who am I kidding? The list would be too long, save your energy on paying your full attention to me, my dears. Yeah, about the whole 'my dears' thing, Chérie is usually translated to 'dear' so I thought I could make it work but I feel more like a patronizing uncle than myself, so I'll see how long that'll last."

"Wait! I want to talk about my representative sin now, I hate to admit it but I really do love talking about myself. So, my representative sin is lust which, I'd say, out of the other sins is the most self-describing, is that even a word? Anyways, I think the lust part goes with the fact that I'm from Paris, the 'city of love', which I take offense to! I think my personality means a lot more than just being born in Paris. Besides, Paris shouldn't just be known for love, that's too cliche for my liking, I prefer being unpredictable. Let's see, Paris could be known for things like, um, bed bugs? Okay, ignore that, my theory is that they're destroying the country to try to make a statement so I'll come back and save everyone. Like I said, I'm high in demand."

"Or, maybe I was assigned Lust since I'm an affectionate person. My love language is physical touch, I don't admit it a lot, but sometimes my words get mixed up, and what, in my head, sounds reassuring and loving often comes out as me sounding arrogant. So, since I usually fail at directly saying things without it sounding sarcastic, I show love through hugs and things like that. I won't lie though, I think I might be getting converted to having acts of service as my love language. I love making bouquets for the members since I keep a little garden in my room, my moms a florist so that plays a big role. One thing about me is that I love assigning people to roles, the other day I came up with a flower for each member. It's not finalized yet but so far my idea is that Seeia is a Calla Lily since they look fancy and all posied, which fits since she's the leader, and they're also rare which fits because she's one of a kind," she winks up to the camera before going back to reciting her findings.

"I had a hard time picking Woolmi's, that's Gyulmi by the way, get with the times people, but I eventually decided on a tulip since they come in a bunch of different colors so they're fun, and if I'm really going to get into the whole Shakespeare analysis, they're spontaneous in a way. Okay, now Jewely, once again, this was a struggle, so I eventually just went with my favorite flower which is Peonies, like I said, they're my favorites, do I need to say more? Cassie is a poppy, this one felt obvious, but she goes with red and orange tones, they stand for a lot more than what comes to the eye so it works. Yeonnie time, I feel like this sounds like an insult but she's a cactus, before you say anything, they're a flowering plant so it works, cacti are independent which is basically Jiyeon's whole brand. Last but probably not least, is Minsoo, a round of applause, everyone, please," she holds up her hands, clapping and cheering out of nowhere, "she's a Zinnia, they're bright and bold which I think is the perfect match for Soo. Oh, and my favorite's a rose but that's obvious."

"See, nobody can call me self-absorbed now, I've just used up most of my screen time talking about the members, I really am such an inspiration. As fun as that was, I still want to talk about me since this is my time," Chérie raised her eyebrow at the cameras confrontationally before continuing, "Let's talk about my origin story, not a villain origin story, but a hero origin story since I'm so delightful!"

"Ok, I know I'm not as widely recognized and my achievements aren't as publicized as some of the other members, but," she draws out the end of the word, trying to create anticipation, "technically I've been in the industry longer than the others. I started doing pageants when I was five, you know, the whole toddlers and tiaras fiasco, except my mom wasn't the psycho submitting me to them, it was me. I just wanted bragging rights if I'm being honest. I have a twin brother so it was important for me to constantly have something better than him which, in this case, was having more trophies. My time at Paegents wasn't even that stressful, I feel like I thrived in that setting." She sighed to herself, this time it being one full of nostalgia and calmness, contrary to her usual ones that portray anger.

"Oh, right, you guys might recognize me from Enhypens's 'Bite Me', it was a bit of a random scenario. I have no past experience as a background dancer, it just so happens that some recruiters from HYBE saw me dancing, I don't really know where if I think about it, wait, maybe I should look into how they even found me. Or not, a win's a win. So they scouted me and said 'Hi, do you want to participate in blah blah blah' and I said 'Sure!'. A simple business transaction, really. Yeah, I was assigned to dance with Heesung, am I even allowed to say names or is it like trademarked? Some say it was a random experience to have, especially as it was right smack in the middle of my training for my debut but the company thought it would be good for publicity so they agreed, plus I loved the attention I got from it."

"Right, I was about to say I'm running out of things to say about myself but I could honestly go on for hours. Did you guys know I'm an aspiring trilingual? Me and Duolingo go way back, I've kept my Duolingo streak longer than most of you guys have been alive, or at least aware of the fact that you're a living, breathing person with a mind of your own. I started off trying to learn English, I learned the basics at school, but I eventually stopped trying to learn since it doesn't align that great with French sentence structures so it got confusing very easily. I switched to learning Dutch once Cassie joined KQ, it's easier learning since I've got her to help. I mean, English probably wouldn't be that impossible to pick up on since quite a few of the members speak it but I don't have the mental capacity for that."

"Well, my time's nearly up and I haven't even mentioned the album, I saw how Woolmi gave the initials of her favorite song so I'll do the same so I can remain mysterious, I'm sure the younger members will be happy enough to give full on spoilers anyways. Okay, so my favorite song's initials are E.R. It's not Emergency Room but I will send you there if you guys don't love the song as much as I do. Got it? Remember it so you can make that the most successful song on the album. We've started bets between us to see which song will be the most liked and I'm confident I'll win. Anyway, bye my loves! Mwah," With a blow of a kiss, the screen went black.

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