" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

Mages: What the... Hell is this light ?! I can't see a thing !

Mages: The phantom soldiers... They are the only ones affected ! They're evaporating into thin air !

Alzack: But it has no adverse affects on the rest of us ?

Bisca: It can distinguish between... Friend or foe ?

Erza: This is... Fairy Law !

Gray: Fairy law ?

Erza: Its holy light cleanses those filled with evil and malice... the mage who invokes the spell can selectively choose their targets... This is his ultimate magic, widely recognized as one of the handful of fabled spells...

"... Not the fairies... Not the fairies... Not the fairies... Not the fairies..."

Gray: And what's happening to him ?

Erza: He has a... Phobia of sorts when it come to fairies. Look... Clefable.

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH !!!"

Makarov: Just try glancing in Fairy Tail's direction again, and it's not gonna end so well for you. Your brashness got the better of you... Rest assured, the council will hand down more than a simple slap on the wrist. In the meantime, we've got a couple of things we need to tend to...

Aria: 'It's deja-vu !! I've, once again, got the element of surprise ! History shall repeat itself, old man !'

"AQUA-JET !!"

Aria: BUGUAAH !!

Makarov: Know when to cut your losses. The outcome of this battle has been decided... Trust me, you really don't want it...

"Grab Jose and scurry on out of here, before the 'Take no prisoners' order takes action."

Mages: WE KICKED THEIR ASSES !! HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT, PHANTOM !!!

Erza: Speaking of which, where's Natsu ?

Happy: He said something about tying up some loose ends.

Gray: Loose ends ?

Elfman: I wonder what he meant by that...

Happy: I'm sure it was just crazy talk.

Natsu: Yo... You awake yet, Gajeel ?

Gajeel: ...

Natsu: the silent treatment, eh ? Don't go sulking just because I stomped you... hey... Quick question... Your, your dragonslayer magic... Who'd you... learn it from ?

Gajeel: ...

Natsu: Come on !! It's not everyday I run into another Dragonslayer !! Don't be so stingy !!

Gajeel: You... Whine like a girl... Metallicana... The iron dragon... Metallicana...

Natsu: I knew it !! I knew it has to be a dragon !!!

Gajeel: So... You too ?

Natsu: What... What became of the dragon ?

Gajeel: This... that... the other...

Natsu: I said... WHAT BECAME OF THE DRAGON ?!!

Gajeel: I JUST TOLD YOU I DON'T KNOW !! YOU BUM !!

Natsu: My friggin' head...

Gajeel: Damn that hurt... I've had more stimulating conversations with moss...

Natsu: YOU WANNA REPEAT THAT ?!!

Gajeel: Vanished... Metallicana just vanished one day... Without so much as a word...

"Wow... Dragons from around here really sucks at family supporting..."

Gajeel: He was a self-centered jackass anyway...

Natsu: Lemme guess... Seven years ago on July seventh, right ?

Gajeel: So you knew Metallicana too, huh ?

Natsu: Why the hell would I know him ?! Hello ?! I'm fire ! I'm looking for Igneel, the FIRE dragon !!!

Gajeel: So what ? Seven years ago, on July seventh, during the year seven hundred and seventy-seven, both our dragons just... Vanished ?

"What's the thing with all those '7'... "

Gajeel: How the fuck should I know... Whatever, like I even care... ...

Natsu: ... ... ... If you're gonna go, just go... I don't want you getting all emotional and stuff...

Gajeel: WHO'S GETTING EMOTIONAL ?! BESIDES, THIS IS OUR GUILD ! YOU'RE THE ONES TRESPASSING !!!

Natsu: Well, if you hear anything about Igneel, be sure to pass it along, will, you...

Gajeel: GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE !! THIS LITTLE TALK MEANT NOTHING !!! DON'T GO GETTING ANY FUNNY IDEAS !!!

Natsu: Don't be like that... After all, we are fellow dragonslayers...

Gajeel: THE NEXT TIME WE MEET, I'LL SPLIT YOU BOTH IN TWO !! YOU HAD BEST PREPARE YOURSELVES !!!

"You sure talk big, but on the inside, you're just a big teddy bear, aren't you ?"

Gajeel: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING A TEDDY BEAR ?! BESIDES, LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO OUR GUILD !!!

Natsu: YOUR GUILD ?! WHAT ABOUT OURS ?! IT'S IN SHAMBLES !! ... forget I brought this up...

Makarov: Man, I had planned on some renovations but this... This is a bit much...

Lucy: Uhhh... Ummm... Master...

Makarov: Hm ? Looks like they put you through the ringer as well...

Levy: Turn that frown upside-down, Lucy... We started as a team, and we came victorious as a team...

Droy: Truth be told, the guild's new look is growing on me...

Jet: Yeah... A few minor touch ups and it'll be as good as new...

Reedus: Oui.

Lucy: Levy... Reedus... Jet, Droy...

Levy: Don't sweat it, okay ?

Lucy: No... No... I should be-

Levy: Everyone here knows the score. There's no need to beat yourself up over it. It's all good, Lucy...

Reedus: I... I was completely useless... Please forgive my ineptitude...

Makarov: Lucy... Everytime you laugh... Everytime you grieve... Piece of those moments become ours as well. That's what it means to be a member of our guild... When a member is on cloud nine, we all float... When a member is outraged, we all clench our teeth... When a member weeps, we all wipe our eyes... So you have no reason to be riddled with guilt, because no one here holds you responsible... And why would they, you are, after all, a member of our family... A member of Fairy Tail.

Makarov: 'Okay... So I may have gone a bit overboard... But what's the worst that can happen ? I mean, sure the council can reprimand me but.. Reprimand me... Oh no...'

"Wow... Never thought it would be SO accurate and true..."

*One week after the war with Phantom Lord ended... We've finally started to settle down a little, and were working on our guild's reconstruction, even though our problems were far from over..."

Knight: NOBODY MOVE !! We are the magic council enforcement and investigation squad, the runic knights !!!

Gray: Oh crap...

Cana: Are they already onto us ?!

Natsu: RUUUUN !!!

Mirajane: Don't Natsu, you're going to get caught anyway.

Makarov: WAAAAH !!!

Mew: Come on, stop being such a pansy !

For one entire week, we were taken to their camp for further investigation and interrogation. Every day for one week, before they finally let us go out. So now we can finally focus on reconstruction alone...

Natsu: IIIIIT'S HEEEEAAAAAVY !!

"Or bragging and going back to the usual kind of rivalry, why not after all..."

Gray: That's because you're trying to hold so many at once. Are you stupid ?

Oh yeah, and now Gray has a stalker too. No idea how it happened, but his opponent of the element 4 apparently completely fell in love for him after they fought. And about why I'm not doing anything to stop her... God I really wish I could've kept my damn mouth shut...

Juvia: Mr.Gray, you're so strong-

"Okay, who are you and what are you doing here ?"

Juvia: Eek !! Juvia is discovered by the enemy !! I suppose it is the end, but my love for Mr.Gray shall not disappear, even in death.

"Wow, calm down here. I just want to ask you a few questions. Weren't you part of the element 4 ?"

Juvia: That is correct. Juvia is... Juvia was apart of Phantom Lord. As the woman of rain, and one of the Element 4 indeed... Why are you asking Juvia ?

"'Dammit, another of those 3rd -person speakers' Well, in that case, I take it you're the one that fought against Gray ?"

Juvia: Yes... Juvia fought Mr.Gray, and learned the power of love through this battle. Now Juvia and Mr.Gray are destined to be together, Juvia knows it... Are you here to put an end to our love ?! Juvia won't let you interfere !

"No, no, no... Actually, I'm here to thank you. You don't know it, but you accidentally saved my life. And I don't like owing something to someone. So... if there is something I can help you with, feel free to ask."

Juvia: ... Anything ?

"Well, ALMOST anything..."

Letting her spy on Gray is maybe a little too much... Eventually helping her gaining his love, why not. But why the hell did she asked me to keep Lucy away from him... ?

Natsu: HAHA !! THAT'S PROBABLY YOUR LIMIT SINCE YOU'RE SO WEAK !!

Gray: HUH ? IF I FELT LIKE IT, I COULD CARRY TWICE AS MUCH AS YOU !!!

Natsu: SHAMEFUL !!! Did you see that Happy ?

Happy: Aye.

Erza: Hey, you guys. If you've got time to play around, hurry up and help !!! We've got to fix the guild as soon as possible !!

"You're really into it, Erza."

Mew: The old man is, too. He said we were going to reconstruct it, and even drew a plan. But...

"Yeah, it sucks."

Makarov: Perspective is just an optical illusion for artists of the past ! Art is all about freedom !

"How can we possible make the building NOT fall down with that kind of plan ?!"

Erza: Director, where do you want this wood block to go ?

Makarov: Oh, that way !!

"She's even calling him director..."

Natsu: Hey, Y/n... Your face...

"What, my face ? Is there a problem ?"

Natsu: Not really, but... Where did that red mark come from ? It's not from the fight, right ?

"Oh, that ? Well, it's-"

Mew: That's what he gets for not listening, and getting his life threatened again. That's the 6th time already, try to take care of yourself or next time could be last time.

"I get it, but was hitting me with a boulder REALLY necessary... ?"

Natsu: Man, I'm hungry !!

Gray: Yeah, I'm starting to get hungry too.

Gray: Oh ?!

Natsu: What was that just now ?!

Happy: A girl ?

Gray: What ?! This... Is packed lunch ?!

Natsu: Oooooh !! I don't know what it is but it looks good !!!

Gray: Are you joking ? How the hell could I eat this ?!

Natsu: Then can I have it ?!

Gray: Go ahead.

Juvia: 'Juvia's sad !! Woke up early to make that !'

'Mission failed, you'll get him next time... Eventually.'

Natsu: Thanks for the food ! MMM !! This is great !!

Loki: Hey... Guys... C... Could... You guys give this to Lucy ?

"Keys ? Are those Lucy's ?"

Gray: Y... Your face ! I thought we haven't saw you for a while. You were looking for this ?!!

Loki: Yeah... Haha... It's tough being a feminist.

"A feminist... Yeah, sure."

Happy: If you asked us we would have helped you !

Loki: A... Anyway how's Lucy ?

Natsu: Iding jesat home !

Mew: Swallow before you speak !

Gray: Probably at her house.

Loki: I see...

Natsu: Let's go play with her !!

Happy: Aye !!

Gray: Yeah... I'm kinda worried too.

Natsu: Loki, it's your first time going to Lucy's place, right ?

Loki: No... I'm not going you know ? I've had a bad experience with stellar spirit mages...

Natsu: Oh well, Lucy's Lucy !

Erza: You guys !! Where do you think you're going ?!! Get back to work !!!

Natsu: RUUUUUUN !!!

Mew: Aren't you going with them ?

"They'll be fine by themselves. You really want me to make Erza angry by following them ?"

Mew: You got a reaaaaaly valid point here. Let's go back to work, shall we ?

"Right. Besides, I'm more worried about Loki than Lucy here, I've never ever saw him so exhausted before. It looks like he stayed 3 years without sleeping..."

Mew: Don't say that...