Miko: Ugh, the guy sitting next to me on the bus was watching porn of this chicken tied to a bed

Miko: And because of his shitty headphones I could hear everything

Miko: EVERYTHING

Bulkhead: ...a chicken?

Bulkhead: That guy has problems beyond shitty headphones

Miko: Oh my god just noticed that now! xD

Miko: *chick

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Miko: Getting in the bath. Bend over to turn the water on and I see something fun. What is it? A piece of grandpa hiding under my boob :/

Miko: *Granola xD

Raf: OMG

Raf: GRANDPA UNDER YOUR BOOB :'D

Raf: I'm crying but it's worth it

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June: Out of surgery now, it went very well. Doctor said this horny asian was larger than expected

June: Oh my gosh...herniation. It turned herniation into horny asian.

Ratchet: Your text just made my day. Thank you.

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Breakdown: It's been ages since I've seen you. Miss your gas.

Breakdown: *Face, not gas

Knockout: I don't blame you. I've got a fabulous face~ ^^

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Agent Fowler: I'm still waiting for the plumber to come. Is it possible to reschedule the meeting? Don't bite no no bite bad.

Optimus: Why would I bite you? In the grand scheme of things, being late is not the worst thing. I'll ask if they can reschedule.

Agent Fowler: Sorry. The cat bit me while I did voice to text.

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Bee: Ok new rule. No food/eating while I'm giving you a ride somewhere. Today is the nth time I've cleaned your meth and crack whores out. Those stains are damn hard to get out of leather.

Bee: *mess of crackers

Raf: You're starting to sound like Knockout with all the talking you're doing about your interior. However, you do make a good point. Do you want any help with cleaning it out?

Raf: Lord knows that crack whores are messy xD