Shivani:ji ji! Accha thik hai toh fir humlog pundit ji se subh muhrat nikalke aapse baat karte hai

Rama:kiska phn tha shivani? Aur.. Pundit ji.. Muhrat?matlab mein kuch samj....interrupted by shivani

Shivani:mein saab batati hoon apko didi pehle pundit ji ko toh bulane dijiye

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Naina:oye magnet! thik se ball kar nhi toh agle match mein tujhe khelne hi nhi dungi mein...

Paar didi mein toh shi se hi ball kiya apne thik se bat nhi karpaye....,said that poor boy

Naina:zyada na juban maat chala game pe focus de aur thik se ball kar

That's when Chhotu comes there  running...

Chotu:naina didi! Naina didi.. Woh h..h..pundit ji

Naina:pehle shant to hoja aur phir bata  kya huya? Aise bhagte huye kyun aaya?

Chotu:gharme pundit ji aaya hai apki shadi ki date final karne...

Naina:kyaaaa?matlab unlog rishte k liye haa kardiya? matlab sameer ji bhi maangaye?Matlab mein sameer ji ki dulhan banungi?Naina says the last thing very loudly... and hearing this, people on the way look at her with weird eyes

Chotu:didi aab na mein bating karunga

Naina:kaisa bating shating? chal aab humdono ghar chalte hai...shadi ki kya date aaya mujhe bhi toh janna padega na...chal zaldi

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Vivek:accha matlab 4 din baad tilak aur uske 2 din baad shadi ka muhrat hai?

Rama:ji vivek bhaisahab

Vivek:aab toh bhaisahab kehna chod dijiye aab hum jald hi samdhi baanne ja rahe hai....aaplogo ko kuch problem toh nhi hai na matlab shadi tilak saab hi ek hafte k andar hone jaraha?

Rama:nahi nahi bhaisahab aisa koyi baat nhi hai.....

Vivek:accha fir thik hai behenji rakhta hoon 

Rama:bhaisahab!apse ek baat kehna tha

Vivek:haa kahiye

Rama:agar aaplog yeh sochke barat mein  2/4 log larahe hai k hum saabka accche se khatirdari karnhi sakte toh yeh baat aap dimag se hata dijiye kyunki humlog itna bhi gareeb nhi hai k apni ek lauti beti ki shadi dhum dham se nhi karsakte

Vivek:nhi nhi behenji aisi koyi baat nhi hai woh darasal sameer ko bachpan se hi aise simple wale shadi pasand tha iss wajah se woh apne shadi bhi aise hi karraha hai

Rama :thik hai bhaishahab mein rakhti hu namaste!

Vivek:namaste!

Sameer ki wajah se itna bada jhoot bolna pada mujhe....aj hi shadi ka date nikal aaya aur aaj hi ek jhoot ko gale laga liya aab uparwala hi saab khair kare

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Pundit:yaar sameer mujhe na kuch samajh nhi araha tu kyun ek simple tarike se shadi karna chahta hai?kya tu naina ko saabke samne nhi lana chahta yaa fir yeh shadi ko hide karke rakhna chahta hai yaa fir yeh kahu tu yeh shadi se bhaagna chahta hai?

Sameer:tu jaisa soch raha hai waisa nhi hai pundit...mein yeh sirf sunaina k bare mein sochke kiya...dekh agar yeh shadi k khabar uss taak pohoch gaya na toh bahut bada problem hojayega woh mujhe dhokebaaj samjhegi mujhse nafrat karne lagjayegi.. Mein yeh saab nhi seh sakta pundit

Pundit:tu abhi bhi uski bare mein soch raha hai?aur shadi ki baat toh usse kabhi na kabhi pata chal hi jayega... Bhai mera baat sunn tu usse saab kuch abhi hi bata de aur usse apna rasta alag karle isse 3 jindegiya barbad hone se bach jayega

Sameer:mein sunaina se apna rasta alag karne ke bare mein soch bhi nhi sakta kabhi bhi...aur usse shadi k bare mein taab hi pata chalega jaab mein usse batayunga... Aur taab mein saab apne tarike se handle karlunga

Pundit:kya karna chahta hai tu sameer?

Sameer changed that topic & said

Sameer:dekh mein tere liye kaab ka chaye mangwaya paar aab taak koyi nhi aaya....  humesha aisa hi karta hai lagtahe fire karna padega

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Next day....

Vivek:haa thik hai... Nhi nhi ek hafta taak sare meetings cancel kardo aur ek hafte taak mere aur sameer k sare kaam tumhe samhal na hai ok aab tum jayo

Maneger:kuch problem huya hai kya sir?matlab aap aaj office aane ke bagair mujhe yaha bulaye hai issliye pooch raha tha

Vidya:yeh humare family matter hai... Aap aab aasakte hai..

Manger :ji ji! Madam

Vidya:vaiya kya zaroorat tha uss manger ko gharpe bulane ki?aab office jake bhi toh bol sakte the na aab yeh shak karne lag jayega aur agar office mein bhi saabko bata diya toh

Vivek:tum kuch zyada hi sochne laag jate ho jayo jake taiyariya shuru kardo

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Naina:mein na apni hi shadi mein aise dance karoongi saab log dekhne lagjayenge aur sejal, karishma,pinky tumlog na mere saath do chaar thumke laga dena... Waise mujhe pata hai tumlogo ko dance nhi aata zyda paar koyi baat nhj naina haina?do chaar step aise hi muft mein sikhadungi tumlogo ko

Sejal:accha thik hai bhai aab toh humare jijaji ki tasveer dikha de kitna intezer karayegi aab tu hume...

Pinky:aur nhi toh kya?suna hai dikhne mein bahut handsome hai pls naina aab toh Dikha bhi de

Naina:aise kaise haa...aur tumlogo ko sharam nhi aati saheli ki honewale pati ki tasveer aise besharmo ki tarha maang rahe ho...dekhne haina sameer ji ko toh shadi ke mandap mein dekhlena

Karishma:humlog toh sirf ek baar dekhna chahte hai konsa bhaga ke lejarahe hai hum tere sameer ko?

Sejal:lagtahe naina jealous horaha hai

Kamya:accha bahut hogaya aab tumlog meri  freind ko taang karna chodo...chalo humsaab dance practice karte hai

Pinky:dance baad mein karenge.... Naina!sunna!humsaab freind mein se sabse pehle teri shadi horaha hai tujhe hi humlogo ko batana hai... Agar tu nhi batayegi toh hum kaise samjhenge

All:kya batana hai?

Pinky:naina jaab tu phagphere k waqt aayegi na toh humsaabko batana hai k suhaagraat mein kya hota hai...batayegi na naina?

Before Naina says anything, Chotu asks a question,,,
Chotu:didi!yeh suhagraat kya hota hai?

Everyone starts looking at each other and thinks how to handle this situation

Kamya:w..wo..woh chotu yeh na bado ki baat hai

Naina:chotu tu ja yaha se yaha kya karraha hai tu? Mere saheliyo ke bich tu kya karraha hai? Ja apne freinds k saath jake khel aur ek baat yaad rakh bade jaab baat karte hai na waha chote ka rehna thik nhi hai ja aab yaha se

Chotu:ha ha ja raha hu
Chotu in mind:aise saabke samne bejjati kardiya mera...aab dekho mein kya karta hu

Karishma:naina aab batana batayegi na hume?

Naina:isme batane wali kya baat hai?mein dikha hi deti hoon tumlogo ko

All:kyaaaa?shocked face

Naina:aab aise bhi kya kehdiya mein jo tumlogo ke chehre ke tote udgaya?pinky teri yeh laal dupatta de aur dekh kya hota hai

Naina takes a red dupatta from Pinky and sits on top of the bed.

Naina:mein aise bed paar bethi rahungi aur sameer ji mere paas ayenge dhere dhere phir meri ghunghat uthayenge aur meri muh dikhai ki inam denge aur mein sharm se najre jhukake bathungi

just then the door opened in a jiffy....

Jhukati hu teri nazre aur deti hu teri inam tu ruk

Naina:m.m..mmmmumy??

Rama:chotu jake usko pakad sou joote marungi isse aaj aise besharmo ki tarha saabke samne chi chi dekhna kya haal karti hu teri aj

Naina:m.m.mmumy m.m.mein toh saabko matlab m.memein toh practice karrahi thi suhagrat ki...aa..nhi!......Naina puts her hand on her mouth after saying this

Rama:kyaaaaa?aaj tu nhi bachegi joote mar mar ke teri muh ka naksha nhi badlana toh mera naam bhi..
Cut by naina

Naina:aap ka naam bhi Reena nhi hai

Rama:mera naam reena kyun hoga?

Naina:kyunki aap mujhe kaha pakad payenge jo marenge? Saab bhag yaha se....saying this naina runs from there

Rama:naina ruk!naina!naina!chotu ja uske piche....

But Naina already disappeared from there

To be continued....

That is much for today!

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