Dipper's point of view

So I was at the cave wher e. Bill cipher chose to stay in his spare time with his girlfriend Mary Sue OC who was waaaaaaayyyyyyyy too young for him but whateves.
I walked into the cave and shot Mary Sue OC and sheDIE.
"No bill screamed and he used his Magical illuminati powers and shot me to the ground and I die. But then I come back to life for like the third time today and I shoot bills bowling trophy with my magic and it dies.
"Not the bowling trophy, NOT THE BOWLING TROPHY!!!!" Bill grabbed an harpoon from the ground with his little tiny noodle arms (although I'm one to talk) and he pierced me throughthe heart WITH IT And I DIES.
"YEA HES DEAD!" Bill said and did the snoopy happy dance to the Peanuts theme song. But I was still alive and I grabbed my flashlight and did the signal for Gerald Man and PikaSheen.
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So Gerald Man (aka Gerald) is this fabulous sea lion below⬇️⬇️

And PikaSheen (aka Pusheen the cat) is the beautiful creature below⬇️⬇️