Here we see you along with Stella, Carmen, and Gabriella heading to Site-92 and you see battered ruins of the site with the building destroyed from the numerous bananas in the site by the time you arrived.

Stella: "Oh my goodness, what happened here?"

(Y/N): "SCP-3521, they've done an experiment with it indoors, when they should have done it outdoors."

Carmen: "What does it do?"

(Y/N): "It's yellow pharmaceutical pills that when you ingest it, numerous unpeeled bananas will burst out of you. The estimated amount was 50 million bananas."

Gabriella: "Oh my, who even made those pills?"

(Y/N): "A para-pharmaceutical named Dado, from what we gathered from the footage from Site-92, the D-Class from the experiment, experienced stomach pains for 30 minutes before bursting. SCP-3521 was intended to be filled with ionized radioactive potassium to poison anyone who ingested it, but instead you will die from a banana explosion in your belly."

Stella: "Oh dear."

(Y/N): "We recovered the phone of the person who bought the pills and we checked the finger prints on the phone and it matches a former employee of WOOHP named Tim Scam."

Stella: " Tim Scam? I've never heard of that guy."

(Y/N): "He used to work for WOOHP to make weapons and tools until he decided to use them for different purposes, your children ran into him when he took over and he nearly killed them in the process. Fortunately We have him under our custody and have him placed in the Mobile Task Force codenamed Sixteen Tons."

Carmen: " Why is it called Sixteen Tons?"

(Y/N): "They are captured personnel from other groups of interest sent on missions by force by us. We place an explosive device around their necks that will go off if it's removed by force or when we activate the explosive ourselves. We use them for the set of skills they have that is proven useful to us."

Gabriella: " I see and where are our daughters now?"

(Y/N): "Currently at Mali-U at this time, I don't want to interrupt their education."

Stella: " Oh thank goodness, Clover wouldn't last a day around your employees. She told me your organization is filled with nerds and muscle bound men."

(Y/N): "1 intellectuals, sometimes we study anomalies for science and we need those men to Secure, Contain, and Protect anomalies from humanity."

Stella: "Thank you for the briefing on the strange yellow banana pills, can we head somewhere else please."

(Y/N): "It is lunch hour after all."

Later, we see you and the girls at a cafe in a nearby town.

Stella: "(Y/N), can I ask you something?"

(Y/N): "Asking questions is what we do. You may ask."

Stella: "It's about Clover, are you her boyfriend?"

(Y/N): "Um what do you mean?"

Stella: " Well ever since highschool she always dates all sorts of men, but never actually sticks to just one. So far she had bad luck with men, both in highschool and in college. And when she told me about Blaine I was happy but he moved to Australia."

(Y/N): "I'm sorry to hear that."

Gabriella: "Now that you mention it, Sam needs someone who has a mind as bright as hers, but she had some bad luck as well. Either because the men she found attractive are evil or just mean or just use her."

Carmen: " Same with my Alex, she needs someone in her life. One time she dated a guy and he broke up with her because she was stronger than him."

(Y/N): " Well that's just dumb, we're all equals here no matter how strong we are. I once played chess with death itself and won."

Stella: "Oh goodness, is that true?"

(Y/N): "I lived to tell the tale."

Carmen: " Wow, so will you help them?"

(Y/N): "Sure, I can help them."

Stella: "Thank you."

Later, at Mali-U, we see you reading a newspaper at the Mali-U cafe and Sam, Clover, and Alex see you at a table.

Alex: *sees you* " No way."

Clover: " What is it Alex?"

Alex: "That guy from the you know what place."*whispers to Clover*"SCP."

Clover: " Oh yeah."

Sam: " What's he doing here?"

Clover: "Maybe he wants some coffee?"

The girls then see Mandy walk up to your table and they groan in anger.

Mandy: "May I take your order?"

(Y/N): "One Decaf Caramel Frothe Grande please."

Mandy: "You know it's rude to have paper in front of your face when you're talking to someone."

(Y/N): "Apologies."

When you place the newspaper down, Mandy sees that you're wearing a zombie mask and she screams in fear and runs off. You then peel off the mask and place it on the table and you get back to reading the newspaper.

Clover: *laughs* " Good one."

(Y/N): " Thanks."

Sam: "What are you doing here?"

(Y/N): "A nice cup of coffee from this establishment."

Alex: " It's a cafe."

(Y/N): "And the menu said you have a Decaf Caramel Frothe Grande."

Alex: "That's really hard to make."

(Y/N): "Beverages aside, I came here cause your mothers told me you had trouble with dating men lately. They told me everything about your past relationships."

Clover: "Did mom tell you about Blaine?"

(Y/N): "Yes and I'm sorry about what happened."

Clover: " It's okay, I'm over Blaine because apparently he dated Mandy."

(Y/N): " Yikes."

Clover: "I know, and worst of all he said I was high maintenance, I am not high maintenance."

Sam: "Well now that you mention it. Wherever you go shopping and you need a shopping buddy, you tend to give your shopping buddy too much to carry."

Clover: " Well only when there's a sale."

Alex: "So let me guess, our moms sent you here to be our boyfriend?"

(Y/N): "Indeed."

Sam: "Well I guess they have good intentions."

Clover: " Yeah, and (Y/N) does seem like a nice guy and kinda cute."

Alex: " We should give (Y/N) a chance."

Sam: " Okay, since he is the nicest guy around. He's smart and caring."

Clover: "So who should go out on a date with him first?"

Alex: "Sam you should go first, you're the smart one."

Sam: "I think a tutoring session would count as a date if he's with you."

Clover: "Why not me?"

Sam: " Because you date a lot more guys than us. Plus we're sparing you from the boredom of museums."

Clover: *sighs* " Fair enough, you're up first Sammy."

We later see you and Sam at an art museum and we see the both of you looking at a painting of Icarus.

Sam: " Isn't it breathtaking to see art."

(Y/N): "This is a nice interpretation of the story of Icarus flying to the sun with wax wings and then making a long fall down from the sky."

Sam: " Uh yeah, it is nice."

(Y/N): "It's a nice thing to look at while at the same time telling a story."

Sam: "Yeah, I guess you're right. You see a lot of art yourself right?"

(Y/N): "Of course, mostly from the group of interest named 'Are We Cool Yet?'. In the foundation we have the idea of a shark in a tank and a sculpture that can snap people's necks when they're not looking at it. Sometimes we have some independent art like a painting that makes you see nothing but eyes looking at you."

Sam: " Uh yeah."

(Y/N): "Sometimes I make art. I can paint a nice portrait of a beautiful sun."

Sam: " You can?"

(Y/N): " Yep, though strangely enough I feel uneasy when I look at it. Like it's a threat to the world."

Sam: " Oh uh, well we can always look at another painting."

We see you and Sam look at the art called the Scream.

Sam: " Huh, I wonder what he's screaming about?"

(Y/N): "Perhaps he's screaming out of fear or maybe the realization of his purpose in life. Or perhaps the painting's message that his infinite scream can pass through nature."

Sam: " Um, uh yeah that's what I thought too, or maybe this was made by a mad man?"

(Y/N): " Maybe, who knows."

We later see you and Sam at a planetarium and it's going over the Big Bang Theory.

Sam: "Wow, this is amazing."

(Y/N): "I know, the start of it all, the moment where the universe is born."

Sam: " Yep, and then humans came along well, not really since they weren't advanced back then."

(Y/N): "I can see some family resemblance between proto-humans and Mandy."

Sam: *giggles*"I think my mom made a good choice of having you as my boyfriend."

(Y/N): "She is, and she is making sure she made the right choice."

You then turn to see Gabriella in disguise as Sam sees her too.

Sam: "I guess she's our secret chaperone. She always wants to make sure I'm safe."

(Y/N): " Yeah and I swear I didn't know she would do this."

Sam: "Well that's my mom for ya, she is my chaperone even when I don't know about it."

(Y/N): " And this is normal to you?"

Sam: "Pretty much, she sometimes overdoes it. She baby proofed the house until I was 12."

(Y/N): " Why? You would have been capable of some stuff by yourself."

Sam: " Yeah, I am but she is going over with the safety. She is my mother after all."

(Y/N): "I understand."

The next day, we see you and Alex at the gym and she is doing push ups while you are sitting on her back reading a book on Philosophy.

Alex: *while doing pushups*" So where do you want to go after our workout?"

(Y/N): *while reading*"Perhaps the pier?"

Alex: *while doing pushups*" Ooh Sounds good to me."

Later, at the pier, we see you and Alex at a carnival game where you do a ring toss. You tossed enough rings to win Alex a larger than life toy turtle.

Alex: *sees the giant stuffed turtle* " Wow, I'll call you Ollie junior."

(Y/N): " Ollie junior?"

Alex: "My toy turtle that I cuddle with. I have had him since I was a kid and I still have him to this day. Um that's not weird is it?."

(Y/N): " Of course not, I think that anyone needs a companion to call their own. It's good for the mind and mental state of the person."

Alex: "You think so?"

(Y/N): "Indeed."

Alex: " Thanks (Y/N)."

Sometime later, we see you and Alex carrying some toys that you won from numerous carnival games.

Alex: "Man, you really outsmarted those guys in those carnival games. Those things were rigged."

(Y/N): "It's not too hard to figure out how the games work and some math too."

Alex: "I know my mom wants me to be happy with a guy that I love, and sometimes she finds guys for me but it never ends so well because I don't like those guys. But now I think mom made the right choice on this one. Plus you made a great weight for my workout."

(Y/N): " Hey you're not saying I'm fat are you?"

Alex: *in a panic tone* " Ah! No no, of course not, I mean you make a great workout partner! I'm sure you're strong too!"

(Y/N): "I have a good workout routine."

Alex: "Wait you work out too?"

(Y/N): " Yep, both physically and mentally. I train my mind with games of chess and I have my own adventures in other worlds as well."

Alex: "Wow."

The next day, we see you and Clover in Paris at a restaurant.

Clover: " Wow, I can't believe we're in Paris."

(Y/N): "I pulled some strings, and please try to take it easy on the wallet while you're here."

We see you and Clover at a mall where we see you carrying lots of bags and boxes full of clothes.

Clover: "Sorry about that, but this is Paris. This place has the most fashionable clothes in the world."

(Y/N): " True, although I think you almost killed my wallet."

Clover: "Sorry."*sees a beautiful gown*"Um..."

(Y/N): "Oh boy."

Later, back at the hotel, we see you looking into your now empty wallet and you are trying to figure out a way to make money.

Clover: " Sorry (Y/N), but that gown looks amazing."

(Y/N): "I know, it's Paris, no woman in the world can't resist the urge to buy any of the clothes it has to offer."

Clover: " Too true, so how are we gonna get home?"

(Y/N): "I think I know a certain Fame Monger who can help us."

Later, we see both you, and Clover in a private jet that is owned by Dakota herself and we see Clover getting an autograph from Dakota.

(Y/N): " Thanks for the ride Dakota."

Dakota: "You're welcome, after I heard of a supernatural game show that you kept secret from the world that killed Chris, I am in our debt like forever. Not only did he turn me into a giant monster, he also made me go bald when I was working with him as his intern."

Clover: "Finally some justice has been served, your hair was gorgeous."

Dakota: "My normal hair grew back and after some time and getting cured after my Dakotazoid phase. I became a world class actress, popstar, and a reality show hostess. Plus I can still go Dakotazoid when I'm having a bad day, why waste a good wrestling career?"

Clover: " You can do that?"

Dakota: "Of course, I have control of it. Why else I got all the clothes made for Dakotazoid? The fashion designers made them for me when I'm Dakotazoid."

Clover: " Huh, so is that why your private jet is a lot bigger than normal?"

Dakota: "Yep, it's a gift from (Y/N) to me. He designed it to have me as both Dakota and Dakotazoid."

Clover: "Aww that's so sweet. Can I see your Dakotazoid outfits?"

Dakota: " Sure."

We see a montage of Dakotazoid in a series of outfits such as a swimsuit, a ballroom gown, a nice red dress, and her wrestling gear.

Clover: " Wow, not bad with the choice of outfits."

Dakota: *as Dakotazoid*" Thanks, these are nice clothes."

Clover: " Totally, plus they completely fit you."

(Y/N): " Well they were made for her as Dakotazoid."

Dakota: *as Dakotazoid*" It's true, they were made for me."

Clover: "They sure are."

Dakota: *changes back*" Ah phew, much better. And don't worry (Y/N), I can get you your money back."

(Y/N): " Thanks, Dakota."

The next day, we see Clover, Alex, and Sam at their penthouse pad.

Sam: " So how did your dates go?"

Clover: "Amazing, (Y/N) and I went to Paris."

Alex: "I got a lot of toys from all of those carnival games."

Sam: "I went to see an art museum and a planetarium."

Alex: "Looks like we all had a great time with him. I think our moms made the right choice."

Clover: "He's actually better than Blaine."

Sam: "Yeah and he's smart."

Alex: "Plus he helped me out on my workouts."

Clover: "I think we found our boyfriend."

Sam: " We sure did."

The next day we see the spies head to Sweet Justice and they see you drinking a milkshake. The girls then sit with you and they turn to you.

Clover: "Hey cutie, after those dates you took us on. We decided our moms made a good choice of having you as our boyfriend."

(Y/N): " Awesome, so you're joining the group?"

Alex: " Group? You mean you have more than one girlfriend?"

(Y/N): "Indeed."

Clover: "Well I guess we are sharing you either way."

We see the spies take turns kissing you on the lips and on your cheeks.

Clover: "Now let's spend our time here, I alway wanted to try their ice cream."

Next: Chapter 66: SCP-1498 "Dial-A-Dream"