Zib: *wearing a mask*

Bot: What's with the mask?

Zib: *way to quickly* No reason!

Bot: ... Nathaniel, I can clearly tell you're lying.

Quadle: [He tried to cut a smile into his face]

Zib: Quadle...

Bot: ... Zib what the hell?!

*****

Stringer: Babe, what's your last name?

Bulk: ... Jimi, literally everyone calls me by my last name, it's Bulk.

Stringer: Can I steal it from you?

Literally everyone else: Ooooooo!

*****

Creator what the actual f***??

Creator: *brings in multiple versions of Surge minus Purge*

The team: ... Creator, what the hell?

Creator: I wanted you guys to meet them, but now in hindsight *motions to the about 20+ Surges* I don't think it was a good idea to bring them ALL in.

*****

Surge: *hanging out with Splitface and Furno*

Splitface and Furno: *glaring at each other*

Surge: Boys...

*****

Surge coming out be like

Surge: I'm as straight as a spaghetti.

Surge: When it's wet.

*****

Quadle: [Zib, are you okay?]

Zib: Well if you don't consider the fact that I'm on the verge of having a mental breakdown am absolutely done with being in the world of the living can't spend a single second without doing anything and have emotional problems, yes, I am fine.

Creator: *on the phone* Hello, I'd like to book a therapy session for a 43 year old man who is emotionally damaged, is a workaholic and literally has no will to be alive.

*****

Shadowzone: *talking sh*t again, for once not about Siren*

Zib: *trying to ignore him*

Shadowzone: Look at your team, they're pathetic!

Zib: *slams his tablet down on a table that the screen cracked* Okay Motherfucker NOW YOU GOT MY ATTENTION!!!

*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i1G06jtfk4

POV: Party in the training room

The song "Party Rock Anthem" was playing. Stringer was doing the shuffle dance in the video.

Creator: *gets an idea* Hey Zib, go and join him!

Zib: What? No! I can't dance!

Creator: That's a bold face lie I know you can, do it!

Stringer: *stops* Yeah, come on Zib!

Zib sighed and went next to Stringer. When it got to "shake that", they continued the dance.

Stormer: Oh sh-t didn't expect him to actually do it.

*****

Thunder: You know how I roll.

Thunder: And I'm not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.

Purge sighed at the memory

*****

Rotor: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Purge: You're a hazard to society...

XPlode: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

Their boss: ... And this is how we spend our free time.

*****

Wolfie: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Bulk: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.

Wolfie: Three of us saw it, Bulk. How do you explain that?

Bulk: *points at Surge* Sleep deprivation. *points at Zib* Paranoia. *points at Siren* Delusional personality disorder.

*****

Purge: Okay Thunder, what's two plus two? And show it with your fingers as well.

Thunder: *thinks for a moment before holding up three fingers* Four.

Purge: ... Close enough.

*****

Zib: What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Shadowzone: ... I don't know but why the f*ck are you asking me-?

Zib: *slaps Shadowzone*

*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iIkutWvghQ

Human AU where they actually grow like normal humans

Surge: Dude, have you noticed that your voice has changed?

Bulk: What? You mean how I sound like a man and you sound like a piglet on helium?

Surge: You take that back! *voice cracks at the end*

Bulk: Haha! Sure, when you ask me like a man.

Surge: *voice starts to sound higher* I am a man!!

Bulk: Really? Cause right now you sound like a mouse whose parachute won't open.

Surge: *inaudible high pitched yelling*

TV: You have won this antique crystal worth a hundred- *screen shatters*

Surge: *says some inaudible sentence*

Bulk: Okay, okay, I take it back, I take it back!

*****

Wolfie: *holding up her phone* Hey Zib, can you give me a creepy face?

Zib looks at her and pulls his mask down, revealing the cut on the right side of his mouth. He then smiled sadistically, like Jeff the Killer, as his pupils dilated.

Wolfie: *snaps a pick and backs up* Okay, that's good now, you can stop smiling like that.

Zib: *laughs and still smiles* Is it that scary?

Wolfie: Yes now stop it!

*****

POV: Baby Nex

Evo: *talking to Furno*

Furno: *notices something on Evo's leg* Uh, Evo, you got a certain someone clinging onto you.

Evo looked down and laughed a bit. Nex was clinging onto Evo's ankle and narrowed his eyes at Furno.

*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-Hg89AobNc

Rocka was asleep and had a harmonica taped to his mouth.

Furno: *was the one who did it; snorts and hits Rocka*

Rocka: *snaps awake and tries to say something, only to unintentionally play the harmonica*

Furno laughs with Rocka's brothers.

Rocka: *inhales and sighs, with the harmonica playing a note*

The three laugh in hysteria.

*****

Daniela: Welcome to dating advice with Daniela Capricorn, Justin what's your question?

Justin: How can you tell if a girl likes you-?

Daniela: She doesn't!

*****

(You can picture them as humans if it makes more sense)

Breez: *wearing Stormer's jacket*

Stormer: Can I have my jacket back?

Breez: Can I have my virginity back?

Stormer: *blushes and shushes her; notices Furno nearby* Don't-

Furno: *walks off* STORMER GOT SOME Y'ALL!!!!

*****

Bulk: Show us something!

Zib: Nah it's embarrassing...

Bulk: Do something!

Zib sighs. He runs towards one of the training room walls, jumps off it and kicks Bulk, sending him flying backwards.

The team: ... Sh-t.

*****

Breez: Say it again.

Wolfie: No way hosey.

Breez: There! Who is Hosey???

Wolfie: Chill, it's just a thing.

A boy around sixteen appeared floating behind Wolfie. He had shoulder long white hair, black eyes, white skin and was wearing a slightly oversized shirt and shorts. He had a few bandages on his body.

Ghosty: Hello there.

Wolfie: General Keno-

Breez: Who the haystacks is he?!

*****

Wolfie: Hey uh, I always get the vibe that you hate me or something.

Zib: Oh me? Hate you?

Zib: You're right.

*****

Daniela had a commercial break. A guy walks over and leans over to her.

Guy: Hey~

Daniela: F*ck off.

Guy: You got it. *runs off*

*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VzIeM6u2Zc

Rocka: *playing the song above on his guitar in the studio* Hey brother what do I do? I fell off my bike now I'm cut and bruised. It stings like hell and it hurts to move. So hey brother what do I do? He said "Bite your tongue now and hold your breath. Close your eyes now and count to ten. 'Cause boys don't cry. And you won't too. Only tough guys make it through." So what do I do now when I feel real bad? I hold it in 'til I get real mad. I start a fight with my closest friends. Broken noses and promises. So brother I wish you spoke the truth! Brother I wish you taught me how to love myself, I wish you knew that boys. Boys feel sad too.

Surge and Bulk walked in and smiled, while watching him sing.

*****

Surge: Who took my food? FURNO!!

Surge: *pauses the video* That was me ten minutes ago. I was mad, but friendship is more important!

Surge: *pauses video again* That was me fifteen second ago, screw it.

Surge: *kicks down Furno's door; Furno, who sat by his desk holding a chocolate bar, jumped at that* FURNO!!

*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb-iGt6uZdU

(Video for reference)

Surge was laying on the couch using a cushion to cover his head. Wolfie and Creator were doing the caramel dance.

Zib: *from upstairs* It is three in the f*cking morning, I can literally hear you from my office and the whole team can't sleep! Go to bed!!

*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBqhOqNWgLM

Surge: *in the kitchen making muffins with Furno* Love me love me, say that you love.

Furno: Fool me fool me, oh how you do me- *drops and egg*

Surge: *keeping the melody* What the freak was that?

*****

POV: Furno feel asleep during breakfast

Zib: *pours a glass if water over him*

Furno: *sits up* Hello?

The team, Wolfie, Raven and Siren laughed at that.

*****

Bulk: *standing by a river with a bag. At night*

Surge: *runs up to him with Rocka* What are you doing?!

Bulk: Getting rid of the drugs, I'm just gonna throw them into the river.

Rocka: That can contaminate the water!

Bulk: ... Well we could throw them into the forest.

Surge: It's a fricking s*x drug! What if a fox eats it and tries to f*ck a squirrel?! It'll kill him!

Rocka: But how do we get rid of drugs?

Bulk: Same way we get rid of a baby.

Surge: Adoption??

Rocka: *at the same time* Abortion?

The brother trio: ....

*****

Breez: Can't help feel it. We could have had it-

The boys join in: AAAAAAAAALL!

*****

Wolfie: Oh I think that I found myself a unicorn-

Creator: How did it get into my house???

*****

Corroder: *in a forest near the villains' lair*

Purge: *falls down through the trees*

Corroder: *flinched at that* ... Hey Purge.

Purge: *on the ground* Hi Corroder.

Both: ...

Purge: That hurt.

*****

Siren: Ugh... I have no friends..

Makuta: AHEM! B*tch what am I?! A roach???

*****

Zib: *looking at Shadowzone* You're a bully. My dad taught that there's only one way to deal with bullies.

Shadowzone: *raises a brow* And what did he tell you?

Zib: *gets closer to him* Beat that boy with a bat. *slaps Shadowzone*

(Am I having Zib beat Shadowzone in every possible way I can think of? Yes, yes I am)

Holy haystacks I finally finished this!!