HOW THE GRAPEFRUIT GOT ITS NAME

"Is it the same size as a grape?"

"No."

"Does it taste like a grape?"

"No."

"Can you eat its skin like a grape?"

"No."

"Does it grow on a vine like a grape?"

"No."

"Is it classed as a fruit?"

"YES!"

"Then we shall call it the Grapefruit."