* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Sans: Phew... Finally out of that goddamn cave and away from these goddamn banshees...

Giratina: And with some upgrades too, so I'd say it was quite profitable in the end.

Jojo: You know, I have more questions than anything concerning that doughnut frying pan you got. It looks highly impractical to use.

Staff: It'll reveal its full power once it's filled with jelly. Nothing will be able to beat it.

Sans: I got that one !

Giratina: ... Beside, the one currently cosplaying a bee shouldn't be talking so much shit.

Jojo: ... I'm gonna sting your eyes out if you keep that up. Focus on finding the last face, please.

Sans: Only one left, heh... Seriously, what an ordeal.

Giratina: I know that. But look at the bright side, we'll be one step closer from home.

Sans: ... Please don't tell me how many steps are left after this one.

Jojo: Does the word "Marathon" ring any bell ?

Sans: Oh god...

*Yes, my child ?*

Jojo: ... Well, weeping won't get us anywhere. let's just hope the last one goes smoothly.

Sans: Are you perhaps familiar with the two great laws of jinxing ? Someday I'll enlighten you on that subject.

Staff: Right, what if a big scary boss monster jumps out at us ?

Giratina: I thought you were used to that kind of stuff.

Staff: Yes, I was just wondering which end we should start off when it does.

Jojo: ... ... Move on, team...

Rance-Sama: Mwaaa ha ha haaaa ! So we meet again ! And no great sage this time to get you out of trouble !!

Jojo: Oh... Great...

Staff: What, you wanna fight ? Come on, we're waiting !

Sans: We'll wreck your ass and send you crying back to your mother/Sister !

Giratina: You really think he's from Alabama ?

Rance-Sama: ... ... Hmph. Pathetic... It's not even worth the effort to crush you myself. This should be enough to finish you off !

*POOF*

Yoruichi: Oh dear...

Rance-Sama: That pile of stone must be Castle Greenhorne, yes ? And that layabout of a king... I've got something special in store for him ! Mwaaa ha ha haaaa !!

Giratina: ... Why didn't he just blow us to smithereens like he was planning to do last time ?

Jojo: Everyone focus on damage ! I'll be defending !

Sans: Why were you so pissed when I applied that strategy earlier in the grove ?

Jojo: because you sneaked behind my back to avoid a hit that wasn't even directed to you !!

Sans: Then how is that a problem ?

Jojo: GAAAAAAAAAH !!

*PLARF*

*PLARF*

Jojo: And done !

Sans: Ow.

Sans: This guy, I swear... Who does he think he is, for real ?

Giratina: A guy who lost kinda everyone he liked and attained a near-invincible power after decades of training and adventures ?

Sans: You sure you're being objective here ?

Giratina: If that was Staff, he might even be trying to give him head. Focus on your fish.

Sans: No luck so far on that side either...

Giratina: ... .. Oh ! I've got something ! Salmon !

Sans: ... Why was I expecting a quirky and funny situation where something mildly embarrassing would've happened to us ?

Jojo: Okay, last face for this town...

Yoruichi: Oh, joyous day ! My smile's back ! I'm as happy as a lark ! Adventurer... You've done so much for us. Let me show you my gratitude.

Giratina: And that's it ! All the lost face have been rescued !

Sans: Okay... Now what... ?

Staff: He's got a point... We're supposed to go after the Dark Lord, but we don't even know where he is...

Giratina: Didn't he said something about the castle or something ?

Jojo: Dunno... I wasn't really listening.

Aizen: ... Ah ? What ? When did the town get back to normal ? Oh, that's good news. Very good news indeed ! Oh, adventurers.

Sans: hey, I hope your king can fend for himself, or has efficient guards, for what's coming to him.

Aizen: What ? The Dark Lord went to the castle ? That's bad ! We're done for ! Crikey...

Jojo: 'You really aren't helping that much, I hope you know that...'

Aizen: A- Adventurers... Would you go after the Dark Lord ? If so, then... You'll need this introduction letter to get in the castle. Oh, and please... Take care.

Staff: Looks like he can be reliable at times too.

Jojo: That's a first...

Sans: Okay, which direction now ?

Jojo: Full East. Towards the castle.

*NEIIIIIIGH*

Giratina: What was that ?

Jojo: Well, it's on the way, let's just go and check it out.

Staff: A horse ! We've got to save it !

Jojo: wait, what are y-

Giratina: Didn't even break a sweat !

Jojo: of course, they were just goblins... Meaning more ham.

Giratina: Blegh.

Staff: It's all right now, don't worry. Be good !

Horse: ... ... ...

Sans: Guys... I don't wanna alarm you, but... I think we're being followed.

Jojo: Followed... ? Ah ?!

Staff: Ohh, it followed us. Maybe he wants to join us ? How about it ? You wanna come with us ? Come along then !

Staff: So, I a surprising turn of events... The horse joined our party !

Sans: Why are you so keen on taking care of animals ?

Staff: My adoptive daughter's a bird.

Giratina: ... What... ? Well, nevermind, we should find him a name now, don't you think ?

Staff: Oh, right. Any ideas ?

Jojo: I think it should be your call. Choose carefully, he's gonna be a solid foundation for our team.

Staff: ... ... I found it. How about... Speedwagon ?

Giratina: Speedwagon, huh... Sounds nice.

Sans: Yeah, I think it suits him.

Jojo: ... Why was I expecting anything else than that ? Worst of all, it sounds real good.

Staff: Well, it's settled then ! Our horsey new friend will be called Speedwagon ! Cheers !

All: Cheers !

Jojo: Okay... Who's gonna have to deal with him ?

Giratina: Leave that to me. He's from mine anyways.

Elfman: You are approaching Castle Greenhorne. i'm sorry, but I can't... Oh, you have a letter of introduction from the mayor ! My apologies ! Go right ahead !

Giratina: Thank you manly sir.

Elfman: Hehehe.

Jojo: "Manly sir" ?

Giratina: It has to do with the original one. You've got to learn how to deal with them.

Jojo: I see.

Sans: hey, you can see the castle from here ! And what a castle this is !

Staff: well, we better hurry and move on to meet that king. Let's just hope he's less of trash than Trash.

Jojo: I don't think I've ever met royalty before... What's this ?

Giratina: An odd lever... Who wanna pull it ?

Sans: Okay. Staff, pull the lever !

*Click*

Sans: WRONG LEVEEEeeeeeeeeeeer !!

*Splash*

Staff: ... Woopsie... That was the one behind...

All: ... ... MONE- !!

Jojo: Right, that was a piece of gear. We should stop expecting gold to be in these chests.

Giratina: On the bright side, you look great in polka dots.

Jojo: On the brighter side, your legs would look great when mounted on my wall.

Staff: So, do we just leave them like that or... ?

Sans: Sorry, I wasn't listening.

???: Om nom nom... This... !! This is... ! Such a mild-flavored bouquet !!With a subtle balance of sweetness ! Even the aftertaste is heavenly ! Like a gust of fresh wind rushing from the hills ! ... ... Oh, good day.

Sanji: I am the roaming gourmet, Sanji. The hautest haute cuisine makes me to ecstasies of emotion !I must share this bliss with you ! Bon appetit !

Sans: Okay... But why are you eating it here in the middle of nowhere ?

Sanji: Um... You see...

Sans: The princess ?

Sanji: ... ...

Sans: Hm.

Jojo: That was something... And the cheesecake wasn't even that good.

Giratina: You delicate mouth-ey you.

Sans: Well, on the other hand, the castle looks kinda good.

Elfman: This castle belongs to the king of Greenhorne. Please mind your manners.

Narancia: Well, all the king does all day is eat. Goes to show what a peaceful kingdom we are.

Jojo: ... Do not let Staff see this guy.

Sans: Roger.

Staff: Huh ? Don't see what ?

Jojo: Nothing. Let's go meet that king... ... ...

https://youtu.be/Bmui_NhEFj0

???: Welcome, travelers.

Jojo: ... Uhh ?

DIO: What business have you here ?

Jojo: 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH !!'

Staff: 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH !!'

Sans: What's gotten into them ?

Giratina: Pretty sure they're having roughly the same reaction, but perhaps not for the same reasons...

DIO: Are your friends okay ? They're just standing there.

Giratina: Um, excuse them, your majesty, the trip was rough. The thing is, the Dark Lord attacked Greenhorne Town.

DIO: ... ... And this miscreant stole the people's faces, you say ? Pfft. Of all the ridiculous tales... Derp !

DIO: H- Heeeeeeeelp !!