Can you sing with me?
I know you know this song.

Ready?

Jack and Jill went down the hell

To fetch a pail of terror.

Jack fell down and broke his arm

And Jill came screaming after.
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Up Jack got, and cried a lot

As devil came close with butchers

He went to bleed and broke his head

With butcher knife and sharp maulers
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When Jill saw him how she did scream

To see Jack's body devoured

Mother cried she can't deny

About his son's disaster.

I just turned this nursery rhyme into a cursery rhyme. Hehehe.