Facebook is so annoying.

Facebook consists of:

1)Pregnancy announcements. As if we couldn't tell from the hints an obvious pregnancy photo shoots.

2)Pictures of your children. Are you asking for rapists on your Facebook's to come find your children?

3)Then we have Deep Debbie over here writing posts like she's smart. Can you please shut the fuck up. You aren't deep. You aren't smart. You're literally stating common knowledge in a really long and drawn out way.

4)Then we got Misogynistic Michael pretending to be a Suicidal Steve publicly on Facebook to guilt his ex that finally got sick of his cheating and bullshit.

5)Pretty girls that want to be models, but do not stand out.

6)Then you have the ugliest bitches that want to be models and do nude "photo shoots" with child molesters.

7)Slutty Sally that has a different boyfriend every week is in love and has never felt the way she does with anyone like she does with her new boyfriend.

8)The girls that only post news articles that DO NOT MATTER or is CLICK BATE.

9)Then Catholic Cathy takes pictures of her seemingly perfect God fearing family baking 50 pumpkin pies for Autumn while her husband is building a white picket fence because she saw it on Pinterest. Who used to sell dildos, and cheat on her husband.

10)Then you have me. Master of shit starting. Fantastic at calling people out. Your average local meme dealer. Funny, sometime's annoying but still good at Facebook rants.

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