(heads-up, contains a lot of quotes with Surge/Purge)

Surge: *walks into Bulk's room* Oi Bulk get up ya sleepy head-

Surge: *blushes at the sight and quickly slams the door shut, leaning against it with his back*

Wolfie: ... You okay dude?

Surge: *looks at her, still red faced* One number. 69.

Surge: *walks off* I'm going to get bleach.

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Quadle: [Today I saw Zib crying for 5-6 minutes, and then his alarm went off and he just... stopped crying and went right back to work]

Zib: It's called management, Quadle.

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Splitface: *hugging Surge*

Furno: You're hogging him.

Splitface: So what? I'm his friend.

Furno: And I'm his BEST friend!

Surge: *looks at Bulk* Help me.

Bulk: Yeah no you're on your own with them.

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Fire Lord and Jetbug: *both sleepy and have bite marks on their necks*

V.Boss: About time you two.

Both: *flinch and blush a that* Boooooss!!

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Bulk: Phantom, could it be that you're dating Rocka?

B.P: ... No, why?

Bulk: We all know he's dating SOMEONE, but he won't tell who they are!!!

Rocka: My god Bulk just drop it already!

Bulk: Hey I have the right to know who my brother is dating!

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Creator: *is in the villain's lair*

Purge: *pins her to the wall and holds a dagger at her throat* What the f*ck are you doing here?!

Creator: Chill, I'm not a spy or anything.

Purge: Oh yeah? Because I see you with the heroes all the time.

Creator: *smiles and teleports out of his grip* I don't pick sides my dear.

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Wolfie: Hey Surge, can you say "Ehhh" but with your mouth closed?

Surge: Mmh mmh mh?

Wolfie: Try it a bit louder.

Surge, already knowing what she's up to, smiled a bit. He covered his mouth with a hand, blushed a bit and moaned with his mouth closed.
Zib spat out his coffee.

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Rotor: *going to walk into the main room of the villain lair*

Rotor: *can't get through the door frame because of his propellers* Oh for f*ck's sake...

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When Purge first started to live with the villains

Purge: How the hell do you eat and drink with those hands of yours, Corroder?!

Corroder: ... I don't know I just do!

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Sudden mission call to deal with upgraded Shadow Villains

Surge dropped his weapon and got knocked to the ground. A large Shadow Villain with green eyes raised up a sword at him. Surge instinctively closed his eyes and held up his arm. His core flashed out a bright purple light. When he didn't feel an impact, Surge lowered his arm. The Shadow Villain has lowered it's sword and it's eyes have turned blue. It bowed down in front of Surge and attacked one of the other Shadow Villains.

Surge: *visible confusion*

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Purge: *holds up a water bottle* Ya want some?

Rotor: ... *takes off his hologram screen like mouth, revealing a normal one and takes the bottle* Thanks.

Purge: *blinks in confusion*

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Wolfie: *watching Hero Factory with Raven*

Breez: Surge is right chief, Stormer's been riding Furno harder than the rest of us.

Evo: ... I took that in the wrong context god damn it!

Wolfie and Raven: Evoooooo!

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Breez trying to get Stormer to top her for once

Breez: Roses are red, I am small.

Breez: I want you to pin me, against the wall.

Stormer: *still the embarrassed bottom boyfriend*

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Serena was making out with Corroder in the main room.

Purge: *walks in*

They stare at each other.

Purge: ... Oi keep it PG unless you're in your rooms.

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Big Joe: (he's a Hero Factory worker responsible for the heroes' upgrades) Everyone has a gay cousin.

Bot: It's definitely not me.

Zib: *exists*

Bot: ... Oh sh-t I am the gay cousin.

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Wolfie: So you're cautious AND reckless?

Surge: Yes.

Wolfie: You're mature AND childish?

Surge: I guess.

Wolfie: ... So you're basically a bunch of opposite traits mashed into one person?

Surge: ... Maybe?

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Zib: Surge, can you check where Stormer and Breez are? I haven't heard of them for a while now.

Surge: *sighs* Why me...

Surge teleported out of Zib's office. He returned a bit later.

Zib: And?

Surge: Well, they're having fun, that's for sure.

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Surge: It's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, kid's like you.

Surge: Should be sleeping it's three am! And on a school night! Geez kid you're gonna have a bad time keeping your grades up.

(Yes, Sans reference)

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Purge: I still remember the last thing Meltdown said before he kicked the bucket. It was.

Purge: "Hey far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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XPlode: *has an ice pack between his legs*

Rotor: What happened to you-?

XPlode: Got kicked in the crotch..

Rotor: ... Again?

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Bulk: The existence of watermelons can only mean that there is an earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon. These are the elemelons.

Surge: Bulk I swear to God...

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Reminder, greet every morning with enthusiasm.

Zib: *wakes up* I super depressed!!!

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Killing sprees with Purge be like

Purge: *holding one of his daggers* Hey Hunter, trick or yeet?

C.H: Yeet?

Purge: Yeet it is.

*Purge throws the dagger merely missing Core Hunter and hitting a citizen in the head*

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Call receiver lady: Hero Factory please state the nature of your crisis.

Guy: My car broke down...

Lady: Sir this is the Hero Factory not the Autopot Club.

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Surge: Well, I'm Surge.

Female!Surge: ... What kind of fool do you think I am? *Gestures to Human!Surge* He's Surge. *Motions to Child!Surge* He's Surge. You're Surge. I'm Surge! Are there any other Surges I should know about?

The other 20+ Surges: Ehm...

Female!Surge: ... I'm outta here.

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Stringer: *holding a piece of paper* ... Yeast. That's all it says on here.

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Well they're having fun

Corroder: *in a pile of sand* I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

Purge: Von Nebula quivers before him!

Corroder: *at Nebula* F*ck off!

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Surge: Rickety Roll I will now yeet your soul.

Wolfie: *In The Distance* SURGE, STOP GIVING ME UNDERTALE VIBES!!!

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Furno: *driving the car* Road work ahead? I sure hope it does.

Rocka: Furno...

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Rotor: *has a small bag of coins*

XPlode: *breaks down his door*

Rotor: What the?

XPlode: I SMELL PENNIES!!

Rotor: AAAAAAAAA-!!

*Later*

Laughing themselves to death

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Purge: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL?!

Meltdown: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

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Rocka: Okay, it's night time, it's super dark and you're lieing in bed and you're like "hey, I wanna see some stars" but, how are you going to see some stars if you have these blinds in your room. You just-

Rocka: *gets out off bed* open the blinds and see some stars today-

B.P: *is in front of Rocka's window*

Rocka: [insert screaming]

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Child AU be like

Dispatcher: 911 what's your emergency.

Mr. Makuro: Uh, I can't find my son.

Dispatcher: Okay, where did you last see him?

Mr. Makuro: Well, he was by the ball pit with his kids, but when I came back from the party room, he was gone.

Zib: *distant and muffled screaming* DAD, HELP! I'M BEING CONSUMED BY THE COLOURFUL SPHERES OF EVIL!!!!

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Surge: *speaks in Wing Dings*

Creator: ... You have some interesting hobbies Surge.

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Wolfie: *talking to Raven* We literally have Chicken Nuggets, cookies and whatnot! But now I really have to say:

Wolfie: oH nOoO! OuR tAbLe! *Gestures to the table with chunk bitten out of it* ShE aTe iT!!

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Serena: Say Ara Ara... You guys want me to say Ara Ara?

Purge: Yes

Serena: You guys want me to say Ara Ara?!

Purge: Did I stutter?

Serena: Ara Ara! *clears throat* Ara ara~

Corroder coughed at that.

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Child!Bulk: *making squeaking sounds*

Zib: Did you swallow a rubber duck or something?

Bulk: *squeaked with a nod.*

Zib: *sighs and picks him up* Let's get you to the doctor-

Bulk: SQUUUEEEEAAAAAAK!!!

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Surge: *snaps and curses at Shadowzone in japanese* ANATA O FAKKU!!

Shadowzone: CAN YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?!

Surge:  FUCK YOU!!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usputD2ceKA

Creator: I found a song that kinda matches your relationship with Shadowzone, Zib.

Zib: What is it?

Creator: *plays "Wolf in Sheep's clothing" through her phone*

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Another one cuz yes.