Miko: I love college. Pancakes and cocaine for breakfast~

Miko: Oh my god no! no! Autocorrect T.T

Jack: Lol, I was seriously worried for a second

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Arcee: Ok, I didn't really say that. All I did was point out that she's a hippo tot

Ratchet: What are you talking about.

Arcee: Hippocrates

Arcee: Wtf this thing is possessed

Arcee: HYPOCRITE. She's a hypocrite. There I said it.

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Jack: I can't make it, my mom's tits popped

Miko: D: Popped?!

Jack: TYRES. DYAC T.T

Miko: I almost chocked from laughing!

Miko: You did this to me T.T

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Lennox: Are we doing a hyena tonight?

Epps: Nope, but I'll gladly watch you do it. Have at it bro

Lennox: ?

Lennox: *anything. Are we doing anything tonight?

Lennox: I don't think there's any hyenas around, but I'll try to find one.

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Miko: Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test

Jack: You mixed the pill up with a tic-tac again didn't you

Miko: You know me so well it's scary

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Wheeljack: Best song ever?

Bee: Bogeyman Rapist?

Wheeljack: ...Can't say I've heard that one

Bee: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.

Wheeljack: We'll have to agree to disagree. I personally would pick Baba O'Reilly by the Who, but still good choice.

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Starscream: I've apologized a thousand times. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME

Knockout: Actions speak louder than wombats

Knockout: *Words. That was funny but I'm still mad at you

Knockout: You didn't listen when I said "Watch the paint" Nobody listens. It takes work to look this good!

Knockout: Not that you would know anything about that

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Bee: WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT

Bee: AH SHIT WRONG NUMBER, AND MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK

Bulkhead: No big deal. I won't tell anyone

Bulkhead: Out of curiosity who was this meant for?

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Ratchet: How are you?

Arcee: So stressed! Feel like I need to masturbate

Ratchet: Don't let me stop you.

Arcee: *Meditate. Damn autocorrect

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Lennox: You are such a casserole sometimes

Epps: Eh...thank you?

Lennox: *asshole

Epps: What did I ever do to you

Lennox: Will I start with the time you drew a dick on my face with a sharpie or with the time you groped me

Epps: Either one will do

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June: We need to get some strawberries and let them masturbate

June: Masturbate

June: MARINATE

Jack: Lol, can do mom

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Dreadwing: Now that you're back together are you going to tell him that you set his stuff on fire?

Knockout: Some things are better left unsaid