I'm looking at my boyfriend Robin.

Who is currently a three year old.

Wait don't leave I'm not a creeper!!!

He got changed into a three year old by Poison Ivy's latest plant poison he's usually only two years younger then me!!!

"Unde e Mami si Tati?"(Where's Mommy and Daddy?) He taught me a bit of Romanian a while ago. And this is bad what do I do? He's gonna freak if he finds out they're dead!!!

"Se vor intoarce mai tarzui, eu sunt baiatul tau." (They'll be back later, I'm your babysitter). Please believe me I'm in huge trouble if you don't. Even Three Year Old Robin can kick butt

"Mincinos"( Liar) He takes a deep breath and screams "Mami Tati Ajutați-l pe străinul să mă ia" (Mom Dad Help the stranger has me) Oh geez this is bad

"Hei, e bine că am o idee vreau să-ți aduc niște bomboane" (Hey it's okay I have an idea want me to get you some candy)

"Ura!!! Bomboane" (Yay!!! Candy) Thank God I pull out a candy bar and have him sit down to eat it. "Hey vous parlez-vous français aussi" (Hey do you speak french too)

"Je ne parle pas français au-delà de cette phrase" (I do not speak french beyond this sentence)

"English?"

"Yes let's speak English that would be appreciated."

"Okay weirdo why do you speak English but not French you know where we are right?" I look at him

"Do you?"

"We're in Paris for the show tonight. Duh. Mom and Dad are gonna be preforming their world famous quadruple flip for the audience it's gonna be amazing!!! I heard there were gonna be senators here tonight to see Mommy and Daddy. Hey you kinda have a funny outfit are you a performer too? What's your act?" Just then Batman comes in through the zeta tubes he's coming to give Robin the cure.

I look over to Batman and then look back to see that Robin is gone. I suddenly hear clanging and banging above me. 

'Oh so he forgets who I am but he still remembers where the vents are? And how to navigate them? This is so not my day.'

Batman gives me a death glare "You were supposed to be watching him!" I gulp

"I'm gonna go get him be right back Sir" I climb into then crawl to his favorite spot in the vents to find a tiny Robin crying

"Why is there a scary man here? Ism he gonna hurt me? I want Mami and Tati. Where are they?" I pull him into a hug. Well it's gonna be hard to convince him now wait I have an idea

"That's a doctor you're gonna have to get a shot. The flu shot it's been going around the circus and your Mami and Tati don't want you to get sick cause they love you." Robin gives me a look. Mini Bat Glare. It's so cute.

"No he's not doctors don't look so scary that man is a bad man, why is he here?" Okay he's a smart little kid.

"He's dressed up like a famous Superhero around here it's supposed to make kids feel safe around him. Because he's dressed like someone who protects children. But the costume is a little scary huh? I might be able to convince him to pull the mask back if you want?" He nods looking at me.

"That's so weird though. Why would people feel safe around him?" I chuckle he has no idea how comfortable he is with Batman.

We crawl back out and he get the cure shot and takes a nap. Later he wakes up in his own body chuckling

"Doctor Batman huh?"

"I had to get you to let him stick a needle in your arm how else was I supposed to do it?"

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Well Editing took a lot less time than I thought now I have time to update my other Blog

Weirdnessishere.blogspot.com if anyone wants to check it out.

Well that was fun and to Nicx I will be making a part two to your request seeing as you liked it so much. I'm glad I was able to make it to your liking :D

Well Bai

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