" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

3rd Person POV:

*Weekly sorcerer. Publishes ever Wednesday. They introduce new magic items and popular conferences. Plus, photos of hot and popular mages. Mirajane has been a model for them a few times. I was once invited by them too, however, Natsu and the others kinda ruined it.*

Cancer: It's perfect, shrimp !

Lucy: Wow... I'm just too cute, today. This time, I will let my existence spread through the entire World !!

Cancer: And then what after you became famous ? Shrimp.

*But while I was at home babbling... I had no idea, of the predicament that was about to happen !*

Mirajane: HMMM ! HMM !!

???1/???2: He he he...

Your POV:

Lucy: It really is noisy in here.

"Well, this is the real face of Fairy Tail, isn't it ?"

Erza: It's not so bad, they can relax once in a while.

Lucy: Hehe. Erza, you've changed as well. Before...

Erza: You better clean that up !! How dare you ?! Get back to work !!

"True. But now you're joining the party with everyone else."

Lucy: Plus that armor...

Erza: Hmm... Wearing it feels more comfortable after all. It is the last design by Heart Kreuz.

???: OH ! ERZA THE TITANIA !! OH MY GOD ! THE REAL ONE !! COOL COOL COOOOOL !! THE REAL ERZA IS COOL !!!

*Weekly sorcerer reporter, Jason.*

"He's the guy from the sorcerer ? He looks a bit overexcited..."

Erza: So you've come. I'm sorry about the state of the guild.

Jason: No problem. I was expecting this kind of natural attitude !!

Lucy: My name is Lucy. I'm Erza's friend.

Jason: Miss Erza, if it's alright, can I ask you a few questions ?

Erza: Go ahead.

"Ignored. Well, in front of Erza, it was bound to happen, don't you think ?"

Jason: How many armor do you have currently ?

Erza: more than a hundred.

Jason: COOL ! Which one do you like the most ?

Erza: the bunny suit.

Jason: The bunny- What ?!

"What ?"

Erza: Those ears are just so cute.

Jason: COOOOOOOOOOOL !!! And your favorite food ?

Erza: I can't resist a strawberry cake, or a souffle.

Lucy: I guess I'll never be popular...

Happy: Pff.

Lucy: WHAT RIGHT DO YOU HAVE TO LAUGH AT ME ?

Jason: OH, Happy ! Why are you blue ?

Happy: because I'm a cat.

Lucy: He'd rather ask Happy questions !!

Jason: Huh ? IT'S GRAY ! THE REAL GRAY IS OVER THERE !!

Gray: Who are you ?

Juvia: Remember what master said yesterday ? It's the reporter from the magazine.

Jason: It can't be that you're Juvia ?! Cool !! But Gray, why do you always undress ?

Gray: I don't ! Don't call me a pervert !

"He said, already missing his pants."

Lucy: I feel so hot, maybe I should undress too...

Natsu: WHICH GUY... WHICH GUY IS THE REPORTER ?!!

Lucy: KYAAAAH !!

Jason: NATSU !! NATSU DRAGNEEL !! THE DRAGONSLAYER THAT I WANTED TO SEE THE MOST ! SO COOL !!

"He's way too excited about all of this..."

Natsu: ARE YOU THE ONE WHO'S ALWAYS DESTROYING MY REPUTATION ?!

Jason: YES !!!

Natsu: YOU'RE ONE WRITING THAT I ALWAYS DESTROYS STUFF ?!!

Jason: COOL COOL COOOL !!

"Well, it's not wrong, after all..."

Lucy: Yeah...

Jason: But really... The real person... !! YOU HAVE STYLE !! Can we shake hands ?!!

Natsu: GET AWAY FROM ME !!!

Jason: But really !! You're too cool !! A real hero !!! This is the first time I've experienced such a cool handshake... I'm writing this down !

Lucy: He's really dedicated to work... Eh... Mr.Reporter ? Don't you have anything to ask me... ?

Jason: ELFMAN !!! COOL !!!

Lucy: Ah...

Jason: What is a man to you ?

Elfman: A man !

Lucy: How can such a lame conversation turn out to be more important than my existence ?!!

Jason: Cana !! I must take a picture of you this time !

Cana: Good ! Sit down and drink with us !

Mew: ... I think I'll be going now...

Cana: Come on, we barely started !

Jason: The Shadowgear, is it true you have a triangle relationship ?!

Levy: ?

Jet/Droy: NO COMMENTS !!!

Jason: Guild master !! What is your ambition for this new guild ?!

Makarov: Um... To let love and justice fill in people's hearts.

"That's a lie, he's just hoping that we don't destroy the place while you're here."

Jason: G... Giratina ?! The real one !! I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS !! is it true that you're a dragon ?! Can you fly ?! What are those crystals for ?! What kind of magic do you use ?! PLEASE-

Erza: Hey ! Leave my boyfriend alone !!

The guild: *Ultimate silence*

"It's okay, sweetheart, he's not bothering me."

Magnolia: 

https://youtu.be/ZD47Mhzm-CU

Lucy: B- Boyfriend... ?

Gray: S- Sweetheart... ?

Mew: The hell ?!

"Uh ? Oh right, I think we forgot to tell you. So, um... We're dating now."

The entire guild: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH ?!!!

Jason: So... So... SOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL !! THIS WILL BE THE BEST ARTICLE EVER !!! GIVE EVERY LITTLE DETAILS !!!

"Erza, this is why I wanted to wait until after to announce this. Now that poor guy will die from overhype."

Lucy: No one cares about me ! Only one thing left to do !! It's a little embarrassing but it's the only thing left !!

Lucy: Everyone, look over here~ ! I'm going to sing a song !

Erza: L- Lucy ?!

"Bunny girl... ?"

Jason: And when is the marriage planned ?

"Listen, why don't you focus more on what's happening over there ? Things will get interesting soon."

Gray: Mirajane ? She's going to sing ?

Max: GAJEEL ?!!!

Nab: WHAT ?!!!

*A few hours ago.*

Juvia: Gajeel, I think you should get closer to the others.

Gajeel: Hmm...

"Leave it to us, I have an idea."

Mew: "Us" ?

Gajeel: There weren't many guilds that were willing to take me in... I was a stray wolf but now that I'm accepted by you guys then I should get closer to you. Even though we were enemies before now we're friends.

Gray: Even though his music is kinda off, his lyrics are actually good.

Juvia: Do your best, Gajeel !

Gajeel: This is a song I wrote called "best friend". Listen u-

*Bonk*

Gajeel: Ow !

"Gajeel, stick to the plan. We weren't ready just yet."

Gray: Mew, Mirajane and Y/n... ? What on Earth is happening ?

Mew: The drums are ready.

"Good. Mirajane, I'm REALLY sorry for what happened..."

Mirajane: It's fine, it was for Gajeel's sake. The violin is ready too.

"Perfect. Gajeel ?"

Gajeel: Let's go !

https://youtu.be/ITvxVuH931o

(A/n: Why did I chose that one ? The choirs.)

Jason: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL !!! IT'S GONNA BE THE HIT SONG OF THE YEAR !!!

Max: Are you okay... ?

Jason: FAIRY TAIL IS THE BEST !!!

*This is what I meant by "predicament". After a few days, the magazine was published. But just as I though, Fairy Tail's reputation isn't really going up. Sigh*

"Soo... The fantasia is coming up, huh ?"

Happy: Aye ! It's the festival !

Natsu: FOOD !! I'm gonna eat until I explode !

Gray: ... Just let him be.

Juvia: It's really crowded.

Lucy: This town actually has that many people ?

Gray: Because of Fantasia, people gather from other towns as well.

Lucy: Talking about festivals... Miss Fairy Tail is going to start !! My rent !!!

Juvia: ... Juvia won't lose to Lucy.

Gray: Are they all gonna participate ?

"Well, I already know who I'm gonna cheer for."

Max: People of Magnolia, and people from nearby towns ! And those who especially came from the underworld, don't forget to go back to your graves when it's over ! Okay ?!

Max: And for what you have been waiting for ! The Fairy Tail beauties will perform on this stage !! LET THE CONTEST BEGIN !! The announcer will be me, the sand magician, Max Alors !

"I guess he's more fit for that kind of things than magic..."

Max: May I introduce you to our first contestant !! Cana Alberona !!

Max: Her cards are enveloping her body... AND SHE CHANGED INTO A SWIMSUIT !!!

Cana: I don't care about the reward. I'd rather have someone pay me some drinks.

Lucy: A swimsuit ?! That's cheating !

Erza: So... You can also do it this way...

Lucy: What ?! Erza ! You're going to participate too ?! My poor money...

Erza: Hehe... Once I decide to win, I can't help but be pumped up !

Lucy: Really ? Are you sure you're not doing it for someone~ ?

Erza: Umm...

Makarov: Heh.

Warren: Why do you have a nosebleed ?!

Max: Second contestant, the new S-Class member !! The lovely miss Juvia !!

Crowd: She transformed into water ! Amazing !!

Max: Wow !! Her performance goes well with her swimsuit !!

Juvia: Mr.Gray, are you watching Juvia ?

Lucy: Another sexual attraction !!

Max: And now is the third contestant !! Her beauty can make all the men on earth drunk, Mirajane !!

Crowd: She's cute ! The favorite ! The real person !! She's cuter than in the magazine !!

Mirajane: I am quite skilled in transformation magic ! So, I'll perform... Face-transformation, Happy !!

Crowd: WHHHAAAAAATTTT !!!

Mirajane: Just the face ! Gajeel !!

Gajeel: PFFFT !!!

Lucy: He he he... The champ just destroyed herself...

Happy: Ha ha ha ha ha !!

Wakaba: You're the only one finding this funny...

Elfman: Sis...

Max: Now for our fourth contestant !!! The strongest woman in Fairy Tail, Erza Scarlet !!

Crowd: There she is !! Erza !! She is so cool !! That's Fairy Tail strongest woman !!

Lucy: How cool...

Erza: I'll let you witness... the armor that I reserved for this occasion... !

Lucy: ERZA !!! A Gothic lolita ?!

Erza: Hehe... I won.

Gray: You alright, Y/n ? You fell from your seat...

"I'm in love. I'm definitely in love..."

Mew: I swear, if you start behaving like Issei, I'm killing you.

"I am offended that you think I would allow myself to go that low. Does anyone have a tissue... ? There's blood everywhere..."

Max: Fifth contestant, the cute and knowledgeable fairy, Levy McGarden !!

Jet/Droy: GO LEVY GO !!

Max: Sixth contestant, the sexy cowgirl from the West, Bisca Connell !

Alzack: Super cute !

Lucy: Now it's my turn !

Max: Seventh contestant, the super rookie.. Give it up for, Lucy H-

Lucy: NO ! DON'T SAY MY LAST NAME !!

Crowd: Why ? She's cute !

Lucy: Hehe... Well, I'll perform with my stellar spirits.

???: Number eight...

Lucy: Wait, I haven't even started yet...

???: If you talk about fairies, then it's me. If you talk about beauty, then it's me. That's right, it's all ME ! The champion will definitely be me, Evergreen ! It's boring, so we'll end the beauty contest here !

Lucy: WHAT ?!! Quit playing around ! This contest concern my living !

Gray: Lucy ! Don't look into her eyes !!

Evergreen: What did you say, little girl ?

Crowd: What is that ?! Stone ! Is this a performance ?!

Max: This is terrible ! Everybody, run !!

Makarov: What are you doing, Evergreen ?! Are you trying to ruin the festival ?!

Evergreen: Doesn't a festival have a main show ?

Max: What ?! She turned those in the waiting room into stone ?!

Elfman: Sis !

Happy: She got Erza too !!

"... ... ... ... Then she's gonna die."

Makarov: You fool !! Turn them back to normal !

Laxus: Hey, fairy Tail idiots... The real festival begins now !

Makarov: Laxus !

Gray: Freed and Bickslow !!

Laxus: Why don't we play a game, old geezer ?

Makarov: Don't do something stupid, we have to get ready for the Fantasia.

Laxus: Fantasia is late at night. If we hurry, people might get to see it.

Makarov: Stop !!

Laxus: I'll take these girls as hostages. I'll destroy them one by one if you break the rules... Like I said, this is the main show.

Makarov: there are things that can't be taken as a joke, Laxus !

Laxus: It's just a game, to find out who is the strongest here, I Fairy Tail. The rules are simple, the last survivor wins ! The Battle of Fairy Tail starts now !!

Natsu: Isn't this great ?! This is way too easy to understand ! I'm all fired up !