Chapter 55: SCP-650 "Startling Statue"

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Here we see the guards taking Chris to a cell and throwing him into a room where he sees two other D-Class.

Chris: "What's going on?"

D-Class: *looking at a certain direction*"We have to look at this statue."

Chris then sees a black statue in a thinker pose.

Chris: *while looking at the statue*"And we should look at it, why?"

D-Class: "Protocol says 3 people have to watch it to keep it immobile. If you look away from it, it will disappear and reappear somewhere else."

Chris: "Oh really huh?"

Chris then takes out a small rock and sees the lights and then tosses it at the light to make the lights go out. Meanwhile, we see Leshawna getting something to eat from the vending machine and she feels a cold feeling in the room.

Leshawna: "Why is it cold here all of a sudden?"

Leshawna then turns around and sees SCP-650 in a gunshow pose.

Leshawna: "Whoa!?! Where did you come from!?!"

When Leshawna blinked and SCP-650 was gone.

Leshawna: "What just happened?"

We then see a guard step into the break room.

Guard: "SCP-650 broke containment ma'am."

Leshawna: "Is that what that thing was?"

Guard: "Yes ma'am, we have to maintain visual contact in order to have it remain stationary."

Leshawna: "It doesn't move when you look at it."

Guard: "It's a Euclid Class SCP, but it's a benign entity."

Meanwhile, we see Lindsay in the girl's bathroom putting on makeup and she suddenly gets a cold.

Lindsay: "Brrr, who turned up the AC?"

Lindsay turns around and sees SCP-650 in a David pose.

Lindsay: "AH! Don't hurt me!"*gets no response*"Giving someone the silent treatment is rude and you know it. Or you must be a mute."

We then see the lights flicker as SCP-650 then disappear from view.

Lindsay: "Wow, he's quick. Wait, was it a boy or a girl?"

We later see Beth petting SCP-999 as she then looks up to see SCP-650.

Beth: "Oh hello, are you an SCP?"*gets no response*" Hello? Maybe you're just shy? But anyways, wanna talk for a while?"

Later, we see guards searching for SCP-650 all over site as we see one guard who saw SCP-650.

Guard: "I found the SCP."

When the guard opened the door, he could hear the conversation between Beth and 650.

Beth: "And that's why I don't do contact lenses."

Guard: " Uh, Ms.Beth, you do realize SCP-650 doesn't talk."

Beth: "Oh good, I told him a lot of secrets that I want to get off of my chest. He's such a good listener. Also I'm great at staring contests. But how did 650 get out?"

Guard: "D-1983 threw a rock at the lights and allowed the SCP to breach containment."

Beth: " Oh, well he's not harming anyone."

Guard: "We know ma'am, the SCP is relatively safe despite the Euclid classification."

We then see Lindsay come into the room.

Lindsay: "Um the statue was in the girl's bathroom with me and I want to know if it's a boy or a girl."

Beth: " I am not sure."

Guard: "Ma'am, it has a consistent record of making masculine poses. I would say it's a male."

Lindsay: " So it's a guy?"

Guard: "I think so."

We then see Lindsay hit 650 in the face with her purse and knock it down onto the floor.

Lindsay: "Peeping tom!"

Later, after containment, we see you talking to Chris in his cell.

(Y/N): "Why would you break 650 out of containment D-1983?"

Chris: "Hey I have a name, it's Chris McLean."

(Y/N): "That was then, this is now."

Chris: "Whatever, I broke that thing out as payback for getting my show canned."

(Y/N): " Your ''show'' put people in danger and you broke many laws, including getting a contestant/intern infected with toxic waste."

Chris: "Hey, gonna the ratings up, am I right?"

(Y/N): "Somebody put him on clean up duty in SCP-173's cell."

Chris: "What's that?"

(Y/N): "It's like 650 but when you blink it'll snap your neck."

We then see the guards grabbing Chris by the shoulders and they take him to SCP-173's containment cell.

Chris: *offscreen*"Hey, this is unethical! Get your hands off of me! No, no, NOOOOO!!!!"

Later, we see you and Anne Maria at a restaurant that she hasn't been to.

Anne Maria: "Nice place."

(Y/N): "It's the Ambrose Restaurant, one of the Groups of Interests of the Foundation. They use human meat and anomalous powers to make their food."

Anne Maria: "Wait, human meat!?"*looks into the menu*" Uh-huh no, I am not going to be a cannibal!"

(Y/N): "Keep it down, if you say something negative about the restaurant they will call you a traitor to the empire and they will turn you into one of their dishes."

Anne Maria: *whispers* " I am not gonna eat a person!"

(Y/N): "You don't have to. We have MTF Lambda-4 "One Star Reviewers" here."

Then all the customers then reveal themselves to be MTF Lambda-4 and point their weapons at the employees.

MTF Soldier: "SCP! You just got one star on Yelp you bastards!"

We then see the employees and the MTF soldiers fighting each other as you and Anne Maria leave the restaurant.

Anne Maria: " Geez talk about restaurant wars."

(Y/N): "I've given them the order to get their cookbooks."

Anne Maria: "Well I need food in my mouth right now. I'm starving."

Later in Metropolis, we see you and Anne Maria at Sweet Justice.

Anne Maria: *eats chocolate cake*"Mmm, this is so good. Better than Ambrose."

(Y/N): "We have some of their recipes in containment."

Anne Maria: "Why?"

(Y/N): "It's our job to study and understand anomalies of all kinds."

Anne Maria: "Can't argue with that, do you have an SCP that has the power to be prettier than any other girl?"

(Y/N): "Of course, SCP-056."

Anne Maria: "Okay I was joking on that. But what does that one do? And is it good or bad?"

(Y/N): "Well 056 is a shapeshifter that embodies the phrase anything you can do I can do better. Let's say you for example made contact with SCP-056. 056 will change its appearance to be prettier than you, like a better tan, a much more maintained hairstyle, and an outfit that can attract many more men than you."

Anne Maria: " Dang, what about for a guy?"

(Y/N): "Much greater physical physique, able to lift 80 tons without much issue, and has a higher amount of IQ points. You'll understand once you actually meet the entity in person."

Anne Maria: " Wonder what would happen if she met Leshawna?"

(Y/N): "In theory, she would have Triple Z breasts and a rear end to match. But for the sake of sanity we will not test that theory."

Anne Maria: "Triple Z? That's impossible, no girl has melons that big."

(Y/N): "Have you read the Guinness book of world records?"*pulls out the book*"It's a good thing I brought a copy with me."

You then turn the pages to the section where the record is. Anne Maria then sees a woman with a size ZZZ cup breasts.

Anne Maria: "Dang she's huge! How is her back not breaking?!"

(Y/N): "Strong skeletal structure."

Anne Maria: "Well thanks for the picture (Y/N)."

(Y/N): " You're welcome."

Anne Maria: "Hey I know you are the kind of guy that goes for women on the inside and not the outside. But even you have to admit, am I smoking hot or what?"

(Y/N): "Well I guess you're pretty both inside and out."

Anne Maria: "Aw shucks, you are a charmer."

(Y/N): "Well I don't need an anomalous book of pick up lines made by the Fifth Church to get a date."

Anne Maria: "Fifth Church?"

(Y/N): "They worship anything that is prime numbers."

Anne Maria: " Oh, wait, when was the last time you went on a date?"

(Y/N): "Well I was at the beach with the girls and they sometimes buried me in the sand while I was taking a nap. Or maybe I was recalling memories from an alternate timeline, I may have been a priest of the Church of the Broken God. And if I remember right, a man is one piece of a much larger machine. If a man and many women fall in love with each other then the machine grows bigger and stronger."

Anne Maria: "Wow, didn't know you were a machine."

(Y/N): "I converted my mind into a form of AI in a synthetic humanoid form to prove my loyalty to Mekhane."

Anne Maria: " Translation?"

(Y/N): " I'm a robot in another universe."

Anne Maria: "Okay then."

We later see you and Anne Maria at the beach as we see you taking a nap while Anne Maria is getting a tan, as in an actual tan.

Anne Maria: "Ahhh, this is nice."*sees you taking a nap*"Wow, you really take a nap."*sees a bird land on your stomach*"Aww that's precious."

The bird then flew to your head and pecked on your head and you woke up.

(Y/N): "AH! DID YALDABAOTH BROKE LOOSE!!?!!?!?!"*looks around*"A bird again?"

Anne Maria: *giggles*"Yeah, you made a little friend."

(Y/N): " Was it with birds and landing on me?"

Anne Maria: "I don't know."

We then see a small parakeet land in Anne Maria's hair as she didn't notice it.

(Y/N): "Um Anne Maria, you have a parakeet in your hair."

Anne Maria: " What are you talking about?"

Parakeet: *squaks*

Anne Maria: "There's a bird in my poof!? Get out of my hair!"

The parakeet then flies away as you then calm Anne Maria down.

(Y/N): "The bird is gone."

Anne Maria: "That's a relief."

(Y/N): " So what do you want to do now?"

Anne Maria: " Hm, maybe we'll go to a spa?"

(Y/N): " Sounds good to me."

We later see you and Anne Maria at the spa and we see both of you in a mineral bath.

Anne Maria: "Mineral baths are the best. I'm gonna be like a new girl when I come out of this."

(Y/N): " The bath itself can rejuvenate the body given enough time."

After the mineral bath, we see you and Anne Maria getting massages.

(Y/N): "After that bath, I feel a century younger."

Anne Maria: "How old are you?"

(Y/N): "Well I could be the 3rd child of Adam, or perhaps I was the first to witness the Big Bang, or perhaps I was a fallen eldritch god reduced to a human form, or maybe I was a scab from Yaldabaoth's body."

Anne Maria: "Forget that I asked."

We later see you and Anne Maria in a hot sauna.

Anne Maria: "Ahhh, this is nice."

(Y/N): "Water is the lifeblood of the world, so it has its own anomalies. A man's head turned into a sea creature, a cyclical battle between giant beasts, or even a large creature with an unconventional means of catching prey. A lot can happen in the water."

Anne Maria: "Can you stop talking? You're gonna give me nightmares about describing what's in the ocean."

(Y/N): "My apologies."

Later after the spa, we see you and Anne Maria at the park.

Anne Maria: " Ah better, now you can't talk about things that can't give me nightmares."

(Y/N): "There are some good anomalies out there in the world. Some are immortal beings that did something in the past they regret now, some are harmless humanoids created by a toymaker, and some are creatures that want to help the Foundation."

Anne Maria: " Well that's kind of good, at least you didn't give me nightmares."

(Y/N): "One such example is a biblical figure from the Bible and one of the children of Adam and Eve is Cain. He killed his brother out of envy since God chose Able instead of him. Cain was cursed with immortality for centuries to come. After all, it's fate that brought him to the Foundation."

Anne Maria: "Wait so everything in the Bible was real!?"

(Y/N): "Indeed, we just make you think it's all a story."

Anne Maria: "Garden of Eden, Noah's Ark, Adam and Eve, the whole shabang is real and it happened?"

(Y/N): " Yep."

Anne Maria: "Then that means God is real?"

(Y/N): "Of course, he's listening to our conversation right now."

Anne Maria: "Good ears. Hey (Y/N), back on the show I went for a guy who's all muscle and no brains. Maybe I should go for a guy with brains."*kisses your cheek*"Like you."

(Y/N): "Really?"

Anne Maria: " Yeah, you're a great looking guy with a nice set of brains. At least you have more IQ points than Vito."

(Y/N): "As the old saying goes, knowledge is power."

Anne Maria: "So do you think I should join your group?"

(Y/N): " Well that is your choice."

Anne Maria: " Hm, let me think."

We then see Anne Maria then kiss you on the lips.

Anne Maria: *pulls back*"I made a good choice."*gets an update on her phone*" Huh, new update, let's see."*reads the post on social media*"The NBA opening game for the season made a foul this season and it's not accurate to the one I saw on television. This video tape is just an inaccurate recording of the real thing."*to you*"He's got a point, I've seen that game and it didn't happen."

(Y/N): "Seems like another anomaly to catch."

Anne Maria: "I like your work."

Next: Chapter 56: SCP-1733 "Season Opener"

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