Lame, lame, lame

What do massage therapists eat for dinner? Spa-ghetti.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Why was the chicken happy? Everything was eggcellent.

What do you call a video of pedestrians? Footage.

Why do fish live in saltwater? Pepper makes them sneeze.

What's the strongest bird? A crane.

What insect is good at math? An account-ant.

What wobbles as it flies? A jelly-copter.

Now for one of my favorite:

What happened to the wooden car made of wooden wheels and a wooden engine?

It wooden go!!!

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