Ryu: *drops from the ceiling into the chair* I'm gay

Ryuzaki: *kicks Ryu out of the chair* Hello one, hello all! Welcome back to the 3rd instalment of...

Ryu: *pops up from the floor* Q N A!

Ryuzaki: Why is he here?!

Ryu: Fox said he needed someone to cover since you were in England.

Ryuzaki: We're holding this Q n A in England!

Ryu: Wait wHAT-

Ryuzaki: Err... welcome to England?

Ryu: FOXXXXXXXXXX!

:ehue:

Ryuzaki: *sits down* Okay, now that's out of the way... please welcome our guest, Marie Ainsworth!

Marie: *enters from the ceiling into a wheelchair* I have osteoporosis

Maxios: (in crowd) THAT'S OFFENSIVE!

Marie: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sorry love

Ryuzaki: Why is Maxios here?

We're holding this Q n A in Portugal.

Ryuzaki: ...what the actual fuck?

If you're confused, please send me a DM on Discord

Ryuzaki: *sends DM*

Wtf, why do you have my Discord? Stalker

Ryuzaki: ...

Haha, pulling your leg. I think. *pulls Ryuzaki's leg*

Ryuzaki: GET OFF ME! *kicks Fox off* ...This is more confusing then Cookie's release schedule for Shadows (you're welcome for the free plug)

Okay, to make it simple, this Q n A is being held in... space! ^o^

Ryuzaki: *checks outside window* ...WHY ARE WE ON MARS?!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ryuzaki: FOX! EXPLAIN THIS!

Marie: I'm here...

Ryuzaki: I'm sorry, I just have to murder a Fox since we're on MARS. *grabs pitchfork*

:> check again

Ryuzaki: *checks window* ...we're back at my mansion?

Power of Author. Now, let's hold this Q n A in China!

Ryuzaki: *checks window again* We're in a rice-field? Okay, whatever, let's make this Q n A happen before it becomes a 6000 word chapter like Shida's Spiral Terra. (You're welcome for the free plug)

Marie: *opens question bag and pours it open* ...we've got a lot to get through.

Ryuzaki: Let's begin then!

Q) To Yozora-
You know the deal, Yozo-gauche.

Yozora: This... again?

People like seeing you freak out over your angel, Marie, you siscon punk

Yozora: But my heart is with Chiharu... *sigh* Fine, I'll play along with this.

Q) To Masaru-
Keep harassing Fox.

Masaru: 🤔

Hey, who sent this?!

Marie: Some guy named Kai.

Kai: ...I did nothing wrong...

Ryuzaki: His last name is Ishida. Seems familiar...

Kai Ishida...

Masaru: Whoever this guy is, he gave me a nice dare :)

GOD DAMN IT KAI!

Masaru: Hey Fox

What?

Masaru: Are you a furry?

GOD DAMN IT MASARU—

Q) To Maverick-
Once you get good, beat Izanoku to a bloody pump.

Maverick: I don't hit girls.

Izanoku: Seriously?

Maverick: Ye fam. Shits uncool

Izanoku: ...that's surprising... considering how powerful you are and such... you could easily take me out.

Maverick: Gotta keep you in good shape for Masaru

Masaru: MASANOKU ISN'T REAL! STOP BULLYING ME!

Izanoku: I change my mind, cripple me so I can't walk or see...

Maxios: *in crowd* THAT'S OFFENSIVE!

Q) To Ryuzaki-
When are you gonna use Heritage?

Ryuzaki: Chapter #46

Q) To Callum-
No u

Callum: WHAT DID YOU SAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Q) To Zak-
Accept the Astolfo plushie.

Zak: *takes out lighter* ...

Masaru: *chucks plushies at him*

Zak: *burns them*

Masaru: *fires plushies from cannon*

Zak: *grabs flamethrower and uses it to destroy the plushies*

Masaru: :(

Zak: -_-

Q) To Inu-
When are we gotta get "Chronicles of Inu Blaze"?

Inu: Check last chapter

Q) To Fox-
Stop being lazy and make "Chronicles of Inu Blaze".

Check last chapter

Q) To Serena-
When are you gonna become the vessel of Gyze?

Serena: ...me, as the vessel for Gyze? You know I'm a *good* guy right?

Marie: Everyone thinks you're gonna be evil since you use Angel Feather

Serena: How does me using AF mean I'm evil?!

Ryuzaki: AF is an evil clan...

Serena: I fail to see that?

Ryuzaki: AF is home to the devil... Refroid!

Serena: ...I quit life

Ryuzaki: NO! COME BACK! WE NEED YOU AS A PLOT DEVICE!

Serena: Just make another AF user, easy.

Ryuzaki: HOLY- SHE HAS A BIG BRAIN! FOX, MAKE A NEW OC!

You guys are insane...

Marie: You're even more insane :^)

Fair nuff. So, why is Serena vessel of Gyze again?

Ryuzaki, Marie, Serena & Crowd: *moripalm*

Q) To Spectre-
Ultima was on Ryuzaki's nutsack, have fun touching that card.

Spectre: ...

Sin: How does it feel?

Spectre: ...I feel like burning this card.

Kotaro: Hey, we have a fight and you're gonna use that card!

Spectre: Uhhh, no I'm not. That shits gay.

Kotaro: It's only gay if you make it out to be gay.

Spectre: What kind of logic is that?!

Sin: He has a point

Spectre: Oh, not you too...

Kai: *kicks door open* Sup

Spectre: Hey, Kai... can you convince Sin that things are gay, regardless whether you make it gay or not?

Kai: Wut?

Kotaro & Sin: It's not gay if you don't make it out to be gay.

Kai: Ah, I'm on the weird side of Q n A again... *leaves*

Spectre: KAI! COME BACK!

Q) To Fox-
If Meggido isnt Moeggido, accept yourself as Eromanga trash again.

But... I am Eromanga trash... SAGIRIIIIIIIIIIIIII~

Yozora: Dude... she's 12...

SHUT UP SISCON!

Yozora: Bleh...

Masaru: Hey Fox. Choose between Sagiri vs Macha vs Shizuku vs Scathach :)

...

[Fox has left the Q n A]

Masaru: WE FREEEEEEE!

Yozora: He literally rage quit.

Q) To Ghostie Boys-
Are you hard?

Ghost Sanda: No?

Ghost Yza: I'm hard as hell for Rukia's D cups

Ghost Izo: Nah, I'm tangible

Q) To Ghost Yza-
How does it feel to be replaced so soon?

Ghost Yza: ...where have I heard this before...

[Fox has entered the Q n A]

:^)))))

Yozora: Isn't Yza that guy who asked if a girl's boobs were real in the middle of the match?

Ghost Yza: Hell yeah fam, nice to meet you! *extends hand*

Yozora: *tries to shake his hand but his hand passes Yza's* ...n-nice to meet you... I'm Yozora Shinsei, the new protagonist of this godforsaken book.

Ghost Yza: From one MC to another... you're gonna get replaced midway through by another character.

Yozora: Eh? Really?!

Ghost Yza: Hell yeah. I got replaced by my split personality, Kinjuzo

Yozora: Great, I'm gonna be kicked out of MC status...

Ghost Yza: Then you'll come back near the end but die.

Yozora: Hang on a minute...

This is the weirdest skit I've written. I don't even think it's funny

Q) To Kristy-
Go ask Ghost Yza what do the dirty is.

Kristy: Yza!

Ghost Yza: Nani?

Kristy: What's do the dirty?

Ghost Yza: Oh my... such a lewd girl from such a young age, hehe...

Kristy: Lewd?

Ghost Yza: *pats Kristy's head* Kristy, you're Yozora's younger sister, aren't you?

Kristy: *nods with amazed eyes* And you're a ghost?

Ghost Yza: Yeah, I am. You want to know what the do the dirty is?

Kristy: Well, I already know. Rukia said it was doing dirty laundry!

Ghost Yza: (...God damn it Rukia...) Ah, I see. What she said is wrong, sadly.

Kristy: E-eh?

Ghost Yza: Doing the dirty is an act between a couple when they really, really loves each other. They each take off their clothes, until their naked in front of one another. You see, boys have a penis, and girls have boobs and a vagina. The boy gets excited when he sees the naked girl, and his penis gets really hard. The girl recognises it, and she gets stimulated by someone touching her private parts, like her nipples and clit. Her vagina gets wet as a result! Then, they take some lube, put it on both the penis and vagina and then proceed to do the dirty, which is called sex. The boy puts his penis inside of the girl, and they do what we call "fucking". The penis gets jerked off by the vagina until a white sticky liquid comes out. If that liquid goes inside the girl, she'll become pregnant. And that, is how babies are born.

Kristy: Oh, I see! But Yza... *going dark red* I.... I don't know what naked, penis, boobs, vagina, recognises, stimulated, nipples, clit, lube, proceed, sex, fucking, jerked and sticky mean... *pouts*

Ghost Yza: Ah... want a demonstration?

Kristy: *nods her head*

Ghost Yza: ...well, I would demonstrate with Rukia, butttttt, I'm kind of dead so I can't. Maybe in my next life?

Kristy: Sure! *tries to hug Ghost Yza but can't* ...Eh? I can't hug you!!

Ghost Yza: Oh yeah, ghosts are like that. Goodbye, Kristy~~~~~~

Q) To Yozora:
Ghost Yza told Kristy what doing the dirty means, get ready to Kagami no Mahou his ghostie ass.

Yozora: ...*facetable*...YZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Ghost Yza: *picks ear for earwax* My job here is done. Time to spread sex to the next poor eight year old girl...

Yozora: *screams kagami no mahou while crying*

Chiharu: *kicks door open* Yozocchi, what's wrong?!

Yozora: Yza... Told... Kristy... Do... Dirty... KAGAMI NO MAHOOOOOOOOU!

Chiharu: ...*cracks knuckles* I'm gonna kill a ghost tonight

Ghost Yza: With what?

Chiharu: *takes our vacuum cleaner* No one hurts my Yozocchi and gets away with it.... *sadistic smile*

Ghost Yza: ...oH FUCK—

Q) To Kristy-
Do brotherly things with Zeon while Yozora is in Yozogauche mode.

Kristy: Hey, Zeon!

Zeon: Yeah, Kristy?

Kristy: Can you give me a piggyback ride?! *excited eyes*

Zeon: *sips green tea*

Yozora: Kristy, I can give you a piggyback ride!

Kristy: I want one from Zeon though... he's way more stronger than you! He can carry me for longer -3-

Yozora: *heartbroken*

Zeon: *spits out green tea*

Kristy: Eh? What was that for?

Zeon: *coughing* Kristy, get on my back right now!

Kristy: Okie ^^ *gets on his back*

Yozora: ...Zeon... KAGAMI NO MAHOU!

Zeon: *grabs Kristy tightly and runs like the fucking wind*

Kristy: EEEEEEEEE!

Yozora: REFLECT RAY! *mirrors appear and start shooting at Zeon*

Zeon: Kristy, don't get hit!

Kristy: Okay >< *holds onto Zeon tightly*

Yozora: ZEON! *more mirrors appear*

Zeon: Why the fuck is this HAPPENING?!

Shika: Zeon!

Zeon: SHIKA! *skids and tosses Kristy to him*

Kristy: WEEEEEEEEEEEE

Shika: *catches her and runs*

Kristy: My head is getting dizzy ;-;

Yozora: SHIKA! KAGAMI NO MAHOU, REAL DOUBLE! *two Yozora's appear and more Reflect Rays*

Shika: He goes in for the... TOUCHDOWN! *skids past Rukia and hands her Kristy*

Kristy: Eep!

Rukia: Eh? What do I do with- *covers Kristy as Reflect Rays blast on her* ...

Yozora: RUKIA!

Rukia: ... *takes out Mango Punisher* Yozora, you're beginning to piss me off...

Yozora: Kagami no Mahou, REFLECT— *hit in the balls with the Mango Punisher* r-raaaaaay~ *high pitched voice as he falls to the ground*

Rukia: Are you okay, Kristy?

Kristy: Yeah! That was super cool Rukia! Can you teach me how to do that?!

Rukia: Some day. But for now, enjoy being a child.

Kristy: Okay! ^^

*meanwhile*

Q) To Zeon-
Are you a Pokemon owo

Zeon: No? What's an owo?

Shika: It's like... just owo

Zeon: A face?

Shika: I think so... I mean, it looks like one

Zeon: Lemme google it.

Shika: Kay

*One google later*

Zeon: ...

Shika: So?

Zeon: It's, and I quote... "OWO (uncountable) Initialism of oral (...) sex on a man without using a condom."

Shika: ...are we sure this isn't Yza who sent this?

Zeon: Are you a pokemon initialism of oral sex on a man without using a condom... Wait, what? Literally WHAT?

Shika: Poor Zeon...

Zeon: At least I'm not shipped with Fem! Yozora.

Shika: *chokes on his bacon sandwich*

Chiharu: Did someone say Fem! Yozocchi being shipped with someone? *takes out knife*

Shika: *more chOKING*

Zeon: ...no... no we did not. I think Ghost Yza did, he's down the corridor.

Chiharu: Ah, thank you Zeon. *puts away knife and takes out vacuum cleaner* OHHHH YZAAAAAAAAA~!

Zeon: ...*shivers* I don't get how Yozora likes her at times.

Shika: *spits out sandwich* bLEUGH, it's probably because Chiharu is actually nice to him. But, she's also nice to us! When we're not... y'know owo

Zeon: ...Shika, what are you referring too?

Shika: Nani? owo

Zeon: ...Nevermind.

Q) To Ayaza-
Is your favourite unit Nociel?

Ayaza: Nah. Has to be Detonix

AYAZA USES DETONIX MEME HAAAAAAAAAAAA

Q) To Fox-
Do you like headpats? *pats*

Oh fuck yeah! I love headpats!

Q) To Shika-
Do you like headpats? owo *pats*

Shika: Are you sure you wanna head pat me? I get really sweaty :/

Big brain Shika doesn't exist

Shika: True. I think Galaxy Brain does~

No, only Negative Brain Shika

Shika: Negative is good, right?

...

Shika: WAIT! NEGATIVE IS A WORD THAT DESCRIBES BAD BACON!

...kind of...

Shika: Boom, NAILED IT!

Callum: And I thought I was mentally disabled

Q) To Callum-
Do you like headpats? *pats*

Callum: *freezes* What's this... feeling?

It's a headpat!

Callum: ...I... I don't know how I feel...

It feels good doesn't it?

Callum: *subdued by headpats* Yeah...

Wow, he likes it?

Callum: ...you do too...

Fair nuff...

Q) To Sin-
Are you a bowl of ramen?

Sin: No

Spectre: ...HAHAHAHAHA

Aina: Rimen... Ramen... oh, this guy is clever XD

Sin: ...

Q) To Rukia & Mai-
Out of curiosity. Did any of you know that Fox made you got NTR (again for Rukia's case)?

Rukia: I got cucked? When was this?

Mai: Death cucked us

Rukia: ...right

Mai: ...I really miss him.

Rukia: I do too.

Q) To Chiharu-
Did you know you'll probably get NTR'd in the future?

Chiharu: What's NTR? *continues to chase Ghost Yza*

Man, whoever sent the last two questions in must love cucking...

Q) To Masaru and Ryu-
As our ship masters, ship at least three people (Kotaro, Zak, Callum, etc) who doesn't have a ship with someone. Oh, and you guys can add more if you want

Masaru: *woke face*

Ryu: OH WHAT

Masaru: CALLUM X IZANOKU CALLUM X IZANOKU CALLUM X IZANOKU

Ryu: DUDE STOP!

Masaru: ANYTHING BUT ME X HER! ANYTHING!

Zak: Even if you had to accept this gay Astolfo plushie?

Masaru: THAT PLUSHIE IS BETTER THAN IZANOKU! (Actually, maybe not...)

Zak: Damn, she's not gonna be happy when she hears that

Ryu: Masaru, I get you're in denial, but can we stick to the topic at hand? I dunno about you, but Marie x Payic sounds spicy!

Marie: *kicks open door to Ryu's and Masaru's room* ...don't you dare ship me with anyone or else I will whoop your ass over to England, then begin shanking you in broad daylight with Callum's shank...

Masaru: Callum x Marie? Both British.

Ryu: Actually...

Marie: mOTHERFUCKER—

(We are experiencing technical difficulties right now, please enjoy this short advert before we return to our usual programme)

Ryuzaki: Hello. My name is Ryuzaki Mikazuchi. You might be wondering... why does this Ryuzaki seem older? Well, my dearest friend, I am from the future. Yes, the future Ryuzaki Mikazuchi has blessed your presence here! Hahaha!

Hikaru: So this is the book of the guy we keep roasting...

Ryuuga: H-Hikaru, I'm sure this person is very nice...

Hikaru: He asked me who would win between a 200 IQ NG player and one damage trigger check! This person's not only a furry, but a dumbass!

Ryuzaki: Okay, okay, you two, don't roast him, it was hard getting this ad!

Hikaru: Fineeee. But he forgot Golshachi has Resist! I have every reason to roast him!

Ryuzaki: Shaddap, I only have 10 seconds to promote Spiral Terra before Fox cuts back-

(We're back!)

Ryu: *band aid on his cheek* ...let's not ship Marie, shall we?

Masaru: *band aid on his cheek* Please forgive us for our horrible actions, Marie-sama. *praying* Back to ships!

Ryu: Kotaro x Serena?

Masaru: So random...

Ryu: Pfff, it just came to me.

Masaru: Wait, did we lock the door?

Ryu: Yeah with some really tough steel.

*meanwhile*

Maverick: *breaks steel* Here ya go.

Serena: Oh my gosh! Thanks Maverick! *happily opens and closes scissors*

Maverick: No problem!

Kotaro: *holding kendo stick* I appreciate the help.

*back to Ryu & Masaru*

Ryu: So, we have Kotaro x Serena, Shika x Fem Yozora, Kurakuya x Kurakuya, Maverick x Shika, Trio x Atsuko,

Masaru: Who the hell's Atsuko?

Ryu: Beats me

Masaru: Right... continue on

Ryu: Riku x Ayato, Ayato x Ayaza,

Masaru: Real classic!

Ryu: Zak x Yza, Marie x Callum,

Masaru: DON'T MENTION THAT!

Ryu: Marie x Payic, Yozora x Ryuzaki,

Masaru: We can't use that :/

Ryu: Uhh, is there anyone we missing?

Masaru: Naaaah. C'mon, let's get some milkshakes. Enough hard work for us shippers!

Ryu: Sure! You pay tho.

Masaru: Fine... *opens door* ...oh dear god...

*Maverick, Kotaro, Serena, Marie, Riku, Ayato, Shika, Trio, Atsuko & Kurakuya are standing outside*

Ryu: ...hey, did we ever build an escape route for this situation?

Masaru: Yeah, it's in the- *sucker punched by Maverick to the ground*

Ryu: oH SHIT— *Kotaro whacks him over the head to the ground*

Q) To Masaru and Ryu-
Other than Rukia, who else would you ship Zeon? Also, you can use genderbent characters like Fem Yza, Fem Yozora, Fem Masaru, etc, so go wild!

Masaru: ... *in a wheelchair* I ship Zeon with Kristy...

Ryu: ... *in a hospital bed* I hab bwain damej :)

He means he ships Zeon with only Rukia because it's funny :)

Q) To Fox-
Change Yozora into a girl and do something crazy. Go wild

Yozora: ...

OH BOY!

Yozora: *turns into a girl* I hate you all...

Go crazy...? Hmm... Hey, Yozora!

Fem! Yozora: What..?

Send nudes to Shika!

Fem! Yozora: *plays skip card* NOPE, NOPE, NOPE

Aww...

Fem! Yozora: *turns back to Male Yozora* Thank you...

You're no fun

Yozora: You're a horrible human being, Fox

Q) To Sin-
Why are you so... emo I guess? You weren't like this before

Sin: *sips on orange juice*

Spectre: He's like... the least emo kid I know.

Sin: I'm innocent as fuck boi

Spectre: "Innocent"

Sin: Yo Spectre

Spectre: Yeah?

Sin: Talking to you feels like bad sex

Spectre: Wtf

Sin: Tree hugging bastard

Spectre: ...Ryuzaki?

Sin: *takes off mask* KONO DIO DA

Spectre: *exits out of Q n A*

Q) To Zeon-
When someone does a wall slam on you, accept it.

Zeon: So, the next question for me will include a wall slam, huh? Man... bring it the fuck on.

Shika: Zeon is all fired up owo

Q) To Yozora-
For being such a cruel boyfriend and a bastard... watch a video of an alternate universe (or the future if Fox decide to spice things up) of Kristy having sex with Zeon.

Alternate universe baby

Yozora: Bastard? Cruel boyfriend?! What the hell did I do this viewer?

Say "NOT MY ANGEL KRISTY!" first.

Yozora: ...NOT MY ANGEL KRISTY!

Okay good. Reasons why? No clue. Enjoy the porno!

Yozora: *glued to his seat with his eyes forced open* NONONONO GET ME OUT!

*video begins with Zeon and Kristy fucking*

Yozora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Q) To Zeon-
Can you do your future adopted perverted son a favour and find a lover. He really needs a mother figure

Zeon: > adopted

Shika: Ah, cheer up Zeon! owo

Zeon: I don't want to even... try... this dare... I quit life...

Shika: Hey, maybe your girlfriend/wife just can't have babies! owo

Zeon: Maybe they're saying that I should prevent this *by* getting a girlfriend.

Shika: Do you have a crush on anyone? owo

Zeon: Dude, stop with the owo shit, it's creepy.

Shika: owo

Zeon: And no, I don't have a crush. I don't think a girl would like me back anyways.

Shika: I see owo

Q) To Spectre-
Do a wall slam on Zeon

Spectre: *is thrown back into Q n A* Oh God...?

Zeon: I CALLED IT! I FREAKIN' CALLED IT!

Spectre: Welp, I guess I gotta do this. Still gay though.

Sin: It's only gay if you make it out to be gay

Spectre: Shut up, Sin

Sin: You can't talk you Tree Hugger

Spectre: I will burn your collection of Deletors!

Sin: If you do, Aina will be mad...

Aina: *sips water* So, who's burning cardboard?

Spectre: ...you piece of shit...

Aina: That's what I thought :3

Zeon: BRING IT ON! BRING IT THE FUCK ON!

Shika: I think Zeon has gone crazy owo

Spectre: Oi, Zeon. Let's get this over with...

Zeon: *sigh* Fine. *backs up into a wall*

Spectre: Kabedon, bitch *wall slam*

Zeon: Yay, dare's done, get away from me

Spectre: Sure sure.

Q) To Rukia-
Do a wall slam on Zeon

Zeon: ...

Rukia: E-eh? Wall slam, hm?

Zeon: *smoke comes out of his ears and his face goes red*

Rukia: You okay, Zeon? *embarrassed*

Zeon: *stands up* Make it quick... make it really quick...

Rukia: *deep breath with sigh* Okay. *wall slams Zeon* Kabedon!

Zeon: *braces for impact and sighs* Okay, that's fine...

Rukia: *pokes his cheek* Good sport.

Zeon: *rubs his cheek* Seriously...?

Q) To Yozora-
You can't do anything to Zeon!

Yozora: Why?

You'll see...

Q) To Zeon-
Kiss Kristy

Yozora: ...

Zeon: ...

Kristy: Oh!

Yozora: ...ZEON!

Zeon: *slams head into table* WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?! WHY ARE ALL THE DARES DIRECTED AT ME? WHO HATES ME?!

Yozora: ZEON IF I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU, I WOULD KAGAMI NO MAHOU YOUR ASS!

Zeon: YOZORA, I'M SORRY MAN! I'VE USED MY SKIP ON RUKIA! I CAN'T SKIP THIS!

Yozora: ZEON YOU BETTER NOT KISS MY SISTER YOU PEDO! SISCON! PERVERT!

Zeon: I DON'T WANT TO KISS HER EITHER, DUMBASS!

Kristy: I want to kiss Zeon!

Yozora: NOT YOU TOO KRISTY!

Zeon: WHY DOES THIS PURE GIRL WANT TO KISS ME?! WE HAVE AN 8 YEAR DIFFERENCE DAMN IT!

Kristy: o3o why is nii-san and Zeon shouting?

Yozora: BECAUSE OF OLDER BROTHER THINGS!

Zeon: BECAUSE I'M GETTING ACCUSED OF BEING A PEDO SISCON PERVERT!

Kristy: If Zeon doesn't want to kiss me... *jumps onto him and kisses his cheek* I'll do it!

Yozora: ... *death*

Zeon: You're too innocent... too innocent...

Kristy: Nani?

Q) To Rukia-
Kiss Zeon on the lips~ :3

Zeon: ...OH C'MON!

Rukia: Man, difficult spot huh? *laughs*

Zeon: YOU WITCH! STOP LAUGHING AT MY MISERY! GOD DAMN IT!

Rukia: Someone really does hate you *laughs*

Zeon: USE YOUR SKIP CARD! DO IT! NOW!

Rukia: Zeon, calm down... *too much laughing*

Zeon: NO! I'M GETTING ABUSED! WHO SENT THIS?!

Ryuzaki: Uhh... Marie?

Marie: Some guy named Anon.

Zeon: WHO'S ANON?! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, ANON! STOP ABUSING ME!

Rukia: *holding her stomach in pain* Hahaha!

Zeon: *throws himself to the floor with sobs*

Rukia: *covers her mouth and drinks some water* Mmmm, it's so hard not to laugh!

Zeon: Fate is cruel...

Rukia: Jeez... I'm going to save this card for something more obscene, but for now... I'M SORRY YZA! DON'T HATE ME FOR THIS!

Ghost Yza: Time to become a cuck...

Rukia: *picks up Zeon and quickly kisses him on the lip* Done~!

Zeon: ...my first kiss... gone...

Rukia: Oops... sorry about that...

Ryu & Masaru: ZEKIA! ZEKIA! ZEKIA!

Ghost Yza: Oof, my heart...

Zeon: *falls to the floor red faced*

Q) To Zeon-
You have a harem

Zeon: A harem? What the fuck?

Rukia, Kristy, Spectre.

Zeon: *groan*

Q) To Masaru- (Asked by yours truly)
Ask Izanoku out! You can't use the skip card, nor break up or cheat with her!

Ryuzaki: Wew, our final question is spicy.

Masaru: ...

Marie: I thought they were a couple?

Ryu: It was a joke. He hasn't actually confessed his love to her.

Masaru: I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH HER! GOD DAMN IT!!

Ryu: Why do you have pink cheeks then?

Masaru: EMBARRASSMENT DAMN IT!

Izanoku: Y-you guys are seriously cruel... *gets pushed to the stage wearing a frilled yellow dress and cat ear accessories* N-n... N-nya...

Callum: Good luck, Izanoku!

Zak: I believe in you sis!

Izanoku: ... *madly blushing*

Masaru: ... *staring at her, blushing*

Marie: Wow, she's really cute! Go for it Masaru!

Ryuzaki: She still a shitty person tho. #justiceforthebois #givemedustback

Masaru: I-Izanoku...

Izanoku: *cough* M-Masaru... (nya...)

Masaru: ...so, it's been awhile.

Izanoku: Y-yes. It has been awhile. (Nya...) How have you been? (Nya...)

Masaru: I've been... good. You still being a criminal?

Izanoku: What else can I be? (Nya...)

Masaru: A functioning person to society?

Izanoku: ...fair enough. (Nya...) *nervous laugh*

Masaru: I think we've been stalling for far too long...

Izanoku: What do you mean? (Nya)

Masaru: ...L-Look, this is just for the Q n A... so don't get any... funny ideas.

Izanoku: W-what do you mean...? (N-nya?)

Masaru: I don't know how you feel about me... but for me. I'll be honest. I don't exactly like you.

Izanoku: ...I understand. (Nya...)

Masaru: However, a question is a question. So... *takes her hands*

Izanoku: *looks up at him with dark red face* N-nya?

Masaru: Will you go out with me?!

Izanoku: ...y-yes! (nya...)

Ryu: MASANOKU IS CANON MASANOKU IS CANON MASANOKU IS CANON

Ryuzaki: FOX! HIT IT!

*pulls lightswitch*

*confetti flies on the stage*

Marie: *clapping* Congratulations!

Crowd: *cheering and clapping*

Masaru: ... *embarrassed*

Izanoku: *hugs him tightly* ...thanks.

Callum: YEET!

Zak: YEAH! YOU GOT HIM SIS! NICE ONE!

Masaru: ...you had... feelings?

Izanoku: ...maybe, nya. *puts her face into his chest with a smile*

Masaru: Jeez, you're one weird girl...

Izanoku: I think I like the way how I am right now. (Nya~)

Well, after this eventful Q n A, you know what's happening...

Ryuzaki: THANKS EVERYONE ONCE MORE COMING OUT! THIS HAS BEEN Q N A 3, AND I'M YOUR HOST, RYUZAKI! TOODLES!

Marie: Here's the previews!

CHECK OUT VOL. 4!!

Volume 4 Description and Chapters:

ULTIMATE STRIDE!!
Now, moving their focus back on Japan, Ryuzaki and company set their sights on the final Zeroth Dragon: Meggido. The final Zeroth Dragon is in China, which means they'll have to round up a massive group to explore the areas! Much to Wyvon's dismay, Max gets the green light to join the group, but the sparks of hate are reignited. The discord between them puts a strain on everyone... but while the two butt heads about the past, thunder strikes a hundred times, and summons the soul...!

Release Date: 15th September 2018

Release Date: 22nd September 2018

Release Date: 29th September 2018

Release Date: 6th October 2018

Release Date: 13th October 2018

Release Date: 20th October 2018

Release Date: 27th October 2018

Thank you all once again for supporting me. We're 21 weeks into this mad show... and I hope you'll stick along for the rest of the ride. I'll be taking a break this week so uh, no new chapter. Sorry~!

That's all, Fox out!