Meanwhile in the town it had begun to snow.

"Who does he think he is?! No one says no to Antonio!"

"Sure~" Lovino said as he handed the man a beer. They were sitting on the local tavern having a drink.

"He left me humiliated! It's more than I can bare!" He said and slammed his beer into the table startling Lovino.

"Oy! You want another beer?" Lovino asked.

"What for? I'm disgraced..." The spaniard said dramatically.

"Who you? Never." The Italian said part truthful part annoyed. The spaniard just grumbled and looked away.

"Oh for fucks sake pull yourself together bastard!"

God it disturbs me to see you, Antonio
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here would love to be you, Antonio
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you.
You're everyone's favorite guy!

Antonio sighed. He could hear the sarcasm in Lovinos voice but knew that he just tried to cheer him up. He liked Lovino no doubt about it.

Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No-one's slicker than Toni
No-one's quicker than Toni

Antonio smiled for a second and Lovino noticed so he continued.

No-one's neck's as incredibly thick as your own!
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect! A pure paragon!
You can ask any Vash, Roderick or Berwald
And they'll tell you whose team
They'd prefer to be on!

The guys Lovino just mentioned picked him up to throw him in the air.

No-one's been like that Toni
A kingpin like that Toni
No-one's got a swell cleft in his chin like our Toni

Antonio laughed softly when Lovino was caught for the third time and joined in. He knew that Lovino was making slightly fun of him but the Italian almost never smiled like he did at this moment so Antonio showed off his muscles and sang.

As a specimen, yes I'm intimidating!

My, what a guy, That Tonio!
Give five hurrahs! Give twelve hip-hips!

Antonio's the best and the rest is all drips!
No one fights like Antonio
Douses light like Antonio
In a wrestling match, nobody wins like that Toni

Three girls were sitting on a bench and giggling.

For there's no-one as burly and brawny

Antonio lifted the bench with the girls on as they squirreled

As you see I've got biceps to spare

Not a bit of him's scraggy or scrawny

That's right!

Antonio placed the girls back on the floor right next to the Italian boy who was startled and looked at Antonio as he unbuckled the top of his shirt.

And every last inch of me's covered with hair!

No one hits like our Toni
Matches wits like our Toni
In a spitting match nobody spits like our Toni

I'm especially good at expectorating!

The girls squirreled once again "ten point for Antonio!"

When I was a lad I ate four dozen tomatoes
Every morning to help me get large
And now I'm grown I eat five dozen tomatoes
So I'm roughly the size of a barge

No-one shoots like our Toni
Makes those beauts like our Toni
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like our Toni

I use antlers in all of my decorating!

Some of the men pushed Antonio and Lovino into a chair and carried them around.

My what a guy!
Antonio!

Everyone danced and sang to their hearts enjoyment when the door opened with a bang and the old Julius stood in the door panting out of breath.

"Help me! Someone help me!"

He ran over to Antonio while rambling.

"He's got him! He has got my nipote in the dungeon! He's got Feliciano! We must go! We don't have a minute to loose...!"

"Woah..." Antonio said to calm the old man down.

"Slow down Julius... Who's got Feli locked in a dungeon?" He sat back slightly amused not really believing in the old man.

"A beast! A horrible monstrous beast!"

Everyone began laughing. No one believed in such creature. Because one can only believe if their imagination will let them.

He described the beast but no one thought for a second that he was talking the truth.

"Alright old man... We'll 'help you out'" Antonio said as someone picked up the man by his shoulders and dragged him outside, throwing him in the snow and leaving him to search on his own.

In the meantime Antonio came up with a plan.

"Crazy old Julius... Crazy hm...?

Lovino I'm afraid I've been thinking..."

"Really? That's a first..."

"But that old kook is Felis grandfather... And his sanity's only so, so.
Now the wheels in my head have been turning.
Since I looked at that looney old man.
See I promised myself I'd be married to Feli
And right now I'm evolving a plan!"

Antonio pulled Lovino close and whispered his plan in the Italians ear and he nodded in understanding although he hated the plan.
Antonio grabbed Lovinos hands and began to swing him around in a dance. The Italian was speechless but laughed never the less as everyone was singing and dancing on.