Wagwan people, it's da Chicken Johnnoisseur back at it again to find da pengest munch, ya done kno.

Aight, today mans out here in da neutral area, here to report on wings and dat.

Bap, pow pow, crep check!

Mans got da Nike Air Mag, da ting modelled after da self-lacing shoe from dat one time travel movie and dat, chamon.

Back in da day dis ting was worth up to eleven bags, but mans copped dese bare cheap at da peak cost uv noting bruv, raaaaah!

Mans gassed cos dese bunda were stashed bare mad in mans pop's crep collection, so mans asked him if mans could have em since it dun fit dat geezer no more. Mans said yea obviously and its been casj ever since.

Anyways, mans hit up Rina's Restaurant, calm.

Got a cheeky meal, mans had da strip burger deal, standard. Tree wings, strip burger, chips, and a strawberry Miranda. Total was 440 private points. Bless up bossman, she threw in an extra wing for mans, proper nice lady she is.

Chips and dat, from da beginning. See, dis is one uv da few places in the last couple where da chips were on point, mans gotta say.

Dey were da skinny chips, wid none uv dem soggy or da ting going err, floppy. Da ting wasn't over fried, so when salt comes, bam, absorption. Mans said it again and again, cos mans needs to stress da importance uv da ting innit. Absorption, brrap!

Chips need to hold it down when dat salt comes, when da pepper dances, dun get mans started on dis wasteman. So many places get it wrong, dey moving mad. When all uv dat spices come, you best believe, if mans brings mans own spice blend, you mans best be holding it, skyat!

Ya kno mans thinks dat really and truly da perfect chips are da fat chips, cos when you put dat salt and vinegar, mad. Dat being said, mans liked deir skinny chips, so dey get a nice 4.3 out of 5 innit. Dey're doing better than average.

Da wings dem dere, da dem ting dere. Spices? Boom, dere! Fam, dey were spicy. Dey're not like, ah dey a bit hot cos uv da temperature, nah bruv, da wings were quite spicy.

Flavours? Flavours bruv, flavours! Wings were piff. Mans loving it! In da breading, mans could see and taste a good bit uv black pepper. A hint of cayenne too, back of da throat burn, mans rate dat ya kno.

Da flaky and crispy skin on dem, da way bossman breaded da ting before she fried it, she kno her business proper!

Mans could tell they used real breadcrumbs, cos when mans bit into it, da flakes segmented and dere was none uv dat one skin ting mans finds on da frozen donnies. Dese were some fresh wings bruv, bare piff.

Obviously cos uv dat extra care, texture was crunchy on da outside and da chicken was nice and juicy on da inside. Da meat was quality too, cos it weren't too attached to da bone, so mans got bare clean bites and dat, sheeesh. Levels man, mans telling you it's levels.

Wings were blessed, its getting a 4.8/5. Certi. Mans can't be disappointed.

Da burger dem dem dem.

Dat was on point, ya kno? It was like dey took da same formula dey had wid da wings and dey just transplanted it onto da burger, so da burger was peng. Breading? Peng. Dough it wasn't as crunchy as mans hoped it to be, but mans allow it cos everyting else was safe.

Ya kno what, bossman did not skimp on da strips, dey were beastly strips, same size as da wings. Dey were massive bruv, size uv a don's head. She gave me four strips, mad ting! Peng, mans telling you.

Dey season da ting nicely, black pepper upping da dunya. Bit a cayenne upping da dunya. Salt content was dere bruv. Peng, piff. Assembly? On point. One lettuce out uv place, dats a record bruv, mans gotta say.

Some places just slap da lettuce on dere wid no care, but at dis place, dey actually try to keep it in da bun. Bruv, mans respeck dat, big up da staff innit. Mad work ethic, mans rate it.

Da bread? Mad. Bossman put it on a grill bruv! It wasn't one uv dem dead toasters and dat, man had da ting on da grill fam. Levels.

Mans thinks mans gonna give dis a 4.6 outta 5, burgers doing bits ya kno. Strong score for a strong burger. Trust me, piff ting!

Mans had bigger and dat, but da bigger ones were deader from mans experience, shout out to you kno who. You mans kno yourself, no bones in dis ting, skrrrt. C'mon, @ me, go on @ me, pussy'ole!

Boom, yea, Rina's Restaurant bless ya kno.

General experience, place was a strong 4. Da food was banging but ya kno, bossman wasn't dere, she was about her business and dat. Well, das what bossman is meant to do innit, but a bit more interaction wid da customers and bossman would've secured dat 5.

Whole ting? Ya kno what, 4.7 outta 5, place was bless. Roll thru wid da squad and dat, place is sick. Holla @ Rina's Restaurant, neutral area, if mans feeling hungry and mans has 500 Pr in mans pocket innit.

Hoo yea, perfect. We leave it. Das it.