" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

"Natsu, wait up, dammit !"

Natsu: I can see it !! It's the woods !!

Lucy: Wait... !! You guys... Are too fast...

Hibiki: Princess, may I carry you ?

Eve: I'll hold your hand.

Ren: Stay close to me.

Lucy: ANNOYING !!!

Carla: You're too slow, Wendy !!

Wendy: But...

Happy: I'll do my best too !

"On times like this, I'm really happy to have the ability to fly... ... Wait..."

Mew: Hey, don't stop all of a sudden- Wait what is that ?

Erza: Ohh ! The anti-demon magic bomber Christina !!

"... Eh ? I swear I have nothing to do with that."

Wendy: Oh my god... !

Hibiki: Christina has... Fallen !!!

Lyon: What's going on ?!

Gray: Someone's coming...

Wendy: Hyee !

"Well... At the very least, they spared us the trouble of actually looking for them. Hello there..."

Mew: Oracion Seis...

Brain: Some maggots have gathered.

Angel: Your way of thinking is just too predictable.

Gemini: We've already beaten Jura and Ichiya. How's that ?

Lyon: What ?!!

Ren: No way !!

Mew: So that's why they weren't following us. That was bugging me.

Cobra: Are you trembling ? I heard it.

Racer: We prefer to finish our job as quick as possible, but you guys are on the way.

Hoteye: Money makes a person stronger, right ? Let me tell you something good, in this World money is everythi-

Cobra: Just shut up, Hoteye.

Lucy: I think one of them is sleeping...

Erza: I never expected them to make the first move.

Natsu: YOU SAVED US SOME TIME !!

"3... 2-"

Brain: Do it.

Racer: Motor.

Natsu/Gray: GHAA/UHAA !!

Mew: Went down even faster than we expected...

"Yep. He's fast, so, you know what to do ?"

Mew: Trick Room.

"You're god damn right."

racer: You can't possibly hope to beat my spe- Where's he just go ?!

"Koko de."

Racer: Nani ?!! When did you-

"Trick room is indeed an aptly named technique. It tricks everyone by making the fastest the slowest and vice-versa. To me, you looks like you're not even moving anymore."

Racer: What ?!

"Fine, simpleton-ian it is. Eat shit and die, asshole- !"

Erza: Haa !

Cobra: My snake's poison won't kill you straight away. You'll suffocate in pain.

Erza: Aah... Aa...

Mew: ... ... ... Everyone... ?

Natsu: Y- Yeah... ?

"... ... ... *Twitch*... ..."

Mew: ... ...Run. Run for your lives...

Cobra: What are they mumbling about... ?

"All of you motherfuckers... WILL DIE BY MY HAND !!! I'LL MAKE SURE THERE ISN'T A SINGLE BIT OF YOU LEFT ONCE I'M DONE WITH YOU LOT !!!!"

Cobra: WHAT ?!!

Natsu: RUUUUUUUUN !!

Mew: CAN SOMEONE KNOCK HIM OUT ?

Gray: JUST APPROACHING HIM RIGHT NOW IS SUICIDAL ENOUGH ALREADY !!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH !!!"

Brain: I hate noisy trash like this. Vanish-"

"You FirSt bIG gUy-"

*BUNK*

"Ugh.. Uuuh... Fuuuuuuuuu..."

Racer: As I though, the trick vanished.

Mew: I'm both grateful and worried that he's out cold now...

Lucy: Let's get both of them out of here and retreat for now.

Brain: Dark Rondo... ... !!!

Cobra: What happened Brain ! Why'd you stop the spell ?!

Brain: ... Wendy.

Wendy: E- Eh... ?

Racer: What's wrong brain ? An acquaintance ?

Brain: It's definitely her... The sky sorceress...

Lucy: Sky sorceress... ?

Wendy: What is happening... ?

Brain: Looks like we found someone valuable. You're coming with us.

Wendy: KYAA !

Natsu: What the fuck is he doing...

Hoteye: When it comes to money... there is no difference between up and down.

Wendy: CARLA !!

Carla: WENDY !!

Natsu: HAPPY !!

Brain: I no longer have business with you scum... leave my sight !

Hibiki: TAKE COVER !!

Mew: Dammit Y/n WAKE UP AND DO SOMETHING !!

"Grmblhmlbnmlgnlm... Mgn."

Mew: DAMN IT !!

???: IRON ROCK WALL !!

Sherry: Master Jura !!

Gray: OHH !! Just now ?

Eve: Amazing... Thanks for saving us.

Natsu: Where are they ?! THEY'RE GONE ?!! DAMMIT !! THEY RAN AWAY !!

Carla: Wendy...

Ren: We got owned. They were just too strong.

Lyon: Thank god you're safe, Jura.

Jura: You're wrong. I was in critical condition...

Lyon: That wound...

Jura: For now Ichiya's pain relieving perfume is suppressing it temporally.

Ichiya: So Oracion Seis ran away in fear at the sight of our arrival~.

Gray: Aren't you the one all beat up ?!!

Ichiya: Come everyone, bathe in my pain-relieving perfume~.

Sherry: What a magnificent fragrance...

Lucy: The... Pain is... Fading...

Trimens: Nothing less from our teacher !!

Mew: And they changed the way they speak again.

Natsu: they kidnapped... Both Wendy and Happy... WHERE ARE THEY- Ugha !!

Gray: Wings ?!

Eve: The cat is flying...

Carla: This magic is called "Aera", well, I don't blame you for being surprised.

Mew: You're just the same as Happy.

Carla: What did you say ?!

Mew: You heard me perfectly right. But more importantly, as worried we may be for Wendy is Happy, charging blindly into the enemy is by far the dumbest idea we could have.

Jura: They were much stronger than we anticipated...

mew: And yet another thing...

Lucy: Please hold on Erza !!!

Erza: Uh... Uha...

Ichiya: It can't be~... How can my pain relieving perfume not be working~ !!

"Gmblmmmmmm..."

Carla: Considering the blind rage he went into when she got wounded, I'd appreciate if he could stay out cold for a little while longer.

Mew: True. Although I don't want to be in the immediate vicinity once he wakes up with Erza in a critical state.

Erza: Don't worry about me... Sorry, Lucy, but may I borrow your belt ?

Lucy: Eh ? What- wha- what are you doing...

Erza: I'm still going to fight.

Erza: Slice it off.

Gray: Wha- DON'T BE SUCH A GODDAMN FOOL !

Lyon: Fine. I'll do it. Sorry, but we can't have her dying on us now.

Hibiki: He can't do this !! There has to be another...

Jura: I'm afraid there is not...

Mew: And you'd be wrong. Barrier !

*BONG*

Mew: Sorry everyone, but I have orders.

Lyon: Orders ? From... Where did he go ?!

Mew: He went up ahead. My best guess is that he's trying to bring Wendy back while it's still possible.

Carla: Yes... She could save her...

Eve: Th- That's right ! She did mention that she can use antidote magic !

Carla: Not only that, she can cure fevers, suppress pain, even heal wounds.

Ichiya: E... Erm~... That's supposed to be my role~...

Sherry: But isn't that supposed to be a lost magic ?!

Mew: It must be related to that "sorceress of the sky" thing.

Carla: Wendy... Is the Sky dragonslayer.

Natsu: Dragonslayer ?!

Carla: But the details can wait... Not that I really have any more to say...

Mew: It's clear that we need her right now. And by the look of it, they do too...

Lyon: In that case, there's only one course of action.

Eve: We have to save Wendy.

Mew: For Erza's sake as well...

Lucy: And don't forget Happy !

Natsu: RIGHT !!

All: LET'S GO !!!

3rd Person POV:

Natsu: Sky Dragonslayer... What does she eat ?

Carla: Air.

Natsu: Does it taste good ?

Carla: I have no idea.

Gray: Wouldn't that be the same as breathing ?

Carla: Based on your fighting style, you may get along fine, you know. You and that enraged boy. You're both dragonslayers, aren't you ?

Gray: A little more complicated than that, but that's pretty accurate.

Carla: The dragon that taught Wendy the lost Dragon magic has disappeared 7 years ago.

Mew: Hers too ? Now that makes 3... Too much to be a simple coincidence... Hey, what is this ? These trees... ?

Natsu: They're pitch black ?! What happened here ?!

Gray: I've got a very bad feeling about this...

Natsu: And look ! Those ones, they're red !

Mew: Natsu, step back... This is not just some paint...

Natsu: So what-

Gray: Blood. they're literally covered in blood. Whoever did that must be quite messed up in the head...

???: Such a shame. And here I thought you guys could understand art...